wavygrass
wavygrass
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wavygrass · 4 years ago
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*at the sperm bank*
me: sorry, I ate your cup of mayonnaise
employee: what thefuck
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wavygrass · 4 years ago
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me: *orders in fluent Italian*
waiter: sir this is just olive garden
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wavygrass · 4 years ago
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brother: what?
me: that's a bo burnham special
brother: what is a bo burnham special?
me: yes
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wavygrass · 4 years ago
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all one wipe poos require two wipes🤔
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wavygrass · 4 years ago
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a haiku by me -
do you know da wae
*kluk kluk kluk kluk kluk kluk kluk*
*kluk kluk kluk kluk kluk*
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wavygrass · 4 years ago
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it's everyday bro
with that disney channel flow
5 mil in six months
-a haiku by Jake Paul-
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wavygrass · 4 years ago
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wow Hamilton's son is exactly like him I hope he gets to do great things like his dad
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wavygrass · 4 years ago
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haha nice Alexander moved in with his cousin I hope nothing bad happens :) haha
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wavygrass · 4 years ago
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watching Hamilton and wow Alexander seems like a cool mc I sure hope nothing bad happens to him
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wavygrass · 4 years ago
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wavygrass · 5 years ago
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a good boy
a bad boy
a good bad boy
a genetically engineered catboy
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wavygrass · 7 years ago
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Squid
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