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I'VE BEEN THERE, SISTER!

I've had to start wearing menstrual pads the days after my Grindr dates even though I don't have a pussy just to prevent the cum from leaking out of my butthole through my clothes when I'm at work.

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YEAH! GET THAT DICK, GIRL!

DAISY'S GONNA GET SOME FUCK TONIIIGHHT!!!! :D

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*clears throat* so.. looking at how you and Adam get along with people I assume you both are committed to eachother but have a chill open relationship where you guys don't care about going on dates or sleeping with different people, am I right? (Adam & Gabriel, you & Lilith wanting to meet in the future)

Yeah that's pretty much it. We communicate with each other about everything and we both know that at the end of the day we always go back to each other.

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Fuck, I love the musical Hamilton

Too bad it's counter-revolutionary bourgeois propaganda that glorifies a bunch of slave-owning crackers like Thomas Jefferson and George Washington.

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CANCELED!

Citizens of Tumblr,

Rumors of a video existing that portrays me dressed up as Rick from Rick and Morty waiting in line for Szechuan Sauce from McDonald's in 2017 are completely unfounded.

I challenge ANYONE to provide evidence to the contrary!

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BASED!

oh my god

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HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GREAT YOKO ONO!!!!!!!!

...My wife is insane.

Both of them.

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feel free to dm me if you need someone to vent to <3

my dad is such a cunt

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.....okay. That's enough hellsite for tonight.

”Can't believe Paul McCartney's bussy turned Nixon woke.”

- Anonymous asker on @nixon-official

Its always the bussy

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Of course Nixon would be a kink-shamer! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

Do you ever soak Kermit in piss and slam him against the wall like the Hannah Montana milk pillow? 

Mmm... I had never even considered it... what an idea! Ooohh aaaaaahhnn I am becoming Boner just thinking about it! Heh I Know What I Will Be Doing For The Next 8-12 Hours *smirk*

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Fuck you, Nixon!

I spend every waking moment of my life in abject terror that one day I will be canceled on Tumblr for posting a problematic take.

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I spend every waking moment of my life in abject terror that one day I will be canceled on Tumblr for posting a problematic take.

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that poem makes me feel embarrassed to be a cisgender woman

Cisgender. This is your term for me. Your stereotype, your aggression When you have been called it all Fag queer whatever.

Well now i speak

I am not gay. I am not bi. I am not a man. Or unsure. I am not your words. I am not “cisgender”.

I am a woman. I love a man. But that doesnt matter. Because my name is Olivia.

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Nixon invented menstrual cramps??? WHAT.

https://www.tumblr.com/nixon-official/783382651251949568/im-not-emo-im-not-worthy-of-emo-i-dont-know?source=share

Ngl I read emo as "elmo" at first and I was thoroughly... confused by the idea of you also breaking Elmo from Sesame Street's heart of all people

Well, I did attempt to cut funding to P.B.S. during my administration, so Elmo probably wasn't too happy about that.

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...I'm not an endocrinologist, but I'm pretty sure that's not how hormones work...

Apparently the transfeminine version of me from a different dimension has been occasionally possessing my body and injecting me with estrogen

Is that why I'm experiencing hot flashes and abdominal cramps???