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[waltywhitey]

Can you please tuck me into bed

🛏️ Walter White tucking you into bed 🛏️

🌟 He'll tell you to brush your teeth for at least two minutes and floss to ensure that your teeth are clean, leaving a less likely chance for you to develop cavities and gum disease.

🌟 He'll also make you take a bath before brushing so you can be squeaky clean and warm when you're in bed.

🌟 He'll lay out your PJs, periodic table themed, and let you get changed on your own.

🌟 After getting dressed, you'll get into your race car bed and call Walt back in to read you a bedtime story.

🌟 He's very tired from dealing with highschoolers all day, but he can't say no to you.

🌟 You pick out the book you want him to read, 1984, and he reads it to you.

🌟 After a couple pages you're knocked out cold from his calming voice.

🌟 He'll notice that you're sound asleep, put the book away, and make sure you're covered fully with your dinosaur blanket.

🌟 Finally, Walter gives your forehead a goodnight peck and turns off your light just before leaving.

🌟 Walter is ashamed of the life he leads, but cannot bear the thought of giving you up for adoption again.

🌟 He must bear the weight of having to tuck you in regardless of your anonymous status.

[waltywhitey]

My inspiration 💘

📻 Lanastor 📻

He's her guardian, shadow of the night, dear in her heart.

They were forever wild in the blaze of hell - Lucifer blessing their souls for eternity.

Not even the angels could stop her now.

She's been raised from dead and finally found him.

Now her life is sweet like cinnamon jambalaya.

He loves her because she's playin' on the radio.

She's at the Hazbin Hotel and it's paradise. 💗

[waltywhitey]

📻 Lanastor 📻

He's her guardian, shadow of the night, dear in her heart.

They were forever wild in the blaze of hell - Lucifer blessing their souls for eternity.

Not even the angels could stop her now.

She's been raised from dead and finally found him.

Now her life is sweet like cinnamon jambalaya.

He loves her because she's playin' on the radio.

She's at the Hazbin Hotel and it's paradise. 💗

[waltywhitey]

Good for nothing

Note: I wrote this before, and when I tried to save it, I accidentally pressed discard. I contemplated ending it for a good moment before deciding to rewrite it. The original will forever be lost media and I am not the same as I was before.

Warnings: mentions of death

Scanning over your papers for the 5th time already, you finally move your gaze to the man across from you -- Lalo Salamanca. The most batshit insane cartel leader and client you've ever had. Wiping sweat off of your brow, you look into his eyes, cold, dark, piercing brown. Although working with him in the past, he's currently under arrest and being charged with second degree murder having been caught in a shoot out between rival gangs.

"Why didn't he go for attempted instead..." You thought anxiously, trying to look at your options again. You could only imagine what he would do if you couldn't fulfill his request. With a labored sigh and slight fidget of your papers, you finally speak up, raising your head to face him fully.

"Señor, do you know how hard it's going to be to get you anything other than prison time?" You plead, hoping he would be willing to take a plea deal of some sort. Sitting in menacing silence for a few moments, he motions you to come close to him. Although confused on what he wanted from you, you complied. Making your way to his side of the table, you stand beside him ready to know what he needs. Just as you were tilting your head to meet his gaze once again, he swiftly cups your waist, wasting no time to closely press your bodies together in a tight hug, his arms encaging you in support.

"Lalo!" You exclaimed, taken aback by his sudden actions. What was his motive here? Why did he hug you now of all times?

Feeling his chest rise against yours and his hot breath on your neck, your face reddened. You stood there for a moment taking in the warmth. Moving your arms to wrap around him, you reciprocate the snug embrace, closing the space between you two even more. Just as you were moving your head to look into his eyes again, you heard a crack, falling limp.

"Good for nothing." He sneered, holding your husk loosely before dropping it to the ground with a thud. Coldly starring at your body, he dusted himself off. He liked you in some way, but you proved useless as of late. Too blinded by your attraction to him, you had to go before you got him life in prison. Moving away from you to walk over to the door and bang on it, he alerted the guard to you unconscious body seeking medical assistance. As they whisked your body away, he knew one thing for certain -- he's going to need a new lawyer.

[waltywhitey]

Hank Scharter

Dean: "oo that was a wet one"

Bryan:

Bob: "did you shit yourself, Dean?"

Aaron: "oh my god"

Anna: "*coughing*"

Vince: "good one, Dean"

[waltywhitey]

💔 Lalo suffering with erectile dysfunction for the first time with his S/O 💔

Warnings: reference to sex

⚡You and Lalo have been together for 4 years at this point -- you have always preferred older men.

⚡Whilst in the middle of a heated make out session, he notices that he's feeling no movement down there.

⚡He'll think that it's not a big deal until you're on top and he's still not hard.

⚡ Although horny, you'll ask him what's wrong and if you aren't arousing enough.

⚡ He'll rub your back while trying to calm you down from feeling self conscious, using cute pet names like princesa, mi vida, cucaracha, piojita.

⚡After 3 hours of edging, he still can't get it up.

⚡Over the next 5 days, you try every grapefruit and trick in the book you can to make him have an erection, but he's still not able to.

