vertebratee
vertebratee
professional sad clown
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vertebratee · 3 days ago
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so i have a cousin in med school studying to become a sturgeon but i honestly think there's something fishy about the credentials of the program they're in
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vertebratee · 3 days ago
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vertebratee · 6 days ago
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kris being a terrifying lil creachure
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vertebratee · 12 days ago
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aou ou hnngh
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Congrats to whatever they have going on
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vertebratee · 12 days ago
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Congrats to whatever they have going on
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vertebratee · 12 days ago
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Doodle
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vertebratee · 15 days ago
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vertebratee · 16 days ago
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what drawing hair feels like:
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vertebratee · 17 days ago
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Mockingbird, maybe
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vertebratee · 24 days ago
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vertebratee · 26 days ago
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I fucking love the culture that has sprung up around polls. It is good.
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vertebratee · 1 month ago
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vertebratee · 1 month ago
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vertebratee · 1 month ago
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I love being in a aroace4aroace relationship. Cuz we aren’t dating. We are just an old married couple who lovingly bullies each other for a living and sometimes we also cuddle. The one with the most shiny pokémon cards is the one allowed to watch the TV. Which is always me. I win
goals tbh
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vertebratee · 1 month ago
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Why is he like this.
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vertebratee · 1 month ago
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On conservation and survival
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vertebratee · 1 month ago
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SLAAAYYYY
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN INTERNAL OBJECTIVITY????
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