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oh ok

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"Sorry I can't, I'm busy"

Me being busy:

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Guess who just booked their tickets to japannnnnn

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

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This was so difficult ahhhhh

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every so often the discourse comes around again that basically boils down to “is it feminist for a woman to want men to be attracted to her” and it’s like. no, it’s not. it’s also not anti feminist. it’s not relevant. it’s nothing. a woman wanting to have sex with men has nothing to do with feminism. being a lesbian or celibate is not “more feminist” than being a straight woman. the point was always “women should not have to dress in a way that is attractive to men solely in order to be acknowledged by them at all” not “women should never dress in a way that is attractive to men for any reason.” sometimes a woman wants men to want to have sex with her. that’s not anti feminist. that’s average. it’s also not feminist just because it’s her choice to do it. it is not related. feminism is about women’s human rights. that doesn’t mean it’s a feminist act every time a woman makes a choice.

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my fave writing reminder

honestly, this phrase has been on my mind more times than i can count. i've kidnapped it, taken it as a hostage with no ransom money because i need it to live permanently in my head.

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Sometimes it is so so difficult to keep kindness in my heart and not respond to condescension with rudeness but I gotta remember that’s the most important time

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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we should have fuck ass random rules for more races. you have to parallel park into the pit box in baku. if you don’t overtake anyone in interlagos you’re disqualified for being shit. odd numbered finishers get half points in abu dhabi so everyone is trying to overtake all the time. these are so bad but so was monaco. i could go on

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Have a tea break while you're at it!

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