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sirius black who tries not to smoke around you. sirius black who introduces you to underground rock bands. sirius black who loves concert dates. sirius black who secretly loves the arctic monkeys more than you do. sirius black who learns your favorite songs on the guitar so he can serenade you. sirius black who pretends to be mad when you get cold (bc you conveniently forgot your coat), but who secretly loves to see you in his oversized leather jacket. sirius black who cries because you care more about him than his family ever did. sirius black who borderline begs you to sneak up to the astronomy tower with him at 3am because he can't sleep and you're the only one who would understand. sirius black who takes so much sugar in his coffee it could kill a diabetic. sirius black who does your eyeliner for you.

remus lupin. james potter.

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… 💯💯

Dransy is underrated. There. I said it.

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okay but popstar!reader and rockstar!sirius where reader performs a song, and wears sirius' leather jacket while doing it and screams "yes i'm his girlfriend, do what you want with that information"and sirius is SHOCKED or in which reader is in an interview and get questioned abt siri and she's like "he's the love of my lifee" and he is all gooey and melty

eep! i'm sorry i've been inactive, i hope you forgive me. i was on a little trip and also have my exams. anyways, i hope you like what i've written.

smoke on my clothes;

pairing- rockstar!sirius black x popstar!reader warnings- fluff, 18+ content (i had to incorporate it cause its him-) use of y/n (aghhhkdjci4utcisn). let me know if i should add more a/n- okay so i mixed both the ideas like-um- idk how to explain, you'll see.

the slut club

lovelorn and nobody knows love thorns all over this rose

he was known for his notorious dating history. he was known for his "sex appeal". he was known for cigarettes after sex. he was known for his black leather jackets. he was known for his distinct rough voice, booming through stadiums. and through the years, he had a gained a reputation of being nothing but a man who seemed to a 'playboy' of sorts.

that pushed the media to slut shame him. but what happened behind close walls remained in his memories, and only he knew. while he could usually laugh it off when asked in interviews, he still felt hurt. he wasn't a man of commitment, and whenever he took a woman to his bed, he specified he didn't want any emotional bonding. it was supposed to be just a one night stand.

that was until he met you. you had agreed to collab with him on a project he had been working on. while the both of you rehearsed different genres of music, sirius wanted to experiment with his style a little bit. you were truly a sight to behold, clad in your cream oversized sweater and black jeans when you walked in the studio. there was something so mesmerizing about you, something that truly enchanted him.

that is how you got to know him. the sobs behind his smiles, the addiction behind the smoke on his clothes, the kisses behind his stage. he'd hold your hand under tables, kiss your pretty face stupid in private, he'd braid flowers into you hair. and in the perception of the hues of dark oceans, his gray stormy eyes would melt into your tear flooded haze when his cock was buried into you, hitting spots you'd never knew existed. his well defined abs would be soaked in sweat, lit under the moonlight. his lips would melt into your lips, his fingers pressing into your skin as your walls would clench around his cock, hinting the arrival of your orgasm. he would ghost his fingers at your clit, your moans and screams of his name falling like a cacophony of a melody into his ears. you'd shudder, shake and curl your toes with your breast heaving as you'd come down from your high euphoria, hitting you as he'd paint your walls with his hot white cum. he'd pepper kisses upon your hot skin, murmuring phrases of affection and falling asleep with his arms wrapped around your body.

he was a liquor you could be drunk on. but loving him was like holding a love thorned rose.

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you wrapped the jacket around your body, hugging it closer, smelling sirius' scent upon you. the interview consisted of the same old questions but you still had to answer them with a faux smile on your face. sirius wondered how you could manage to do it all the damn time.

you shuffled with the cards, reading the tweet by a fan. you looked into the camera,

'so sirius motherfucking black just collabed with y/n? i think i'm about to faint. oh holy lord, they'd be the hottest couple if they dated.'

sirius almost about fainted. bells started ringing in his ears, as his heart thumped against his heart. truly against your wishes and his, the love you had for each other was hidden. once when you had brought it up, he'd laughed it off by saying it would blow up on your pretty face. but deep down he wanted the world to know how amazing you were, and maybe being slut shamed for you, would be worth it, for once. and while you had the image of a sweet popstar, and the world wanted you, it felt like it would be a crime to confine you with him. but his love knew no boundaries. he'd kill for you, he thought when you were so accepting of him and his flaws when he revealed that he was so 'imperfect'.

he gripped on the edge of his table, his knuckles almost turning white when you opened your mouth to answer. you smiled, holding up a finger as you did so.

