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fuuuuuck i got monday tomorrow

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bodyguarding 101

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Did you just call him 'Unc-unc'?

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💦🫣

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current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

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pom_hairstylista Just a little highlighted hair for @/jeffsatur

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gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?

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You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which

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ao3 users orphan_account and anonymous sure have some really banger fics ngl

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U-KNOW: REALITY SHOW

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Would you like some?

—THE LOVE NEVER SETS 🍓ฉากนั้นยังเป็นเธอ 🍓Coming Soon

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New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

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Yuri Gagarin, the hobbyist photographer, at home with his wife.