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*squints* You do realize this is the KUNGPOWPENIS site, right? -@untitledducklett

Yes, yes. I’ve seen that foolish ritual already. You do realize that it has no impact whatsoever, right?

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It's weird and kinda uncomfortable seeing so many people deny our existence.

"Eebies and sapient Pokemon don't exist, they're all just faking it" is not a fun thing to see on my dash.

Being turned into a Pokemon has made my life into near-constant agony. It's affected my every waking moment since it happened to me, and even much of my time asleep.

I'm not faking this.

Please treat us with respect.

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//Okay, making one of these posts to help get this blog off the ground more :3

// Reblog this post if you're okay with this "Ghetsis" (not really Ghetsis) to come onto your blog and be annoying/be an absolute strawman/preach team plasma rhetoric.

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I can't stop reading the 1793 third edition of "A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue" (originally published 1785). I have been irritating all my friends and coworkers with fun new terms like "That's the barber!" and "He looks like God's revenge against murder."

Anyway, Ash talked me into drawing some of the phrases and I ended up with these little mid-1780s Londoners.

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Sure is. Glad to know I'm not the only one dealing with interdimensional fuckery around here though

Relationship here means longer term, not such things as a one night stand, hence the distinction.

Edit: @/last-lorekeeper wanted a mention for the Greater Courtney Clusterfuck and stuff they said giving me this idea

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Relationship here means longer term, not such things as a one night stand, hence the distinction.

Edit: @/last-lorekeeper wanted a mention for the Greater Courtney Clusterfuck and stuff they said giving me this idea

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ayyy bing bong. fuck you and your lack of morals for wanting to sell a person and their family.

K

Anon solve this problem since your morals are so sound

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Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

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Oh my arc they are all adorable; the new place I've got is perfect for them!

Yeeting Berior at you for crackshipping with Charcoal. Info on Vanitian Absol can be found on @untitledducklett pinned

Three beans, and one's SHINY!

Copper is the loudest of the bunch, and the closest to Berior species-wise. He unfortunately inherited wheels for his back legs, but at least in his case he can use it. His shiny trait has affected his vision, so he sometimes struggles to move around! [His eyes would be teal colored!] He relies a lot on Bea to help him around.

Ash [The one standing upright] has a bit more mobility difficulties, but can sea pretty well. He has a tendency to bite anything that moves, but that's only due to high curiosity.

Bea is the quietest, and has the easiest time mobility-wise. She likes helping Copper because he can talk for her. She also enjoys his sparkles a lot, and seems to enjoy looking at Shiny Pokemon in general. She's the only one whose eye glows in the dark.

You're free to take these three beans! Enjoy!

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Crackships Open (borrowed from, with template by, @waffledragon10)

Crackships can be MinexYours or MinexMine. I don't know how many of these I'll do but I'll do my best!

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Crackships Open (borrowed from, with template by, @waffledragon10)

Crackships can be MinexYours or MinexMine. I don't know how many of these I'll do but I'll do my best!

[untitledducklett]

latias and latios invasion ask game

Reblog to have anons send you a random latias or latios in your inbox. Feel free to say if the latias or latios are canon or non canon for your blog

Anons can send any kind of latias or latios like variants, hybrids, different typing, delta variants, or ones from different worlds.

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HARBINGER

Absol is one of my all-time favourite Pokémon but I don’t draw it nearly enough. The first I saw it as a kid I thought it was an ice type and I have associated it with ice ever since. This fluffy beast warns people of avalanches in mountain areas.

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It might be that, for them, it's more of an abstract than something concrete; having gotten to muck about with a version of myself and our half(?) brother(????) I don't have that luxury

Why are people being surprised about the multiverse? Do humans not normally know about it?

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Get it off your chest. Send my muse an anonymous confession that's been bothering yours for a long time. I can't say anything...only publish.

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May all of you languish in the halls of Mandos for what you have done to me! I am not-

<Bzzt!>Ok Yves phone time is over

I WILL NOT BE

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