'actually he is the love of my life,'

the sentence slipped so casually from your lips, as you proceeded with the tweets and questions. if he could, he'd hug you. but you were behind a screen on his phone. he felt wanted, accepted and desired. without his realization tears pooled into his eyes. he felt loved.

because you didn't care about the smoke adorned on your clothes. you didn't care about getting lovesick all over your bed. you didn't care about handprints in wet cement. you didn't care about that he was rose with thorns. you were truly drunk in love, and maybe it would be worth it even for once if it blew up on your pretty face.

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Fluff ☼

Angst ►

Smut *

Under the rain ►

Sirius arrives at your house soaking wet after not knowing where else to go

Chemistry ☼

You and Sirius can't stand each other and during game night Remus decides to do something about it to prove it's not true

Puppy ☼

After a bad day you decide to talk to a cute puppy you find at home. After all, he can't tell anyone, right?

Baby ☼

Sirius is in charge of taking care of Harry for a few hours, but not everything goes as he expects

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! ☼

Just Sirius being a sexy bisexual ABBA fan

Stars ☼ (unfolds months after 'Under the rain', but can be read as a standalone)

Sirius tells you about the star for which he is named

Escape ☼

You are engaged to Regulus, but no one expects you to secretly kiss his brother, who comes up with an absolutely crazy idea

Like a rockstar (rock band!au) ►

Sirius wants to be a rockstar and tries too hard to be one, even if that includes being a jerk.

Fortune cookies ☼

Turns out someone messes with your fortune a bit, which conveniently includes Sirius

In the middle of the war ►

The wizarding war is taking too many people and you can't bear the thought that it might take your Sirius too

In the middle of the war part 2 ►

When Sirius finally wakes up, you talk about certain things that you may have inadvertently let slip when he was unconscious

Bad jokes, good kisses ☼

You need to study for your exams, but Sirius tries hard to distract you so you can rest

Hell and heaven (good omens!au) ☼

An angel and a devil cannot be friends under any circumstances… much less fall in love

Hell and heaven part 2 (good omens!au) ►

You have to make a difficult and horrible decision regarding your friendship with a demon. Can you do it?

Socks ☼

Sirius is all black clothes, except for one thing

She's not afraid ►

You are a bit afraid of commitment, so you always take a step back every time Sirius takes a step forward

Birthday (Slytherin!reader) ►

There are some problems between the Gryffindors and the Slytherins. Sirius must choose between maintaining his prejudices and you

Birthday part 2 (Slytherin!reader) ►

You celebrate your birthday with a party that dear Regulus organized for you. Sirius wants to fix things

Always you ►☼

Sirius and you are looking for in other people what you have always had in you

18th June [letter to Sirius Black] ►

After a year of losing it, you write a letter to your lost love

Camp ☼

The marauders and company go camping. Sirius and you are fighting 24 hours a day and that trip was no exception, until you have to face something in the forest that you did not expect at all

Friday, I'm in love ►☼

Sirius lost Remus and he is devastated. Until he meets his new neighbor and things start to get a little better

Confessions ☼

You are a Death Eater who fights with Sirius. Until he says something, you don't know if it's just to distract you or because he really means it

Signs ☼

No way are you going to date a scorpio

Makeup (plus size!reader) ☼

You feel insecure about your makeup when you go out with your new neighbor Sirius, but he helps you with it

Tiktok star ☼

Sirius opens a Tiktok account. There's not much to explain

Home ☼

Just a sweet scene of you coming home from work to share a bed with Sirius

Reunion ►

Sirius and you stopped being something a long time ago. That doesn't stop him from calling you when he ends up at the police station. And that doesn't stop you from going for him either

Halloween 🎃

Sirius dresses up as Harry Styles for a costume party and hates everyone for not knowing who he is

Problems (good omens!au)

You are a demon and unwittingly you hear a very particular opinion of Sirius about yours

Only for the brave

Imagine Sirius embarrassed of his laugh

Do you want wine instead? gin makes you a little bitchy

Jealousy

Wedding

November third (headcanon)

I would not do that to you

Valentine headcanons

Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference + Deep kisses where they have their hands tangled in each other’s hair to pull them closer

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The audacity the world had to not put my consciousness in an alternative reality that’s in the 70’ and I’m a witch and friends with the marauders is honestly just embarrassing🙄🙄

Like bro. Now I have to work for it?? What’s even up with that??🙄

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The Remus and Sirius height discourse has become so loaded. Today I saw a post claiming that viewing Sirius as taller than Remus means that one supports jkr? (What?)

