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Having unholy thoughts about Leon S. Kennedy right now

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day 4: guilt/healing

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As much as I would love for narumitsu to be Canon, I just don't feel like it's ace attorney style to heavily explore cutesy romance stuff. It would feel a bit odd I think to have a game where they have a romance arc as aa is not a dating sim 😭

However I think it's absolutely hilarious if they come out with a new game where they just sorta don't ever substantially say it but it's obvious what's going on.

Ways they could make Narumitsu Canon that I think are funny:

-One of the locations is called "My Apartment" whilst you're playing as Phoenix, and when you go there sometimes Edgeworth is just like... sat on the sofa drinking tea and you're just meant to accept it. (alternatively. You are able to play as both Phoenix and Edgeworth at some point and both of them go to the same "my apartment")

- They put wedding rings on their sprites and never ever elaborate on it.

-There's an almost hidden piece of dialogue that you only get when you fail spectacularly where Edgeworth gets smug and Phoenix thinks "That's it. I am so going to divorce him when we get home" or something sarcastic along those lines. That's the only time it's mentioned.

-There's a case where there are two people in love and Maya is like "Nick you must be so lonely you haven't dated anyone in years. All you do is hang out with Mr Edgeworth all the time >:( " and Phoenix just thinks "Yeah. There's a reason for that" and that's it. You're meant to infer wtf that means.

-Larry complains about being a third wheel once when with Phoenix and Edgeworth.

-Edgeworth's office has a tiny nearly illegible photo that is clearly just a wedding picture of the two of them. You click on it and Phoenix is like "As nice as this day was, did he really have to use the photo where I'm blinking??"

-You present a ring as evidence to Edgeworth and he says something along the lines of "Interesting. It almost reminds me of the one you gave me, Wright"

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Hey. It's okay if Chloe is dead in the next game. As long as she's still everywhere. As long as she's haunting the fuck out of the narrative. To the point when it makes even us, players, uncomfortable. The same way Rachel was haunting LiS 1's narrative. The same way Max was 'haunting' BtS's. Let Max think about Chloe all the goddamn time. Let Max awkwardly overuse the word 'hella', let Max make Chloe's references whenever she looks at an item, let Max write in her diary still, except she writes for a Chloe who's no longer there. And if Max starts travelling through the multiverse to save someone who's already dead again, let her have hope. Even if we don't get to chose, or there's simply no way to save Chloe, let Max hope for it, and let us hope for it at the same time. Maybe build up the hope as the game goes on, and then completely crush it by the end, so we all end up sobbing over these damn games again. But please please please, do NOT erase Chloe's character. Do not act like she doesn't heavily influence Max's character, in every possible way, dead or alive.

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happy miles edgeworth to all who celebrate

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Reblogging to say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MILES EDGEWORTH INVESTIGATIONS

i may or may not have an unhealthy obsession with miles edgeworth

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Flower boys! (...who both know approximately absolutely nothing about flowers)

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i may or may not have an unhealthy obsession with miles edgeworth

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manifesting this

1.5 months post breakup and i’ve taken 2 u era by myself, i can suddenly write creative things again, ive rented the eras tour to reclaim my experience and i was entirely healed by new york city. my sister renamed my cat plushie and i have a new hoodie. i’ve eaten so much asian food, i had a fantastic christmas, i’ve been back to our favorite restaurants with new people and no i didn’t stop cooking. i’m going to grad school for what i want to go for and i enjoy my job. i’ve laughed more in the last month and a half than i have in the last eight.

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today, im sure nothing bad will happen at gourd lake

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thinking about "almost christmas means it wasnt christmas" and all it means. imagine you are phoenix. you have spent years and months trying to find this man and he has either been out of reach or has fought every step of the way. now you are the only thing standing between him and prison, and he has fought you every step of the way in some misguided attempt to protect you. you are fighting the clock, you have three days to save him, and you are running out of time. all hope seems lost.

almost.

almost. it was almost christmas. it means that it isnt over. it means you can still save him. THAT is what almost christmas means it wasnt christmas means

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❅ a very merry almost christmas ❅

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Currently playing bridge to the turnabout and omg im having so much fun playing as edgeworth

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This man's inner monologue is so funny to hear. He just trails off randomly while speaking and finishes his thoughts inside his head. Seeing him wear his lil defense attorney pin and take his temporary role as a defense attorney so seriously for the sake of Phoenix is so endearing

In conclusion Miles is blorbo #1 taking up all my current brainspace

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Resisting the urge to be an asshole so hard rn....

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getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.

you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)

and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.

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average ace attorney trial

phoenix: ah god im so nervous im so new to this

maya: we can do it nick!!! yayayayay

judge: hello i am here

edgeworth: hello i am calling my witness mr seekret murdahrer to the stand

seekret murdahrer: hi i am but an innocent witness. i saw harry willington kill that guy from my window. yes the defendant.

phoenix : oh shit uhhhh fuck i know!!! yes mr murdahrer um you claim to have seen mr willington from your apartment window and yet your apartment has no window!!!!

judge: order!!!!

edgeworth: tut tut tut you see mister wright mr murdahrer does have a window, your building plans are outdated!

phoenix: oh shit. um. i. LOOK AT THIS

judge: what the fuck is this

phoenix: this is a piece of tape! but as you can see, there is dust on this tape!! i picked it up at mr murdahrers apartment! in the dust on the tape you can see the serial number from the murder weapon!!!

seekret murdahrer: *rips off face* GAHHHHHHH fine i did it!!!!!@

judge: ORDER! anyway i find mr willington not guilty!

confetti: *falls*

maya: yayayay mr wright we did it!!!

edgeworth: Phoenix....... I Have Always Felt A Certain..... Way..... Towards You..... As If Our Lives Are Perhaps Intertwined...... This Thought Has Penetrated Me Deeply... And Yet I Find Myself Unable To Resist........

harry willington: wowowow thanks mr wright!!!! now i will go back to the novelty ninja dice factory and work there again!!!!