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nothing says foreplay quite like smiling with a mouth full of blood
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Two fictional men with the same haircut and same voice actors need them both equally
I have no shame they’re both so fine if u know u know
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This kingfisher portrait by Gonzalom.art has me on my knees
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home library so I never have to leave the house 📚
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I’m just a child who wants to frolic but has been given unnecessary burdens and responsibilities bro let me back in the FIELDS I crave FLOWERS and SUNLIGHT and WONDER AND MERRIMENT
#I am a child of wonder and merriment#the world doesn’t want that#let me be free man#frolic#like damn#relatable#college student#i don’t want to be a part of this country anymore#I’m feeling#hashtag burdened#wonder and merriment do not serve capitalism
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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
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I’m so sick of people making Y/N so soft in soooo many fics LOL like I get it I like being soft sometimes too but be fr if someone said “mind your business” to a simple question in passing I’m not acting all “aw I’m sorry 😣” and packing my stuff to move rooms I’m going “ppfff okay 😀 weird” and ignoring them like why are yall acting like you’re just rolling over and showing your bellies at every moment of the day. And like I LIKE being soft like that sometimes but every damn fic at every waking moment they’re acting all sad n defenseless n boneless like girl stand up ✋ aren’t we an avenger or warrior or whatever you are in whatever universe we’re indulging in rn aksjksjsksk
This really isn’t a big deal I was just annoyed but after typing it out it’s lowkey kinda funny bahahahaha
#sorry that started out serious but the more I typed the more I thought it was funny#LOL#no but we don’t need overbearingly overpowered or stone cold or anti-soft characters but girl#stand up once in a while#fanfics#x reader#y/n#y/n needs to grow a pair sometimes#Bucky x reader#Steve x reader#the Witcher x reader#Geralt x reader#multifandom x reader#idol x reader#lads x reader#fanfiction#jokes
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Crimson Peak (2015) 🎬 Guillermo del Toro
+ IMDb trivia
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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
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𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘮…
𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐰𝐧.
🎨: @spearthymint
Commissioned by me
𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑫𝑶 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑻. 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻 𝑮𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑵.
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