Greed the Avaricious♂ | Immortal | Professional Bastard Status: N/ARelationship Status: Single tracked: unholyavarice ((Indie Greed!Ling RP blog.))
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((I'mma get off now and work on this mmv -- night-o!))
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rude ho

talon out
;flies away through roof
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bitch i learned dat when i was 2

well now som1 isn’t learning all what i learned about all the fucking countries in the whole entire fucking world.
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LEMME TELL YA
IT WAS THE BEST TWO MONTHS OF MY LIFE

u sent me aCROSS THE WORLD fOR TWO MONTHS. i DON’T THINK i DESERVE THIS.
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Greedgreedgreed by ~cola-san

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*snotty nasally annoying tone*
my name's talon and i'm a piece of shit stoner that wants to get kicked in the dick then kicked out of the nest cause i'm a lil shit

;mimics in an annoying voice.
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well shit son that's not homo at all ya know

;clings to di—i mean leg.
thanks papa~
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"Well, by my calculations, you aren't dead after all. Good to have you back, even if you're singing about being 'radioactive' or whatever."
"Since when did people yap about me bein' dead? I assure you, I ain't goin' anywhere because I still got shit to get done. But thanks, it's glad to be back, I guess."
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*yodels passionately*

its ok bby papa will wuv u 5ever i pwomise

;violently krumps.
i think we blew momma’s ear drums out—

;is still violently krumping.
they said they gon eat me. daddy and mommy dunl lik me, papa greed.
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*aggresivly twerks*

Yeah, Tweets?

‘ey boss….?
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*shouts through closed door*

ENOUGH TO MAKE

MY SYSTEMS GO

WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE, TO THE NEW AGE

WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE, TO THE NEW AGE

WOOOHHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO I'M--

RADIOACTIVE

RADIOACTIVE

RADIOACTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

;inhales sharply.

I’M

WAKING

UP.

I

FEEL IT

IN MY BONES.
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"You could say 'no,' but you'd just get more lost, doll. But with that aside, where do you wanna go-slash-know about first?"

“Well, since I don’t know my way around, how can I say no to help?”
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THAH'T TFUCKIVNG POPTATOE I FUCKJIVNGG NCA'T
BUT YEAH I'M BACK HI WE SHOULD RP GREEDWIN OK *kisses face*
omfg jules you’re back can i jsut

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#GREED AND TALON
*KICKS OPEN DOOR*
I'M WAKIN' UP--
Oh dear Lord--
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES--
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOSS.

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enoughtomakemysystemsgo--
WELCOMETOTHENEWAGE.
*walks out of room*
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