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“If I ever lose you too, I will go crazy.”

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SHADOW AND BONE Silence - Marshmello ft Khalid

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Wylan: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

Jesper:

Kaz:

Inej:

Nina:

Matthias:

Nina: I’m gonna tell him.

Jesper: Don’t you dare.

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Honestly during the carriage scene I couldn’t help but think of that scene in national treasure (2004) cinematic masterpiece of my childhood gifted to us by nicolas cage

Kaz: we lost her.

Jesper: no we didn’t because *stops*... you don’t know this? I know something about the heist that you don’t know.

Kaz through gritted teeth: I’d be very excited to learn about it, Jesper

Jesper: hold on a second we just—I’m just taking this moment... this is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Cuz, you know, except for now because—

Inej: Jesper.

Jesper: ALRIGHT. The Sun summoner is inside the trunk

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Wylan: What do you do when you see someone really hot?

Jesper: I stare,

Jesper: I smile,

Jesper: Then I put down the mirror.

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Jesper: If Pekka Rollins kills us all, I’m going to get Wylan’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

Kaz: I’ll just hire Matthias’ ghost to kick your ghost’s ass.

Matthias: My ghost won’t associate with your ghost.

Matthias at the beginning of Six of Crows is not the easiest to like, but even at the beginning some of my favourite interactions happen when Matthias’ internal monologue is that of an exchange student who got roped by the girl he likes into working at a group project with a terribly loud group of locals, and Matthias will act like a tourist puzzled by 90% of the things the people around him do.

Matthias Exchange Student Pov:

“See you in Djerholm harbour,” Specht called. “No mourners.”

“No funerals,” the others replied. Strange people.

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Wylan: How do I make a date really romantic?

Kaz: Try being mysterious.

Wylan: Got it!

(Later, on a date with Jesper)

Jesper: Where are we going then, sunshine?

Wylan: None of your fucking business.

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Kaz Brekker:

deadliest and youngest gang leader in Ketterdam

ruthless, cruel, cunning, vicious

will absolutely tear your eye out and throw you overboard to drown

Also, Kaz Brekker: *carries around a goat*

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jesper and milo the goat.

that’s it.

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nina: *unconscious*

matthias: *tied up*

wylan: *kidnapped*

jesper: *shot*

inej: *locked up*

kaz: ah, yes, exactly as planned.

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what the six of crows gang’s favourite types of books would be:

kaz: only psychological thrillers and murder mysteries so he can get an ego boost and feel smug when he figures out the plot before the book reveals it. absolutely brags about it to jesper.

inej: a sucker for old school romance novels. secretly adores the idea of true love and thinks finding your ‘soulmate’ is a beautiful concept. (even if kaz complains and says it’s stupid)

nina: you won’t catch her dead in a library but instead will spend hours reading smut on ao3

matthias: extremely well read, not bound to one particular genre, enjoys fantasy books with extensive world building & characters with depth, (cries everytime a character dies).

jesper: very much a movie over book person, can’t focus long enough to sit down and read a novel, but if he’s going to read it’s going to be a dystopian. he’s read divergent once but watched the films 9 times because the male lead is hot.

wylan: haha