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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy
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thinking about how john got to choose his name after some personal growth while yellow was given his from minute one and said with so much vitriol it was almost like an insult every time
#ough i need to finish my yellow-centric fic#and the way his name is a reference to the King but without any of the power that implies#he was named like dogs are#and every good thing he did was proof he was really john while every bad thing he did was proof he was the King#but he didn’t know either of them! he was never going to be given the chance to be himself and it kills me#malevolent#yellow malevolent
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*if Kayne left them in alt 1257 England or let them do that
**something else happened after the episode ended; it wasn't just left as is. maybe torn apart more then left in the swamp.
Genuinely curious what we're all thinking about this. Please elaborate, ramble, or share your thoughts!
#okay i think that kayne would’ve kept going for a minute or so after he died. just for funsies#but after that i think arthur had ‘served his purpose’ and kayne would leave him to rot at the swamp#HOWEVER if kayne had ANY suspicion that lillith wasn’t the only one helping him. glass coffin in a pocket dimension for further observation#malevolent#malevolent spoilers
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oof
#me when i have to make a deal with the devil to get out of a situation but i still wanna look cool and unbothered#<PREV LMAO#god i hate him. my favorite character#malevolent
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in her DMs giving away my weaknesses with reckless abandon
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This badly cropped Terry Pratchett quote I found is here for anyone who wants it
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for me to like a character one thing they have to be is highly hurtable
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ads being added before the weather are a sign of recession
#they did WHAT#i haven’t listened since there weren’t even ads before the episode :(#welcome to night vale
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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there's a p common attitude in fandom spaces (fandom in general, not a specific one) that's like "why care about canon, or the characters being ooc? we're here to play with the dolls any way we like" and as much as i obviously am a person who thinks about canon a lot in theory i'm into that. in practice though when popular fanon takes things in a wildly different direction from canon so often it's in the service of taking something that was originally canonically weird and interesting and making it blander. it's flattening a complex character into a broad archetype i've seen a million times before, it's taking two characters with a complicated canonical relationship and writing them in a way where you could find-and-replace the names with any other popular migratory slash fandom pairing and the fic would make as much if not more sense. if you're going to break away from canon at least do something interesting? don't make it less weird? i feel like i'm watching someone take a really beautiful expensive cut of wagyu steak and grind it into hamburger to cook it well done and cover it in ketchup
#jarthur jarthur jarthur#i don’t care if you write them as romantic. i care if you’re fucking boring about it
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The little-known 10th circle of hell, known as "Favorite character is extremely popular but you are also extremely particular and everyone is wrong".
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DO NOT BREAK THE WINDOW! he has NO food and NO water, he is listening to his LEAST FAVORITE MUSIC, the HEAT IS ON and the WINDOWS ARE SEALED WITH LIQUID CEMENT. we HATE OUR SHITTY DOG and ARE TRYING TO KILL HIM. thanks!
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fic concept so good it got back into writing after a month and a half of nothing
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guess who just bought a new binder
my gc2b binder i got when i was 15 begs me for the sweet release of death every day and every day i tell it to walk it off. rub some dirt in it. you’re fine
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Absolutely obsessed with how much Parker Yang haunts the narrative. Man didn’t show up in voice on podcast until the beginning of the final season and yet. The weight he holds in the story? Magnificent.
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