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I'd love to do an ask game but all these questions I'm seeing are ASSSSSS

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Flirting makes me wanna kms cause like...what the hell am I supposed to do? Kiss you?? Punch you?? Pull your pants down with my teeth?? smh smh.

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Thinking about men in skinny jeans and tight leather pants

(lustfully)

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

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Call me out if I’m wrong on this… But you seem like Billy from stranger things would be your ideal man if he had an iron deficiency. 🩸🪙🧱

Is that the gay one? I refuse to watch stranger things 💀

He has the looks. Maybe if he had darker hair

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(flirting) i could be your loser boyfriend. you ever fucking thought about that??

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blahblahblah boy blogger yapping abt boyhood

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17 year old-totally-human guy currently looking for other totally human guys that would fancy a stroll at night to my giant (not vampire) castle where I can (totally not) gaze lovingly at your neck and (totally not) fantasize about biting it

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HIIII YER BLOGS SO SILLY. >..< :33!! do ye like fear street? :3.

Hi! Tyy! :) I haven't gotten to watching fear street, is it any good? Was thinking about watching the kill counts before the movies

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every time i complain about being single and having no hoes i want everybody to remember that i intentionally and strategically sabotage any opportunity i have to open myself up to a romantic or sexual connection because i’m a pussy and an idiot

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ERIC DRAVEN THE CROW | 1994

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ahhh idk if it'll help but im sure u still look awesome at 4'10. :3 ik other guys ur height who pass well and i personally pass ok despite my height, too. ^_^

Thanks anon, that at least gives me a little bit of hope :))!