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For all you Worst Witch fans!

I highly recommend the animated series Hilda on Netflix. Bella Ramsey does the voice for her and it's delightful!

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OMFG!!!! RAQUEL REPLIED TO MY COMMENT ON INSTAGRAM!!!!! The Queen knows I exist!

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Finally, chapter one! Sorry it took forever, work got in the way.

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@jacksepticeye is in my textbook!

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@therealjacksepticeye is in my anatomy textbook!

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Nothing like coming out at the Christmas party for work! One of the ladies put a condom in with her gift for the male boss. A bit later in the night, his son and one of the waitresses were pushing it around the table amd it landed in front of me. I pushed it back and said, "I dont need this, I'm a lesbian." Thankfully everyone laughed and just accepted it! I think they will be the family i get to choose ❤❤❤

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I had the best lesbian dream this morning! I had a huge party for my 31st birthday (which isn't until next April) and there were nothing but attractive women there. Even Shane from The L Word was there! It was the complete opposite of the dream I had yesterday morning, that's for sure.

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My mom keeps telling me that if I "have a life" (e.g. have a job) that I would feel better. Nope, I was still depressed but now had money.

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If Trump gets re-elected, I'm moving to Halifax!

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The year 2020: That feeling when you go through an inland hurricane and aren't surprised because it isn't the most fucked up thing to happen!

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Help, I live with a Karen!

My mom is a total Karen. She thinks mandatory mask-wearing is a ploy by the government to control us little “sheep”. I told her tonight that the sooner people follow the rules by wearing a mask, the sooner we can stop wearing them, and she actually baa-d at me! Every day I have to hear her complain about wearing a mask at work, as well as public places. She has also gotten into essential oils and has paid likely hundreds of dollars for them so far. Tonight, I hopefully put her in her place by saying that, unless you’re a medical professional, people shouldn’t talk about things they don’t understand. I can’t believe I have survived the pandemic this long with her!

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Exercise, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Spoken by someone who doesn't have massive tits that cause chronic back pain! However, I did see four raccoons in the cemetery.

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I’m rewatching Doctor Foster and... I am officially in love with Suranne Jones’s smile. It’s so bright and makes her face light up, and I wish I could be on the receiving end of it!!! She also has a wonderful personality, but if she was into women, I would totally be with her just for her smile (the amazing personality would just be a bonus). 

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The reason she didn't stay with Peter is because he was ashamed to be dating a white woman. He wasn't comfortable introducing her to his family.

OKAY. LIZZIE CORDAY IS SUCH A FLIRT. I ADORE HER. ♡ ps. There better be a perfectly good reason on why she ends up with Mark and not Peter, because I'm loving Corday/Benton so far. Their chemistry is everything!

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I love that Joy has braided pigtails like Mildred (though I'm ashamed to have taken this long to realize it)!

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Just wanted to say that I'm in the process of writing a Gentleman Jack fic told from Ann Walker's point of view. If anyone cares to read it, let me know!

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Me: *dreads going to the doctor for a PAP test*

Also me: *shaves and perfumes myself as if I'm going on a date*

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Catherine Rawson (speaking about Anne Lister): She can’t be trusted in the company of other women.

Ann Walker: Who says that?

CR: People.

AW: What do you mean? What does she do to them?

CR: I don’t know.

AW: Does she bite them?

Me: Probably, if you ask her nicely.