velociraptors-dont-lie
velociraptors-dont-lie
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20s - She/her - gets far too attached to fictional characters. ✨UK😞✨
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 5 days ago
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There's going to be a conclave to elect a new Pope.
I hope it doesn't-- OH MY GOD
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 20 days ago
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for study... of course
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 25 days ago
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when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 2 months ago
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 2 months ago
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What do you mean you hatched an egg you bought at the SUPER MARKET
Ohohoho
So there's this company in the UK, right. They brand themselves on producing fancy free range eggs and as part of that they have breed information written on the carton.
I did some snooping and found that every miracle news story of a supermarket egg hatching in the UK traced back to duck eggs, specifically the Braddock White duck eggs produced by this one company for the supermarket Waitrose.
And one day my mum brings them home and says "I bought these to eat but aren't they the ones that hatch?"
And it's spring and I'm hatching a ton this year so in they went.
On candling we had three fertile eggs! That's a fertility of 50% - the same as shipped eggs from a breeder!
Hatch day comes and we get 2 ducklings, Curie and Becquerel. Sadly, Curie contracts duck septicaemia from an infected navel and doesn't make it, but Becquerel is a healthy bird and growing like a weed.
I had put 4 breeder eggs in a week after them in case just one hatched, so Becque now has two Khaki Campbell cross friends called Tsuki and Hoshi so she isn't lonely.
And as of today's 7am Quacking - Becque is a female! Which means she's capable of laying eggs and therefore I have pirated a duck.
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 2 months ago
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Me, reading my fic drafts: Damn this is pretty good, when's the author gonna finish it?
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 2 months ago
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I need the next call of duty game to disregard what happened at the end of modern warfare three.
How does one come back from that? I do t are bring him back. No explanation? I don't care. Bring him back.
Why him 😭 whyd they choose him 😭
Just bring him back. Please. 😭
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 2 months ago
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Hey, Sephiroth? Turns out there's this guy named Prompto Argentum who also found out he was an artificial human with genetic enhancements who in attempting to fight monsters was killing the very beings he was most similar to, and guess what? He didn't do any of that shit.
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 2 months ago
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Slowly but surely making a bit of headway on deans fic and senku's fic.
I don't wanna post senku's yet, cause I'm still unsure of a few bits. There's a lot of errors and polishing to do because I've simply just written anything to get the ball rolling down instead of up.
I know it doesn't have to be perfect but there's a couple changes I wanna make cause I just don't like what I did instead.
And Dean.... Well the dean fic fans should know by now that I'm a woman of unexpected updates 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈❤️❤️
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 3 months ago
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How does one write about a bitch getting her shit ate if the bitch writing it has never had her shit ate... Good.😂
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 3 months ago
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Sun Wukong/Jinding Guo (aka Princess of the golden caldron country) from Journey to the west by Wú Chéng'ēn
Backgrounds belongs to Ibis inc.
Sun Wukong from Black Myth: Wukong
I'm going to start playing Black Myth: Wukong this month.
My new hyperfix never seems to end :^
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 3 months ago
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WUKONG🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 3 months ago
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idk why I love seeing wukong's little walk in this sequence
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 3 months ago
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Yo! Unnecessary tongue work on that brush!
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 3 months ago
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 3 months ago
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I need to write..... But I wanna play more monke....... But writing....
..... Writing for monke? No I couldn't. Too much to write for already.
But monke.
But destined one..... And destined one fight good 🤤
So I'm like, in a stasis like thing just watching true crime shit in YouTube because idk what to fucking do 😂
My options rn are play monke NG+.
Or.
Write for monke or write Sanji smut
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velociraptors-dont-lie · 3 months ago
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After many hours of grinding here’s my Black myth Wukong entry for a gaming art contest 🥹
Seriously this game is amazing. It’s actually how I also found about lego monkey kid and thats also so fire?
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