Canonically, Sirius is taller than Remus. That's just a fact. And I understand that some people don't care about canon, and that's cool!! But even if you don't give a flying fig about canon, that does not make the view that Remus is taller than Sirius any more valid than the reverse, and you can't go around telling other people that they are wrong, or worse, bad people for not agreeing with a version of the character that exists in your head?

Look I get that it would be annoying to have people inject an "ahem actually..." on posts that are clearly based on headcanons. I get that. But that is the natural consequence of taking the names/tags of characters from popular fandoms and using them for your own OCs, and the fact that these fans jump to "they must be horrible people!" as opposed to "they might be confused about my relationship with canon" is... something.

As someone who is neurodivergent, I find that the fandom that claims to love diversity has very little tolerance for people who don't understand the unwritten rules about when canon is and isn't allowed to be used as a reference point. (Somehow, we still hate Snape because canon, but all other canon is garbage?) Sorry for the rant, I'm just tired and confused.

don't be sorry at all, i think this kind of thing needs to be talked about because at its worst, this rhetoric is an attempt at emotional manipulation and censorship. nobody is ever going to 100% agree even with the exact same words on a page - this is the entire literary criticism field, most of the time variation in readings are a good thing but this isn't even a "reading", because it has no bearing on the characters, they just are or aren't a certain height, so it becomes a tool for personal agendas - "if you think sirius was tall, you're a fascist". even though those two facts are not connected, because sirius' height is never anything more than a physical description of him. and it's glaringly obvious that the people who fixate on this aren't interested in sirius as a character, just as a vehicle for their own fantasies/validation.

this is the problem that comes from people trying to put dynamics & personalities that they want to see onto characters who don't fit those moulds. the height thing doesn't actually matter, it doesn't change anything in the narrative, but it summarises the attitude towards canon which for me summarises critical reading & reading comprehension as a whole within hp fandom. i don't think canon is perfect and i don't think it's sacred but i don't understand why you would engage with something that you have to twist out of recognition in order to enjoy it.

part of the fun of fandom, for me, is finding the limits and boundaries while maintaining recognition. at the very least, even if you change everything else, character has to be consistent. you have to recognise who you're working with otherwise what are you doing here? other authors are writing and have written exactly what you want, so why do you need this character with a history and motivations and a distinctive personality to be the ideal version of you/the partner you want (because lbr, that's it!). i'm not saying that people can't use their imaginations and bend things, i do it, and people can do that by bending characters out of recognition if they want. i don't get any enjoyment out of that or see the point in it but i'm not going to try and stop people. it's the flagrant dismissal of logic and evidence that i think is a more dangerous stance when applied more widely.

it's ALWAYS the people who want remus to be taller and sirius to be tiny who have 10 million personal reasons why they need it to be that way around despite it being clear that sirius is specifically tall, and remus is of such average and nondescript height that it's never mentioned. it's nobody else's responsibility to validate anyone's projections onto a fictional character, and your personal reasons for wanting a character to behave in a way that they wouldn't isn't anybody's responsibility. i don't think these kind of people see the irony in how they're trying to force their view on everyone else even though there's direct contradiction to it, yet are claiming that people who go with that feature from the text are violent fanaticists or something.

when you question why it makes such a difference to the "big strong remus and baby boi sirius" people, it comes down to "it's cuter" or "it allows me to simplify m/m relationships into tough and cute and use physical attributes as symbols rather than thinking complexly about personality traits and dynamics." the height thing is basically one step away from top/bottom discourse and just because someone identifies as queer or relates to a character doesn't make it unproblematic. if you need to see a character who represents your specific circumstances, find one or make an original one, imo. it's not an entire fandom's job to validate individuals and it's manipulative to suggest that someone else seeing a character according to the way that character is explicitly described is an act of hatred or violence or something.

apologies if this turned into a rant of its own - i don't CARE that sirius is tall but the attitude towards minor, basic facts is wild to me. it makes no difference to me but idk why you would take being taller than snape away from sirius bc he clearly enjoys being able to tower over him. if i did want to argue that sirius' height makes a difference in the text, i'd say that sirius is tall because padfoot is also a large creature and there seems to be some kind of reflection of the human in animagus forms, whereas the whole werewolf thing is something inflicted externally rather than something that comes from within the person so remus' human height isn't reflected by his lycanthropy. but that's a whole other question i would have to research more.

