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Hi hi, as that wizard show now is getting an audio book series, just a reminder that there are so many people in the queer space making audio drama for free that’s amazing so please go support those, instead of the terrible wizard woman who’s literally funding to make trans people’s lives worse.

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Poor Toby

it's been 2 years already since their divorce? unbelievable.

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I expect nothing less

inappropriate use of Draco's wand

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I'm watching Princess and the Frog with my family and I really want something like the shadow mans death for Elias with the 14 fears in the end. Ik that JMART disappear or something that was spoiled when I got into the series but I know nothing else. For those who don't know what I'm referring this is it:

https://youtu.be/7sotIsQ4-Gg?si=Z9JO2mj7oX_wyWCE

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Demon

Goose

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reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

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The script to oppose KOSA (the Kids Online Safety Act) is now officially on https://5calls.org/. Call if you wanna kill KOSA again! It's a must if you don't want age verification in the US!

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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Seeing as I am likely to finish The Magnus Archives in like a week, I am addicted, I need more audio dramas to listen to. What should I listen to next. I can and am willing to double dip.

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How I imagined Jonathan Sims:

The real Jonathan Sims:

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french people will really be like “our société? culturally catholique? mais non, this country is laïque there is no public religion to be found here!” and then 5 minutes later say “oh we do not work tomorrow because it is *checks french fonction publique calendrier* the feast of the assumption of the holy virgin mary so every public building in the whole entire country is closed :)”

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Literally me. I have to look up the names in the wiki and pray to the eye I don't get spoiled.

"The most scary part of TMA is the blanket episode- The most scary part of TMA is Jane Prentiss - The most scary part of TMA is the Not! Them creatures -"

Wrong! The most scary part of TMA when you're watching for the first time and realize far too deep in that you really should be have been trying to remember peoples names.

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one Scene to rule them, one Scene to find them, one Scene to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

how non-writers think writing works: creating a detailed outline and plan, writing each section carefully and weaving in all the different story threads like a master creator, expertly creating a masterpiece with care and precision

how writing actually works: daydreaming that one scene, creating a half-formed plot in a daze all around it, swearing at characters that don't magic themselves into existence, becoming absolutely obsessed with the story for a solid week, it becomes your entire life, you sit down open a blank word document and write approximately two and a half chapters, lose interest, daydream an entirely new idea for a new story, rinse and repeat

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Someone tell me why when I go to dinner with my family at Applebee's, still mourning the loss of my precious Archivist (haven't started season 5 yet), that I excuse my self to go to the bathroom and zone out and then I hear the wicked Broadway soundtrack blast through the speakers.

Literally me:

Idina Menzel:

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Me walking into MAG 160 after MAG 159 ending expecting cute JMART fluff and fun times :

(big thanks to @emerysarchive for the idea)

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ELIAS "DADDY" BOUCHARD IS ACTUALLY JONAH MAGNUS?!? ALSO YES HE'S BACK! ALSO GO OFF MARTIN AND OMFG NOT SASHA AND WDYM DAISY IS A WEREWOLF?

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THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE SKY IS LOOKING BACK?!?!!? ELIAS YOU SEXY DEVIANT WHAT DID YOU DO?????