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someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

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im tweaking over stydia. it has been years and im still tweaking over stydia. somebody kill me

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me, seeing a fic writer I like in the comments of my fic

me, seeing a fic writer I like in the comments of an random fic

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lydia Martin/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Lydia Martin, Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: Getting Together, First Time, Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Alternate Universe - College/University, Virgin Stiles Stilinski, Cunnilingus, Praise Kink, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Stiles Stilinski Deserves Nice Things, gratuitous use of the word fuck, Lydia Martin is a little feral for Stiles, Lydia Martin has a Plan, Slight hand kink, Stydia, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Language Summary:

'Her first semester at MIT, Lydia discovered something new that she wanted. Well. New was a relative term. Maybe it wasn’t new, but she hadn’t really wanted it before. What’s that old saying about distance and the heart growing fonder?'

Slight College AU where Lydia realizes she wants Stiles and flies 3,000 miles to seduce him. Smut ensues.

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no more coming out, if u cant tell im gay from the everything abt me u dont deserve to know

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Tobin Heath: posts the cutest video ever of Christen fucking Press being the most adorable ass human on her story, sitting across from her, giggling Bc she’s in LOVE

Literally everyone on earth:

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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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It’s easier to think of someone as “lazy” than to face the fact that school costs too much, that better jobs are inaccessible, that childcare is unaffordable, that people are forced to work so hard for so little that there’s no way they could have enough energy to attempt schooling or finding better work, and that what we give to people who can’t work is insufficient to the point of being shameful. I could say that calling people lazy is, in itself, lazy, but it’s not just an intellectual shortcut. It’s a defense mechanism.

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ya know like….you always hear about the classics™ authors having stupid wild shenanigans with each other. they all banded together to be dumbass chaotic english majors together. the stories are great and they’re all considered timeless genius writers….we don’t have that with modern age authors? where’s the goddamn sense of community? where’s the saucy tales of jk rowling, stephen king, james patterson and nicholas sparks locked up in an orgy cabin during a hurricane and having a writing contest. no one’s ever gotten in a fist fight with stephanie meyer. rick riordan didn’t cry face down in george r r martin’s garden after no one liked blood of olympus. jodi picoult doesn’t have a single damn calcified heart in her possession. cassandra clare and suzanne collins never had sex on a grave. neil gaiman has never gone on a week long sex-binge that would have killed him if r l stine didn’t intervene. john green has never written a book in two weeks while snorting massive amounts of cocaine. where’s the drama!!! where’s the scandal!!!! where’s the intrigue!!! modern day authors have to step it UP a notch, God dammit.

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anyways. 

white people shouldn’t be surprised if poc get pissed when white people overstep boundaries. poc arent here to teach you and fix you on your racism. our existence shouldn’t be reduced to just someone who teaches you to be better. we have a right to be mad. we arent going to treat you like your second grade teacher, and always be kind and clear. many poc are dealing with dumb shit every day, we arent going to drain ourselves to fix every person. 

if ur white u can rb but dont say shit lmao

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Not just actors are theater kids ♥️ A shout out to the rest of the team!

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this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

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you know when you’re eating a sandwich and you go to take a bite and like a huge chunk of your favorite part just slips out (like say your eating a blt and you accidentally pull out a whole piece of bacon) and you’re torn because on the one hand that bite is going to be the best bite ever but on the other hand the rest of your sandwich just lost a valuable team player 3 minutes into the game and no one’s sure how it’s going to be able to cover that loss.