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I assume we've all heard the update regarding Obey Me! and Nightbringer from the other day

Of course, I am sad and will miss new content from the boys. But I had fallen very behind, so hopefully I'll be able to use this time to catch up on the higher lessons and upgrade my cards!

It does feel like the end of an era, but we still have the boys, and we still have each other <3 I'm always here if you want to reach out

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Hi! I see that you have not posted for a really long time… please tell me you have not vanished like every other fanfic writer that I really like who’s work I discover too late…..

Hi! I haven't vanished but I am very inactive :(

I'm a little more active on my ao3, the account is skatsusa and I mostly write for sakuatsu from haikyuu, but my obey me stuff is over there too!

I started teaching full time this year and it's taken all my free time and left me a new level of exhausted I didn't know was possible. But I'm finally (going into week 13 of this year lol) at a place where I'm caught up for each week and am craving writing again deep in my bones.

So I'm hoping to get back to writing soon! I just need to find a topic that fuels the burn for writing I have and then I'll be back :)

Feel free to reach out whenever!! I'm always happy to hear from you guys :) <3

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🥰okay🥰

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two ways: poems with the pet name "darling"

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he wraps his arms around you

holding you tightly against his chest

so you can listen to his heart

“it’ll be okay, darling”

the nickname you’d always wanted

dancing past your ears

and you nearly melt

into those arms

“I’ll protect you”

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one hand holds yours

the other supporting the weight of him

as he fucks you with the passion

you’d dreamt of

soft lips lean in

kissing your neck

biting the spot on your shoulder

whispering into your ear

“oh, darling”

the words flow off his lips like honey

dripping from a spoon into a warm drink

but instead

his words

sweetening the sensation between you

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realizing all I want is to be called darling

will I be writing a self indulgent fluff thats x lucifer later about it? yes

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Demon brothers: MC, what kinds of videos have you been into lately?

MC: hentai

How do brothers react?

The Demon Bros When MC Says They Watch Hentai (Levi's and Asmo's are definitely 18+ so read with caution! MDNI!)

Lucifer

- The only reason he knows what it is is because of Levi

- His reaction is both a combination of blushing and surprise with rolling his eyes and shrugging it off

- Wondered if Levi showed you, or you found it on your own. Instantly shoves the thought to the bottom of his mind and never lets it resurface

Mammon

- Came across it once (pun intended), but hasn't watched it since. It isn't really his thing, but he doesn't have anything against it

- But when you admit to having watched it so recently, his interest is piqued. You can tell, and even though he half-assedly turns you down, you send him a video you'd found to be good

- You ask a few days later what he thought, and the way his face darkens and he sputters a reply answers your question

Leviathan (18+)

- If you're dating, you watch together sometimes. Either for some mutual masturbation, or for some extra audio in the back to spice up your own time

- As just friends, he mentions it once, and sends you a few videos after you expressed interest. You'll occasionally talk about it when you've had a bit too much Demonus together

- Could not care less that you watch it. Is even glad you do, it's another thing you have in common!

Satan

- Isn't surprised that you watch it, but doesn't need to hear anything more. He isn't big into porn in general, but when he does watch it's not hentai

- The next time he's 'browsing', he sees a hentai video suggested to him, and considers watching it for .01 seconds before deciding against it

Asmodeus (18+)

- Insists on watching it with you to see what it's about (he wants to be in on what you're into!). If you're dating, it gets very steamy. If not, he's his typical Asmo self and flirts with you about it while making jokes

- Is surprised to find out you watch it, but really just hadn't thought about it much before. He didn't have a need for porn, so he figured you didn't either. Enjoys knowing something about you most others don't

Beelzebub

- King of indifference (in a respectful, relaxed way). He hardly batted an eye when you answered his question with 'hentai', which was honestly a bit underwhelming

- Asks you some follow up questions, and a few days later he reports back with his thoughts and preferences. You're more surprised than he was when the roles were reversed, but it's something that (somehow) brings you two closer

Belphegor

- Doesn't masturbate often, but he admits to also having seen a bit of hentai in his day. He didn't necessarily think you'd be one to watch it, but it doesn't surprise him that you do, either

- Neither of you bring it up again / that much. You both know the other watches it from time to time, but spend your quality time together sleeping or other things

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another poem, this one is basically the dream I had last night lol

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oops I caught feels (no beta. we die like men)

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get fucked asmo

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Hmm so how professional do you think om characters would address a wound ?

Let's imagine mc accidentally cut themselves and they're bleeding , who'd be the fastest and who'd be the most skilled and like so ? I personally think beel would be the most skilled one in tending to wounds but barbatos might be the fastest.

The Demon Bros & Undatables: Addressing a Wound

tw: mentions of blood, cuts, minor injuries (paper cut, small scrape from kitchen knife, broken glass). most of them are vague injuries, and are located on the hand or arm, but please be mindful of reading below!

Lucifer

- Definitely knows what he's doing, so you're surprised to see his hands tremble as he wraps the cut on your arm. You don't mention it, half because you doubt his pride would allow him to acknowledge it, and half because you don't want to disrupt his working

- To your surprise, he outright tells you, breaking the silence as he works. He pauses for just a moment to look into your eyes, his way of confirming you'd noticed what he was trying to ignore

- "Seeing you hurt...it effected me more than I thought. I'm just glad you're okay, and that I was here to help. How is it feeling now, love?"

