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Shoutout to that clip btw. Maybe Tommy have actually been solving his bi-curiosity for quite some time now

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i think about this tweet literally every single day

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incredible clip

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meet grace, shes so cunty i love her

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has anybody else seen the bit in tommy's new video yet. where he asks mumbo jumbo if he can revive technoblade with redstone. bc that actually made my jaw DROP hol yshit. the pause just before he says it. you can hear the gears turning in phil's head as he realizes what tommy's about to say. the immediate psychic damage. truly horrid thank you tommy. ik techno would be losing it over that joke

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The podcast posted on Instagram!

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Sneeg: [Silly voice] I dunno if I can play on this server anymore, I dunno– I don't want anything gay in here. That's woke. /j 😒

Phil: [Mimicking his silly voice] You're too woke for me.

Sneeg: I don't gel with that.

Fit: Yeah, I don't play on gay servers, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go read some Trump/Biden yaoi fanfiction on Tumblr. Alright? Like a real fckin man! 🇺🇸🦅

Sneeg: [Trump voice] I love kissing– [unintelligible] I love kissing Joey on the lips. They're so succulent!

Phil: [Cracking up]

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nothing to see here, just xisuma reading some minecraft splash texts.

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Also Xisumavoid from Hermitcraft, famous hermitcraft xisumavoid, called me "Felésia" (?), so there, that's a new one yep

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Phil: What is it with Minecraft servers and like dudes just flirting with each other. Like, mostly straight men. I would admit it is fun but like dude.

Sneeg: Flirting with men is fun? Is that what you're saying?

Fit: What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that?

Phil: It's because I'm so straight that I can just laugh at how-

Fit: Guys, I am so straight. You have no idea. I am so straight.

Phil: Coming from you Fit that's crazy with the Brazilian boyfriend. That is nuts.

Sneeg: So you're saying acting gay is funny to you, Phil? Is that what you're saying?

Phil: No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying its fun. It's fun to pretend to kiss the homies.

Fit: Pretend?

Sneeg: Interesting. Interesting. Is the pretend part in the room with us?

[Phil laughing]

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Sneeg: So you're saying acting gay is funny to you, Phil? Is that what you're saying? 🤨

Phil: No, that's not what I'm saying, I'm saying it's fun.

Sneeg: It kind of sounds like that's what you said. It-

Phil: It's fun to pretend to kiss the homies. [Stares at Fit and snorts]

Sneeg: Interesting. Interesting.

Fit: Pretend?

Sneeg: Is the "pretend" part in the room with us?

Phil: I've kissed Fit's head.

Sneeg: Which part?

Fit: Yeah, a lot has happened that we don't need to discuss on a fcking live stream.

Phil: That's true, alright– oh sorry, sorry. Sorry, gotta keep up your appearances, sorry.

Fit: Yeah. A lot of nosy people out there, a lot of nosy people.

Sneeg: Don't want anybody to think that– yeah. Don't want to- don't want to– [Laughs]

Phil: [Snorts] No, say it. Go on. [Laughs]

Sneeg: I was about to say "Don't want people thinking you're gay or something." /j

[They all crack up]

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Phil: Pac, it's your boyfriend. It's your boyfriend Pac, he's here.

Pac: 🤭

For people who are wondering: Pac heard everything Phil said. 😅

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Bagi: Everyone can sleep in their own bed. Did you stop to think that Pac went to bed, but he went to sleep... where? In what bed? The same bed as everyone else?

Bagi: [Reading chat] "In Fit's bed" Good answer.

Bagi: Fit will wake up to a better base, there will be plenty of beds and stuff. Dude, I'm going to set up Pac and Fit's room. Here, surrounded by flowers. The beds– my god, they're not exactly the same color, but I won't break any of the others because I think they're Bad's. Next to the flowers... Pac and Fit's beds.

Bagi: Guys, I know a lot. I know everything.

Bagi sets up a little "surprise" for Fit and Pac when the log back onto Realm! 🤫🌹

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Phil: You seein' what's going on in chat? We've already got people flirting.

Sneeg: Wait, what?

Fit: That was quick, that was quick.

Phil: [Laughs] It's been like what, an hour?

Fit: Yeah, pretty much!

Phil: What is it with- what is it with Minecraft servers and- and like, dudes just flirting with each other? Like– mostly straight- mostly straight men. I will admit it is- it is fun, but like, dude– [Laughs]

Sneeg: Flirting with men is fun? 🤨 Is that what you're saying? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

Fit: Yeah what do you mean by that? What do you mean by that?

Phil: It's because I'm like– it's because I'm so straight that I can just laugh at how like– it's just–

Fit: Guys, I am SO straight! You have no idea, I'm SO straight. [Laughs]

Phil: [Laughs] Coming from you Fit that's crazy, with the Brazilian boyfriend, that is nuts.

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Fit: [Reading Chat] "FitMC is for the lesbians"? I'm not- I'm not- I'm not gonna pull a TommyInnit! I'm- I- I refuse to comment on lesbians! We all saw what happened! We all saw what happened– I refuse to comment on lesbians! I'm not gonna do it! [Pauses] I'm not gonna do it! I'm not m– I– [Pauses again] I'm not gonna do it. I- I love and support everybody.

Fit: [Reads chat and laughs] "The lesbians have forgiven TommyInnit"? Ok, then I can say yeah I love lesbians.

[Later]

Fit: At least I got to see Aimsey. [Sends them a "o/" in chat] Oh, and it's raining... [Types "brb" in chat] BRB. [Logs out] I'm not gonna brb, that was a lie– That's an Irish goodbye– that's an Irish goodbye in disguise.

Fit: So– [Reading chat] "I can't believe you're logging off because of Aimsey" It's not like that, it's not like that! I was literal– You all saw it! I'm literally was ending the stream before Aimsey showed up, ok? I am not– I do not hate lesbians! I'm- I'm glad you put the /j on that comment! I'm glad you put the /j!

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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

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The podcast posted on Instagram!