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You were perfect!!, if only the algorithm hadn't fail you!!

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What the hell… 😭

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Didn't have to call me out like that.. :/

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I'm just not going to explain this, so just enjoy or whatever.

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STARBURST IS LIKE OTP OK

Idfc who you think you are but if you don’t understand why I ship these two wHO arE yOU 

REBLOG IF YOU SHIP IT!!!

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MLP OTPs

Maud x Mudbriar

Sugar Belle x Big Mac

Pinkie Pie x Cheese Sandwich

Starlight Glimmer x Sunburst

Fluttershy x Discord

Sandbar x Yona

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i am a starburst truther ... !

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Real

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WHAT?! NO... WAS I ND THE WHOLE TIME?! NO IM NT GUYS!! IM NT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO--!!!!!

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Me too blind bengal, Me too.

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Self love amiright fellas?? No, seriously, they should kiss fr (/j)

Wrong Adam 💔💔

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Mother.

Bug lady

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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Dude's literally qualified for it like he ticks every box on the checklist

✔ handsome

✔ cute

✔ has a nice voice

✔ well dressed/fashionable

✔ trauma

✔ pathetic

✔ wet cat/poor little meow meow 😿

✔ needs therapy

✔ ptsd

✔ Has problems

✔ I WANTO SQUEEZE HIM SO BADLY AND FLAIL HIM AROUND RAHHHHHHHHHH

✔ dumb

✔ Dilf/Zaddy

✔ 🤭🤭😻😻😻

if eoa had been bigger then I think Esteban would've been a viable candidate for a tumblr sexyman

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Some of these are kinda accurate ngl 💀

EoA Incorrect Quotes... But The Names Are Randomised By A Generator

Victor, in Shuriki’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Mateo, climbing past Victor: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

Ash: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Naomi: Well, it’s frowned upon. Ash: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? Ash: That’s okay, right?

Mateo, digging his grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?

Armando: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill! Armando: *looks around* ….Should I keep it? Elena: Armando, just do the right thing. Victor: And put in your bag. Elena: No—

Shuriki: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant. Carla, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you. Ash, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please. Carla: Coming right up.

Carla: Ugh, the printer broke while printing out Esteban's birthday invitations. Naomi: Well, what are they supposed to say? Carla: "Esteban's birthday". Naomi: So, what do they say instead? Carla: "Esteban’s bi". Naomi: Naomi: Works out either way.

Gabe: My only talent is being stress. Luisa: Don't you mean stressed? Gabe: No.

Dona Paloma, wiping tears from their eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it’s meant to be… Isabel: I’m literally just going to the store.

*Dona Paloma is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room* Dona Paloma, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?! Esteban, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand! Dona Paloma: And Shuriki didn’t stop you?! Esteban, pointing at a sleeping Shuriki: She's been asleep for the past three hours. Victor, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys- Victor, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?! Dona Paloma, pointing at Esteban: He threw the remote onto the TV stand. Victor: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday! Shuriki, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out? Shuriki, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! ESTEBAN, I TOLD YOU NOT TO! Esteban: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it! Dona Paloma and Victor, in unison: But you broke the- Esteban: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never here. *dashes out of the living room*

Francisco: What if we were stranded on a desert island? Who would you eat? Naomi: Mateo. Francisco: So fast? Wh-what about me? I would eat you! Naomi: That’s very nice, I guess. Francisco: Why wouldn’t you eat me? I’m your best friend. Naomi: Look, if other people are having some, I’ll try you.

Dona Paloma: How would you like your coffee? Luisa: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Dona Paloma, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Elena: So, I've been thinking Isabel- Isabel: That's dangerous.

Mateo, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me. Gabe: Yeah, Mateo will straight up cry in public. Don't try him. Mateo: Exactly, I will straight up- Mateo: Mateo, tearing up: Gabe, why would you say that?!

Shuriki: Elena is okay. Armando: She's okay? She said she was going to break my legs! And don't tell me she didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause she gave me the mackerel eyes, she meant it! Shuriki: Armando, Elena threatened me. She threatens Carla every day. She probably threatened Luisa before breakfast this morning. It's what she does. Grow a pair.

Francisco: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? Isabel: I only like dark humor. Francisco, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? Isabel: Francisco: An IMPASTA!

Shuriki: I'm not doing too well. Isabel: What's wrong? Shuriki: I have this headache that comes and goes. *Mateo enters the room* Shuriki: There it is again.

Carla: So, you lied to me? Fiero: That depends on how you define lying. Carla: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Fiero: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

Naomi: Esteban, don’t go picking a fight with Gabe. Don’t forget, he's powerful, he could make life difficult for you. Esteban: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

Isabel: I drink to forget but I always remember. Carla: You're drinking orange juice.

Esteban: Oh no! I’m doomed! Isabel: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Dona Paloma at her own memorial service. Esteban: Exactly! It’s impossible!

(I really want the stories behind these adlsjflhk)

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WHATS HAPPENING TO ME I'M.. I'M!- 👩🏻🚶🏻‍♀️->🐴🐎

So, how does sort of new friends has Estaban made during his time back?

Elena: He looked so happy to pick his own horse! Even tho I told him Valiente was a difficult one.

Victor: They are a match made in heaven then, heh.

Elena: Victor…

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