shakespeare’s julius caesar but instead caesar says, “et tu, bestie?” when he gets stabbed
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[Matt: What are your favorite GM snacks?]
Brennan:
"Let me be clear. This was put into this fucking questionnaire to come for me. And I'm going to explain something. If you're at home and you're afraid to tell your gaming group that you're a snacker, I've got your back, okay? Because it's okay to fucking snack, all right? When you're out there--some of us SWEAT from the MOMENT we wake up to the moment we go to sleep. Some of our boooddiiess are betraying us constantly. Would I have chosen this paper white, fur covered, constantly sweating body? No! I wouldn't have. Does it require constant almonds? YES. Almonds all the time, okay? And I'm not going to apologize because these two fucking elevated beings, these two hovering (what are the pre-Skeksis, pre-mystic light beings from the Dark Crystal?)--YOU TWO! SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE, OKAY? I'm a little PODDLING. And I need to snack! If I could have another MOUTH in my back so that I could--the BIGGEST obstacle in my GM-ing, ALL RIGHT, is that the same place I talk from is where the food needs to go!"
[Matt: well we know what to get him for christmas]
"A mouth in my back! So that I can have a friend shoveling SALAMI into an open furnace in my torso while I narrate. AND I'M NOT SORRY. I LIKE TO SNACK.
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To answer your question, almonds."
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Some of my Perc’ildan doodles because I love these two
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God, i’m finally watching the Vox Machina campaign and I know both that Vaxleth is the endgame and that it was a slow burn, but i’m at the ep 22 (AraMente to Pyrah) in the series and Vax just resisting fear after jumping after her into the lava... Mercer give me mercy.
Also this is the episode I’ve finally fallen in love completely in both of them (damn my queer self).
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He said what he said.
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Hey, you. You’re gonna make a breakthrough soon. My snail told me so.👍🤷
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he’s just like me
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ihate writing <- writer
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Violet-Craze turned 4 today!
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Thanks for the tag @rogers-barnes!!
Here’s the five albums I couldn’t live without:
1. A fever you can’t sweat out- p!atd
2. Paranoid- Black Sabbath
3. Starbomb- starbomb
4. Save Rock and Roll- Fall Out Boy
5. Hamilton- Hamilton
I’m tagging @virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo, and anyone else who wants to do this!
choose 5 albums that you love and can’t live without, and tag me!! here’s mine, i want to hear everyone else’s! @sixer-mayhem @americanrocknroll @ayablackwood @motorbrxth @songbirds-sweet @shake-it-like-a-rattlesnake @samiyaffaslover
1. HIStory: Past, Present, and Future (1995) - michael jackson
2. appetite for destruction (1987) - guns n’ roses
3. van halen (1978) - van halen
4. use your illusion 2 (1991) - guns n’ roses
5. dr. feelgood (1989) - motley crue
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BUCKY BARNES | TFATWS (2021) | 1.06 ONE WORLD, ONE PEOPLE
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“Nice job, Cap.”
(PRINTS // TIKTOK)
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Reblog, don’t repost
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When I approach my doggo and her tail doesn’t start wiggling I know I have done something wrong
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the intimacy of liking a mutual’s post. i hope you see my stupid little icon and feel seen. i love you. i appreciate you. do you want to run away with me. i’m here for you. let’s swordfight. i’m never going to give you up.
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