Hi🤗 I am a person that gives advice. Whether it's unhinged or helpful is up for debate. Send in your dilemmas, queeries, and piping hot spot of bothers at your own peril. Do remember to put on your sunglasses if you would like to remain androgynous. And a very merry unbirthday indeed. (potentially nsfw so mdni) (All asks subject to whims of fancy, if you forget to put your anonglasses on, might get published anyway, feel free to ask for a retraction, they will be granted on a case by case basis.)
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What do I do about my Evil Stepmom? She hates my guts and is turning my dad against me, making him think I'm manipulating him when I try and tell him how she speaks to me and treats me when no one else is there to call her out? -Fair Precipitous Maiden
Well Hellooooo, May I call you Ms. White? I say maybe next time she corners you in the library, look for a hefty candlestick laying around. If you need anymore Clues, feel free to ask again later ...
#advice#unhinged#tea#spill the tea#life advice#ask#answered#ms white#in the library#with the candlestick#white rabbit#snow white#evil stepmother#life skills#for real#stand up for yourself#dont let anyone talk to you or treat you like shit#also#secretly record that bitch#your dad cant ignore receipts#good luck#magic 8 ball#send me asks#i am open for business#if all else fails#smack a bitch#she might think twice talking you sideways if expects a smack upside the head from that kind of behavior#unhinged advice#helpful#you decide
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