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Hell yeah. I love this!

gif cred belongs to @kataara​

requested by anon “can i get a platonic imagine about the reader being zuko’s bodyguard. she’s a prodigy who came from a long line of family’s being the royal family’s bodyguards and she’s assigned to zuko. she basically planned an entire revolution behind ozai’s back and it was marked as one of greatest events in atla universe history. and the gaangs reaction when they found out she rebelled LOL THIS IS TOO LONG I HOPE YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.,, I LOVE UR WRITING IN EVERY FANDOM U WRITTEN ABOUT, LOVE YOUU!”

warning a single swear

imagine being zuko’s ex-body guard and reuniting with him after starting a guard revolt

when they reached the white lotus camp, zuko wasn’t at all ready to see you again.

“y/n?” he spoke, ignoring his uncle’s words and drawing the attention of the group he was in. you turned around to your former employer of sorts, your eyes immediately widening upon recognition.

“zuko!” you exclaimed, dropping the sword you had been polishing and running over to the prince. zuko caught you in his arms, hugging you as tightly as he could.

“i never thought i’d see you again,” he admitted.

“same here,” you hummed, pulling away from him to give him a kind smile. you nodded to the gaang behind him. “avatar and friends, it’s a pleasure.” you gave them a brief bow.

“shouldn’t you be protecting some other royalty now?” sokka asked. toph elbowed him for his bluntness. “ow!”

“he has a point,” zuko ceded, turning briefly to the water tribe boy. “why aren’t you in the fire nation?”

you gave him a smile. “you didn’t hear.”

“hear what?” aang inquired curiously.

iroh placed a strong hand on your shoulder. “y/n led the first guard revolt that the fire nation has seen in over a thousand years.” everyone stared at you in surprise as you basked in iroh’s words. “she had been planning it since your agni kai, prince zuko.”

you nodded in solemn confirmation. “that was the day my father retired, and i knew that the fire nation had truly turned against the world.”

“that’s why you weren’t there when i was allowed back,” zuko pieced. “whenever i’d ask about you, i never got an answer. that’s because-”

“i embarrassed the hell out of them,” you grinned wickedly. zuko pulled you into another strong hug, the rest of the gaang coming in, as well.

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(non romantic) AU where Ahsoka and rex both leave the army and they're renting this shitty one bedroom (Rex takes the couch) apartment in the lower levels of coruscant and they're both broke. Anakin keeps visiting bringing food and always name drops ~senator amidala~ like "hey pad--senator amidala made this for you guys and she said she's got like 3 extra rooms if any of you wants one"

"why do you have food padme made"

"do you want it or not"

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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They all look like they've just seen a comically large piano falling towards them.

Collecting images in this vein bc they make me feel some type of emotion

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I don't know what's funniest about this. The fact that Cody is clearly regretting putting Rex in charge, the fact that Rex was like LOL THIS IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS, or that this is Domino Squad's first meeting with General Skywalker's second-in-command.

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Teaching methods on Kamino change drastically after the Jedi Order starts to supervise the clones' training, which leads to a sort of generational/cultural shift: Clones of the first generation were exposed to considerably more brutal conditioning methods and objectification in their training than clones that would finish their training during the war.

Additionally, the Jedi encourage clone cadets to embrace, value, and insist on their self-worth, as demonstrated by, for example, Yoda and Plo Koon in the early episodes.

Hence, we can observe this stark contrast between Rex and Fives when confronted with a situation that requires them to stand up for themselves, as most prominently exemplified during the Umbara Arc.

Throughout the show we see multiple instances of Rex's struggle with prioritizing his loyalty for the Republic over his and his brothers' needs, while Fives is willing to die for what he believes is right.

Rex's individuality seems more defined by external means, constructed through his (forced) service as an extension of the Republic. Fives's individuality seems more defined by intrinsic means, constructed through his (forced) service as an addition to the Republic.

I like the idea that this difference between Rex and Fives might reflect (it's just me speculating) the effect of the Jedis' philosophy and influence on the clones' training.

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Bucky Barnes as Text Posts 3/?

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they are swimming around ur blog

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trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

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me watching my mutuals post

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paying a little visit to a beloved mutual's blog after not seeing them on the dash for a while as if i'm dropping by their cottage with some biscuits and jams in a wicker basket

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Swimming is fun

Just

Ask any penguin in here

What good are

Wings

Without the courage to fly

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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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I think there should be more fics about Gothamites talking back to the bats - specifically Batman

“Get inside” “you’re not my dad”

“Stop trying to fight the joker, PLEASE” “fuck you, I do what I want”

“The streets aren’t safe tonight” “bro it’s Thursday, one of chillest days. Please shut the fuck up about telling me about gotham like I wasn’t born here thanks”

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she looks weird. she looks really weird.

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iceeestrawberryriceee

god I fucking love strawberries