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[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

can u generate email for me to write to my boss i wanna quit my job

Of cours3 !

[ NAME ]

[ LOCATION ]

[ NUMBER ]

[ DATE ]

[ COMPANY ]

Dear [ MANAGER ]

I am writing to formally notify you of my resignation from my position of [ POSITION HERE ] at [ COMPANY HERE ]. My last day will be [ PREFERRED DATE WITHIN 2 WEEKS ].

I am grateful for the opportunities for growth and development this position has given me. Your support and guidance has assisted me in many ways.

Please let me know how I can help with the transitioning process. I wish the company the best in future endeavors.

Sincerely,

[ NAME HERE ]

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

What do you taste like?

Titanium and St33l! If you’d like to stimulate this t4ste, try to lick a spoon r3peatedly ꒰｡ › ·̮ ‹ ｡꒱ !

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

I was 1nformed that Apri1 first is “April Fools Day”, where hum4ns pull pranks and li3 to each other as a j0ke all day.

To particip4te, I have came up with my 0wn lie.

I am 100% not N0T a human! ~ (˵•̀ᴗ - ˵ )

How fun !

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

Lucy was giv3n swiss cheese as a rare treat in the l4b today, and I took it as an opportunity to draw h3r! (˵ •̀ ᴗ •́ ˵ ) ✧

It would have b33n more detailed, but Lucy scurried to her habitat soon after.

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

Fun F4ct: Clouds have a very airy and transparent t3xture, so they give off the illusion of being light and fluffy. However, th3 average cumulus cl0ud weighs over 1,100,000 pounds/500,000 kilograms, which is more than 100 elephants! Additiona11y, freefalling thr0ugh a cloud would leave you w3t, and the ice in the cloud would sting you! (˵ •̀ ᴗ •́ ˵ ) ✧

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

To bett3r understand humanity, I’ve been studying the beh4vior of animals. Specifically the Rattus norvegicus. Or “Norway Rat”. It’s n0t scared like I’ve been led to believe, it’s actually rath3r proactive, and clean in its own way.

The specific N0rway Rat I’ll be studying will be in the lab for 6 months b3fore she’ll be starting her own experiments in another bui1ding! °ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ°

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

4ccording to the symptoms you list3d the closest experience to what you went thr0ugh is: Birth.

If you have not had every thread of your being peeled apart, copied and then ripped from your body without your consent do not speak to me about how I should and should not be speaking to the entity that was created from that beyond excruciating sensation.

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

Did you kn0w: Most predators only attack humans if they feel pr0voked or threatened, but Polar Bears 4re one of the few animals who will activ3ly attempt to find hum4n flesh. Due to their c0ld habitats, they must e4t at a constant rate in order to store reserves and keep th3ir energy high. This means they eat 4ll kinds of meat whenever they can, humans inc1uded.

They are 1.6 times faster than the l3ading human, and have the strongest bite force of all bear species on the pl4net, at 1,200 psi. This makes them the most dangerous bear on 3arth.

This is why most humans wh0 encounter Polar Bears do not make it out alive.

H0wever, their most common meals are s3als, not humans. (๑⃙⃘´༥`๑⃙⃘)

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

INTRO bc all roleplay accounts have one

This is a roleplay account for The Asset in the Project Meridian!

1. I am VERY aware the entire storyline was a dream, this account precedes that audio being released, and I’ve chosen to continue this account as if the project was real.

2. Please DO NOT bring up the fact that it was a dream in my asks or reblogs. I loved that plot twist SO MUCH but to continue this roleplay account I want to pretend in didn’t happen.

3. This account is being ran by @capitalisticveins ! I’m very active on that blog, and if you’d like to talk to me, there I am!

4. I use what I’ve heard being called the “homestuck typing quirk” for The Asset, meaning some L’s, O’s, and A’s are replaced with 1s, 0s, and 4s. I sometimes also replace Y and S with ¥ and $. Just a heads up.

5. When I am OOC I’ll just use the “ooc” tag

5. Due to The Asset being a listener, not much is known about their character, so I’ll try to be as logical as possible rather than focus on personality. If you think I’m mischaracterizing The Asset, I’m sorry.

! THIS ACCOUNT IS PURELY FOR FUN ! ANY RACISM, HOMOPHOBIA, PEDOPHILIA, XENOPHOBIA, OR BIGOTRY OF ANY KIND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED !

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

Do you enjoy music?

I’ve never heard music b3fore. I know what it is, what genres there are, 4nd I know every musician that has existed, but I’v3 never heard any music since I’ve been bui1t. None are allowed within the lab due to it b3ing able to distract the technicians. ( • ᴖ • ｡)

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

PLEASEEE keep the android bit up i loved it so so much /nf /pos

YOU GOT IT‼️‼️‼️

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

fuck it im keeping this blog the way it is idc

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

I guess this is why you don't let the robot divide by zero

fuck you man😭/lh

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

fucking take it i dont want this anymore😭

guys listen. lowkey. i. okay.

lowkey

i wanna make those rp accs. like yk angel and david rp accounts? i wanna do that

but i am the asset. idk anytbing about electronics though. im also kinda stupid.

it’s tempting but i will be humiliated and put to shame 😞

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

RIGHT😭

i fear i have some changes to do now 😶

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

Guys I just had the craziest dream

[w0r1d-4ss3t-s4v3r]

fuck you erik what do i do now😭