valdeswan

[valdeswan]

I believe Wade lives to annoy the living shit outta Jason, and if you believe Peter is not an enabling little shit you are objectively wrong.

[valdeswan]

Whatever lets you sleep at night

Sure you will

[valdeswan]

Oh no...

If you're wondering what they did, well...

Credit to @valdeswan for helping me come up with this crazy scenario.

Also, yes. I am making fanart and memes for my fic instead of working on my fic... BUT! I am working on chapter 2! Just working on plotting out where I want to go with it.

[valdeswan]

so beautiful

Bud Illis x Glenn Poeff, Bud Illis-centric

(1,451 words) <t rating>

Summary:

Bud Illis always loved physical touch. It was an easy way to express affection for him so he often resorted to it.

And maybe it was because of the hours spent awake finally catching up to him or maybe because of the little voice in the back of his mind screaming about Glenn's touch repulsive nature but the moment Glenn melted into his arms, something in Bud broke.

.....

Or Glenn wakes up after getting injured so they hug and cuddle

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Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63530425

[valdeswan]

Patiently waiting for Goldie Gramps to appear in the manhwa to see if they made the boob-window canon or not

[valdeswan]

i like the idea that red hood is to crime alley what daredevil is to hell's kitchen in the dd comics. in the way that:

Jason: *in full red hood gear, walking through an alley* homeless man next to him: hey, todd. how's patrol? jason: *grinning under his helmet* i don't know if you need new glasses---or maybe a memory boost, jimmy---but the todd kid is dead. i, obviously, am not. homeless man: *snickers* yeah sure, sure, jason

Jason: *walking down the street in civvies* passerby: hey! hood! i have some info for you, drug deal goin' on 'round the docks jason: *raises brow* yeah? well, i ain't hood . . . but i'll take that info to him if ya want. he patrols near my apartment passerby: you keep tellin' yourself that, dude

batman: have you seen the criminal Red Hood? crime alley resident: *lighting a cigarette, making continual eye contact with batman* I'm blind. haven't seen anyone batman: *examines the woman* obviously not. you can see me just fine crime alley resident: ya ain't ever heard of selective vision impairment? it's totally a thing batman:

little girl: hey, hood. th' cops were lookin' fer ya jason: hmm. what did ya tell 'em? little girl: t' stick it where th' sun don't shine jason: *high-fives her* i'm going to buy you an entire toy store, kid

[valdeswan]

Imagine in the beginning, before Red Hood's goons figure out that he is a baby, they think he is a single dad of a bunch of kids, instead. And it is not like they are wrong, since he does parent all kids of Crime Alley, but they mean not them. They mean Bats, instead.

No one is sure how old Red Hood is. But they saw a single white streak of the hair once, so he is... old, right? And these Batkids, they always hang around him, whining and asking for something - surely, it is his kids? Right? That gotta be it.

Red Hood: Now, back to- Sorry, I need to take a call. Goons: Sure, sir. Red Hood: What... Oh my god, Red. What do you mean, you don't know how to wash the carpet without- Spoiled brat. Okay, listen to me, you first need to get a really hot water... Goons: That's definitely his son being in troubles.

(It was Tim, who accidentally ruined Alfred's favourite carpet. He was in big troubles that day.)

Robin, appearing on the doorstep of Red Hood's den: Scram. I am here to see Hood. Goons, staring at little Damian: Hm-m. Red Hood, pushing them away: Bad day? (Damian wordlessly raising his arms to be picked up by Jason) Okay. It is fine. Goons: Hm-m-M.

Nightwing, whining: You are so boring. Why don't you want to play Twister with us this Sunday? Red Hood, rolling his eyes: Shut up. Goons, overhearing the conversation: Kids, am I right? Red Hood: Huh?

Goons, watching Batman and Red Hood shouting on each other on the rooftop: Hey, do we think Batman is also his kid?.. Goons: (thoughtful pause) Red Hood, completely pissed off by his dad in the meanwhile: I am TIRED of you. Go back to your stupid ass CAVE and think about your behaviour. I don't want to see you AGAIN. Batman: But- Red Hood: OUT OF MY TURF. NOW!!! Goons, staring at Batman, who walks away sulkily: ...HM-M.

Red Hood, staring at the "Best Dad" merch, given him by his goons on his birthday: I am confused. Do they mean kids from Alley, or they view themselves as my kids... What does it mean? Uh. Whatever. It is kinda sweet. Red Hood, on the next day: Thanks, guys. Very thoughtful of you! Goons, high-fiving each other: Sure, boss!

[valdeswan]

Boop 🌟

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Posted twice because I can (I still don't know how this place works)🏃

+ something something I brought the other day

[valdeswan]

Some messy jason todd art

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[valdeswan]

LITERALLY

Matt would be insufferable about being Jason's favorite too.

He would make Jason laugh when he knows Bruce is there, showing casual displays of affection (hair ruffles, pats on the back, a hug if he feels sadistic enough), showing openly that he cares only to rub it on Bruce's face.

In Matt's defence, he kinda hates Batman and all that child soldier thing. So he asks Jason to read to him Pride and Prejudice when he knows Bruce and Jay had plans.

Posted twice because I can (I still don't know how this place works)🏃

+ something something I brought the other day

[valdeswan]

No, you're absolutely right, because I can totally see Jason thinking he saw Batman and it was just matt in the shadows.

Too much overprotective father tendencies and horns/ears, he confuses them easily. Jason likes Matt more tho, he laughs at Jason's death jokes and Jason finds the blind jokes hysterical.

Posted twice because I can (I still don't know how this place works)🏃

+ something something I brought the other day

[valdeswan]

Posted twice because I can (I still don't know how this place works)🏃

+ something something I brought the other day

[valdeswan]

Ok but Gilbert is so pretty???? He's super pretty and I'm actually pissed we never get much of him! Has he ever even talked!?? Damn it I need him to have more action please he's so freaking beautiful!

[valdeswan]

everyone on this site

[valdeswan]

I made this for you guys since you seem starving for more content about them (it's me, I'm the one who needs more about them)

They are so special to me

I have a type and it's Red. It you get it, you get it.