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Ranked the marauder characters

Love em

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can't wait to relate every song on midnights with the marauders.

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James: huuuuhhh

James: the Black brothers

James: I'm taking them home with me, is that ok?

Effie: absolutely

James: *already on his way to steal them* amazing

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practice portrait drawing + try out some color schemes

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Fred, George, Ron & Ginny: Percy is the responsible older brother. He’s very critical of himself and holds everyone to very high standards. He’s very strict and overprotective, but I mean one of us has nearly died at school every year since 1991.

Bill & Charlie: this little shit used to bite my legs as a child because I touched his things. Threw me out the window once with accidental magic. I saw him chase liquor with more liquor. He knows my deepest darkest secrets, and I fear for my life.

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Percy Weasley Aesthetic Moodboard

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Ron: Hey Mum, do you have a favorite kid?

Molly: hmmm...Harry.

Ron: Wha-Hes not even-Whever. Dad?

Aurther: Harry.

Ron: This is ridiculous! Hes not even your kid!

Molly: Fine Ron dear, who's your favorite sibling?

Ron:.....Harry.

Aurther: Exactly.

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Kidnapper: I have one of your children.

Molly: Which one, I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

Molly: Which one, I have seven.

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Dick = Bill; eldest sons who are definitely Not Straight with long hair and hot gfs who are treated as the Golden Standard despite likely (in Bill’s case) and confirmed (in Dick’s) having a lot of issues with their parental figures and being rebellious and probably hotheads/angry. Also charmers. Cass = Charlie; tad more asocial than their siblings, quieter, lives very far away (Romania and Hong Kong), fandom tends to make Charlie into the quieter yet compassionate brother like how Cass is quiet but a kind person; both of them have zero issue doing the most reckless and insane shit ever for funsies. Jason = Percy; studious and bookish; ‘betrayed’ their families and sided with villains (in Jason’s case became a villain) before eventually being ‘redeemed’ and brought back, have different views and morals than their family and are treated as outsiders for it, ambitious in their goals. Steph = Fred; hot tempered and angry, fights with parental figures a lot, the bolder of the two twins/bolder one between her and Tim, mischievous and jokey, can be a bit cruel without meaning to be, tends to be impulsive, uses humor as a coping mechanism; intelligent and resourceful. Tim = George;  fights with parental figures a lot, the less bold of the two twins/less bold one between him and Steph, can be cruel when angry and without meaning to be, draws into themselves in bad situations sometimes, intelligent and cunning, comes up with incredibly batshit ideas that somehow work, dropped out of school. Duke = Ron; has no fear of god or death, reckless as all hell, very loyal to his friends, a leader in a union organizer kind of a way, second youngest with Their Own Thing from the rest of the family, swears a lot, usually analytical and intelligent (Duke is very analytical and tried taking on the Riddler at age 10; Ron is an excellent strategist), close to Charlie/Cass. Damian = Ginny; youngest Trying Very Hard to prove themselves, is constantly ready to fight everyone including god, covers up their insecurities and fears with a snarky and rough persona, lowkey has mommy issues, a lot of anger in a very small package, kind of treated better than everyone else by their parent (Molly and Bruce).

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the way percy weasley and his whole alienation from the family was left out from the movies wouldn’t even have bothered me that much if it didn’t ruin one of the (in my opinion) worst deaths of the series. i remember reading deathly hallows for the first time and in the frenzy and panic that was the battle of hogwarts, the moment percy came back to fight alongside his family. “hello minister! did i mention i’m resigning?” “you’re joking, perce! you’re actually joking, perce… i don’t think i’ve heard you joke since you were—“ fred died laughing, laughing with percy rather than at percy… i remember being absolutely destroyed when i realised both fred and sirius died laughing