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Mushroom doggy pokemon idea, because what else will I think about while at work:

Pupabella -> Poochini -> Rufftruff

🐶 🍄

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Happy Birthday Jason!!!!!

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AO3 is down and I can't find Bread in the down detector comments. This is gonna throw off my whole day.

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I have a few hills I will die on. One of them being: I don't care if your character is a trans-male character. If they identify as a man and get pregnant, that IS mpreg and no one can change my mind. Happy Pride Month from a fanfic addict y'all. 🌈

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When I was young, my grandma taught me this game you play with a string called Cat's Cradle. Apparently this is an extinct game because now every person I've ever asked, no matter their age, has never heard of it. I was half convinced I made it up and it didn't really exist until I looked it up on YouTube.

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They're really cracking down on age restrictions at work. Our 16 y/o employees must now ask an adult to microwave their food for them.

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Random fun thing to do when you're bored: look up what kinda fossils are found where you live or have lived. My home state Idaho was once home to a shark with a circular saw for a jaw that used to saw it's prey in half instead of biting.

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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Got to watch Nosferatu in theaters. It absolutely made me feel some sort of way. And that's the best content warning I can give without spoilers.

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I think my age really came into perspective for me when I realized that I really look forward to getting fuzzy socks for Christmas. Last year a coworker got me these great fuzzy Christmaween socks, which was just ghosts wearing Christmas Hats, and it's still the best thing ever.

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I once saw a comment on AO3 (I do not remember which fic it was on) that had no text, no symbols, no anything. It was just a blank comment. To this day it randomly pops into my head. Idk if I'm missing the obvious, but it still baffles me how they did it.

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Had a customer come up to complain about the quality in store bakeries. Said she's been to three different stores, and every one burned the whipped cream on the lemon meringue pies. When I tried to explain that it wasn't burned and that it's supposed to be brown like that, she got very offended that we're purposely burning their food. I felt my brain cells dying with every word.

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Color theory just gaslit the hell out of us. Roomie bought a green bear and came into the house only to find it was now orange.

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No context

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Why is he looking at me like that? I didn't do anything. This conversation has nothing to do with him 😭

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Why are all the fun energy drink flavors zero sugar? I need all the sugar. Yes I can taste the difference and I don't like it. But I want fun flavors too.

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Lately I have two states of mind:

Fuck future me, that's their problem.

And Gods past me is an asshole.