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look at my lawyer dawg I am NOT going to jail

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there’s crashing out, and there’s jerry maguire level of crashing out

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they don’t make romcoms like this anymore

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i swear no one gets cocktail like i do. i literally have like 4 dvds. yes it is VERY necessary

A lifetime achievement Oscar means that all of Tom Cruise’s performances are now Oscar winning. That’s right. Including Cocktail. Especially Cocktail.

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jesus fucking christ ??????

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finally getting the recognition he deserves

I’d like to thank the Academy for recognizing my tireless work as a Poaster…

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sometimes I just want to be like jerry maguire, singing like a happy idiot while driving through the countryside

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CANT WAIT FOR CUNTDOWN

I wonder if I can go viral on here

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WAKE UP EVERYBODY, UNC REMEMBERED HIS INSTA PASSWORD!!

My man posted!!!!!

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Period.

I love him 😭 so so proud of him!!

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so there’s this pilot…

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and to my favorite daddy of all, ladies and gentlemen mr JENSEN ACKLES!!

honorary mention: mr JARED PADALECKI!!

Happy father's day to all the daddies୨ৎ

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Happy father's day to all the daddies୨ৎ

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Happy father's day to him <3

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dean + henleys

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Mission: Impossible movies are fun to watch because you know Tom Cruise is having the time of his life doing those stunts. Meanwhile, Ethan Hunt is having one of the worst weeks of his life and really needs a hospital.

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no one gets jerry maguire quite like i do i fear

there he is, my favourite loser - jerry maguire

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nobody has been there for me like the ‘x reader’ tag has been there for me