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ursineproblemgenerator · 2 months ago
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So update
Been using [Healing] in my second slot for a little over two years now and i JUST fucking discovered that it can out scale your mana production.
La de dah, lemme leave on my passive all the time. Why the fuck is the sky loud and people all feel like hornets who have complaints about the HOA and want to sell me an extended warranty and timeshare combo.
Oh? My mana bar keeps hitting negatives and my staminas draining despite doing fuck all so my health doesnt take the hit? Oh BECAUSE OF CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE 2.025 MY STAMINAS OUT TOO...
Fexking snaxks man.
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ursineproblemgenerator · 8 months ago
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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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Hey!
So I unlocked [Healing] and [Mana Sense] but every time I use them both at the same time [Meditation] kicks on and I end up with the [Karmic Metta] condition which I dont quite understand and Gyoogle isnt helping.
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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Palestinian activists get their message across on Londons iconic Tower Bridge landmark- one of the cities most historic buildings. We need a ceasefire now.
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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Hey does anyone want to come do brain exopansion suppliments with me in the woods?
We can cuddle and watch the stars!
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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*Attempts to enter the room without making much noise*
*cracks the door in three places and by sheer weight alone sinks right through the floorboards 3 feet into the room*
"Man. I am not cut out for urban exploration."
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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kids need safe places to play. kids need safe places. ceasefire. ceasefire. ceasefire.
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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So.... whats a good outfit to wear to go from the 0rgy to a Book Club and then to a different 0rgy?
Both the 0rgys are themeless fyi and the book were doing this quarter is quantum psychology.
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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I am only comfortable doinking if you have the mental and social skills to complete a game of flamecraft.
And your shirt has to have ridden up a bit during the game on your belly... which is clearly why I lost... distraction belly
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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If you havnt been in a whirlwind werewolf romance where you chase each other through the woods and someone notices the bite marks the next day and you just turn into a blushing mess...
What are you even doing?!
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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some of my fav tattoos from the last several weeks 🪶
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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Happy Pride Month!
Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did the last 2 years!
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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silly werewolf transformation
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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Also Im throwing a party for human pets
Its in the woods late at night
There will be a nacho bar and drinks, please byol
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ursineproblemgenerator · 1 year ago
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OwO what's this? *nuzzles you* based on the smell and decomposition i'd say this is a six day old corpse.
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