⚡ He's devastated when he realizes he's suffering with erectile dysfunction.

⚡ He'll confide in you about feeling like less of a man and that it's okay if you want to break up with him for someone younger.

⚡You won't leave him because you're into older men and knew that this would happen eventually.

⚡The next day, you give Lalo a gift to cheer him up, telling him it's for his troubles.

⚡Lalo opens the present to see you've gifted him a box of Viagra.

⚡He beats you up for making him feel worse about his condition.

[waltywhitey]

🌟🌟 How the Breaking Bad crew would react to you coming out as trans 🥰🏳️‍⚧️🌟🌟

Notes: hi!!!! I'm a new writer and I just wanted to start with some breaking bad and better call Saul headcanons! Hope you enjoy!!!

Warnings: none

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✨ Walter White ✨

🔆 Apprehensive at first since he doesn't really understand gender

🔆 Grew up old fashioned but will eventually come around

🔆 He's a teacher so he has to be understanding and use your correct pronouns

🔆 He further explores LGBTQ+ issues and gender rights and is a proud ally

🔆 He attends Albuquerque's pride festival

✨ Jesse Pinkman ✨

🔆 He's your best friend since moving to Albuquerque

🔆 Once you tell him, he gets really excited about learning this

🔆 He's so happy that he shows you his top scars in solidarity

🔆 Jesse never told anyone that he's trans too -- bonding you both closer together

✨ Saul Goodman ✨

🔆 Doesn't understand pronouns or being gay

🔆 Admits that he was gay for a bit in highschool

🔆 He'll refer to you with your preferred pronouns so he doesn't lose you as a client

🔆 He will protect you against hate crimes

���� He will also fight for your right to gender affirming care

🔆 He also wears a trans pin next to his blue ribbon to tell other potential clients that he supports all the queers

✨ Gus Fring ✨

🔆 You are one of his employees and confide in him that another coworker called you a transphobic slur

🔆 Gus does not allow discrimination in the work place and has the coworker fired

🔆 He consoles you in his office and asks what your preferred pronouns are and promises to make sure everyone refers to you as such

🔆 During June, Gus has a special trans meal that comes with a free trans flag and all proceeds go to an LGBTQ+ organization

🔆 Los Pollos Hermanos also has a float in the Albuquerque pride festival

✨ Mike Ehrmantaut ✨

🔆 Silence

✨ Skyler White ✨

🔆 You're best friends with her son, Walt Jr.

🔆 She's seen you grow up so when you come out as trans she's a bit shocked

🔆 At first she'll ask how you know and forbid Flynn from hanging out with you

🔆 Her son bashes her for being transphobic and says that he is going to run away

🔆 Skyler calms down and thinks things through

🔆 Eventually she promises to not be transphobic around you

🔆 At first she'll struggle with your preferred pronouns but she'll get it

🔆 Over time she'll become an ally and be accepting when Walt Jr. comes out as bi

✨Marie Schrader✨

🔆 You come out to Marie and she is very supportive

🔆 Marie stole your goddamn estrogen pills

✨ Hank Schrader ✨

🔆 You're one of Marie's coworkers and best friend

🔆 She invites you over for dinner where you admit to them both that you are trans

🔆 Marie is very supportive but Hank looks at you with a face of confusion and disgust

🔆 He doesn't believe in more than two genders and that you can be a different gender than what you were born as

🔆 He refuses to use your preferred pronouns and tells Marie that he doesn't want you back in his house

🔆 Hank tells his coworkers about you and Gomez gets on to him for being transphobic

🔆 After awhile Hank is indifferent to you at the least and tries to use your preferred pronouns

🏳️‍⚧️💗 BOUNOS 💗🏳️‍⚧️

✨ Kim Wexler ✨

🔆 At first she'll be confused because she thought you were pansexual

🔆 You'll explain to her that gender and sexuality are different and she'll quickly catch on

🔆 Once you tell her your preferred pronouns, she'll immediately start using them

🔆 She'll research all about LGBTQ+ history and current issues and promises to fight against any hate crime related cases for you

🔆 As she furthers he studies of sexuality and gender, she later comes out as non-binary

✨ Lalo Salamanca ✨

🔆 He finds you hotter

✨ Nacho Varga ✨

🔆 You're a cousin of the Salamancas

🔆 You'll befriend him as he seems like the least menacing of Salamanca's men

🔆 After awhile, you'll come out to him and he'll be shocked at first but then happy

🔆 He congratulates you on this big step and that it wasn't easy coming out to a member of the cartel

🔆 He'll ask what your preferred pronouns are and uses them right away

🔆 He eventually asks you to join his polycule

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✨ Chuck McGill ✨

🔆 Dies

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✨ Howard Hamlin ✨

🔆 You work for HHM as a paralegal

🔆 Howard spots the paperwork for a name change on your desk and questions you

🔆 You come out as trans and he'll be gladly shocked

🔆 He'll ask what your preferred pronouns are and enforce them with the whole company

🔆 He'll even offer to drive you down to the court for you to finalize the name change

(Tumblr has a 10 images per post limit I'm sorry Nacho and Howard 💔)