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THE GOOD PLACE (2016–2020) S03E04 | Jeremy Bearimy
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some of my favourite “so THAT’S how they filmed that!” behind the scenes photos.
bonus:
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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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Ventinggg
I don't belong I don't belong I don't belong I don't belongg
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There's something about atheism that I've repeatedly tried and failed to put into words on several posts on this blog but I think I finally got it.
Atheists are the only religious minority who, even (or sometimes even *especially*) in ostensibly progressive spaces are not allowed to ever act like they're sure of their beliefs.
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can i please just pretend youre abusing me and flinch and scramble and dissociate and get real scared??? for sex???
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Orgasms are super duper boring compared to their hype for this asexual (I literally wasn't sure until like 6 months ago that I was even having them)
But they are certainly nice enough, like a bite of ice cream, and if I happen to be in the mood I can usually get to one within one or two minutes! (by imagining a kinky scenario that is all about power and zero percent including genitals)
Fantasy is SO much better than actually trying anything in most cases 😆
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Aro culture is wanting a kink partner who is also your best friend
mooooood
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Im an atheist demon swordsman I can use many powerful techniques like unholy scientifically improbable flame slash, cursed possibly diseased blood slash, and demon blade dance. when I expose my cursed strange eye I can enter a state of heightened aggression known as demon form beast mode
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I didn't think I ever had orgasms. Then I learned that vaginal contractions were a key part and realized I do make those happen sometimes, and I do experience a type of relaxation after (though I can also usually go again a couple times if I want). They're not that impressive though; I didn't even know that's what they were until I looked it up because they're nothing like fiction described.
All of these stages are way less intense for me than described in the website. I just don't have much sexual tension to release, y'know?
hey guys! Aspec person here. wanting to talk about sexual desire and arousal with people who, similarly to me, have experiences that aren’t the normal kind we’re taught about!! no censorship I wanna hear yours BUT I will make a new tag that you can block/put it under a cut where possible. asking because we deserve quality sex ed too even at our big ages, and sometimes like with many marginalised experiences we have to crowdsource them!
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Re: the good place, someone I went to college with (and am therefore Facebook friends with) made a long post after finishing season 1 about how disappointed she was that the heartwarming good show was no longer heartwarming and good due to [spoilers]. So she would therefore no longer be watching it.
She was exactly that type of person in college too; sometimes I wonder if she ever went back and watched more of the good place
That's hilarious because most other people I've talked to about the matter agree that season 1 is kind of depressing.
(spoilers under the cut)
A "heaven" where you can only interact with 322 preselected people forever, where you're essentially in an arranged marriage with someone the system picked out for you as a "soul mate" (there is NO WAY that, given the exclusivity of actually getting into heaven, everyone works out with the right point totals that all heaven-goers are coincidentally perfectly paired up with an ideal mate who will be ideal forever), the major emphasis is on "harmony" in a "perfect system", and nothing you do will ever really matter in any way. The system's already ideal, there's someone there who can magically provide anything on request, you have eternity to just kind of sit around trying to entertain yourself knowing that any actual impact you can have on the community must be perfect or is making everything worse.
And -- this is the critical point, the thing that makes the whole Good Place model completely unworkable -- most people don't go there. You arrive and watch a cute intro video where Michael explains how the points work, how only people good enough to make serious social change and make it as impactful as possible end up there, and you talk to all your neighbours and they're people who dedicated their whole lives to helping others, only to arrive here and be told "oh, no, this isn't the end, it's the beginning -- and all those people you helped? Probably tortured for all eternity. Maybe you dedicated your entire life to getting shelter and counselling and medical care to homeless drug addicts, proved with every action how much you cared about helping them; they're all getting tortured forever. Don't worry about it! They weren't "good" enough, unlike you! Look how many flavours of frozen yoghurt we have!"
Season 1 was not a happy place.
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The sixteenth chapter of The Queen of Attolia 😍 (specifically THAT conversation at the end of it between those two main characters...)
It is so hot
Did they know what they were doing I wonder, writing that?
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