Mammon

- Panics for a moment (or two), but when you start to pull out your DDD to ask one of his brothers for help, he snaps into realty

- Rushes you to the bathroom, and orders you to put as much pressure over the wound as you could while running it under cold water. He grabbed the few medical supplies he had around, and then began assessing the damage

- "Gee, MC, yah gotta be careful! I hate seeing yah hurt like this...but don't worry! The Great Mammon is here to help!"

Leviathan

- He isn't the biggest fan of blood, but has gotten used to the squeamish feeling he gets seeing it through watching anime. This, however, didn't prepare him for when you hurt yourself handing out with him

- It was only a paper cut, but the way you winced and tried to hide the line of blood trickling from your finger almost had him fainted. But the last thing he wanted was you going through any amount of pain alone, so he swallowed his nerves, and took your bloody finger in his hand

- "MC, wh-what can I do. How do we stop this? Tell me and I'll get it, or do it, or whatever is necessary to heal you!"

Satan (see end for notes)

- As the torturer of souls, he hardly bats an eye when you mutter "ouch, fuck!". But then he remembers you're human, his human, and jumps from the chair to your side

- You'd been cutting yourself a snack, and grazed the side of your finger. Your fist was wrapped tightly around it as you reached for a towel, but as you moved your hand to apply it, Satan placed his firmly around the injury

- "I'll put some pressure on it, you rinse off your hand and then we'll walk to the bathroom and get you cleaned up, okay?"

Asmodeus

- You try to casually tell Asmo you'd hurt yourself, but he nearly explodes when he sees the blood. He races to get supplies, so you move to the sink he'd designated as yours and begin to wash yourself off

- He returns with what you recognize as Lucifer's emergency kit, and starts ruffling through it to find what he needs. His strategy is a little messy, but you're tended to before you know it, and very thankful for his quick help

- "MC, of course! I can't have my beautiful human being hurt, now can I? And we'll use my healing serum in a few days, too, to avoid any scarring"

Beelzebub

- For a demon who spends most of his time eating, he's incredibly efficient at addressing your wound. Your brain has hardly recognized it when he's applying pressure with one hand, other grabbing towels to absorb any blood

- Asks questions about how deep you think it went, and how clean the knife was, using the information to determine that you'd be okay (something you figured, but thanked him for reassuring you of anyways)

- "You'll be alright, MC. We'll go get a band aid for you, and in a few days you'll be nearly good as new. Now, let's get you something for the pain, too. A scrape like that has got to sting"

Belphegor

- You're glad he's awake when you accidentally hurt yourself, and even gladder that he rushes to your side and takes your hand in his before you can see any blood begin to fall

- Walks you down the stairs to the main bathroom, where he carefully washes and wraps your wound. The pain almost immediately subsides, and you're impressed at the thoroughness Belphie practiced

- "It just seemed like the right things to do. I treated you the same way I'd have treated myself. That's only fair, right?"

Diavolo

- Helping Diavolo decorate for a party seemed simple enough, until he kept giving you increasingly difficult tasks. After just a few hours, you found yourself at the top of a very tall ladder, replacing light bulbs in a chandelier

- They were old, dusty, and most of them had burnt out. Devildom technology was advanced enough that their light bulbs lasted decades, and all needed changing around the same time. This was nice, but after decades of use, the glass was weak, so you weren't totally surprised when one shattered in your hand

- "MC, fall down, I'll catch you!" for some reason, you listen, falling an incredible height, but he does catch you. "I'm taking you to the bathroom, I know Barbatos has lots of medical equipment stored around. We'll wash and get any glass out of your hand before bandaging it nicely. Don't worry, I've got you"

Barbatos

- You were spending some quality MC time in the castle when you accidentally hurt yourself. You clutched your arm tightly and found Barbatos, who you knew would have the tools and intelligence to help

- And he did. You quickly went to his office, where he pulled out a large bag of human, angel, and demon first aid tools. He knew which ones were for humans, and quickly applied them to your wound after disinfecting it

- "I'm glad you came to me, MC. Besides my extensive supply of tools, it makes me happy you came to me over anyone else when you were hurt. I hope I can help you next time, too"

Simeon

- He was showing you a book Michael recommended him when you turned one of the pages and got a paper cut. You only winced a bit at the pain, but Simeon instantly took your finger and kissed it gently

- Somehow, the pain seemed to go away, and he took a nearby band aid and loosely wrapped it around the cut. He worked fast, and you basically forgot about the small injury altogether within a few minutes

- "I get paper cuts all the time, I don't know how Satan doesn't too with the amount he reads. I'm sad that you got one from one of my books, so I hope my care helps your healing"

Solomon

- You were helping him prepare dinner when your fingers got too close to the knife, and you accidentally took a layer or two of skin off with the carrot slice. You stood in shock for a moment before grabbing a towel and squeezing it around your finger

- Realizing what had happened, Solomon quickly got the first aid kit from your bathroom, and you met him by the sink. After cleaning off your wound and applying ointment and a small wrap, he held your hand in his, a clear guilt taking hold over him

- "I'm so sorry, MC. If you didn't have to monitor my cooking so closely you wouldn't have gotten hurt. I just hope it isn't too painful, and that you get better soon" (you promise him it wasn't his fault, but he only half believes you)

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Satan note) Something I kept thinking about with Satan is that as he tortures to kill, not heal, he wouldn't know how to address a wound. BUT I think he learns how through reading, and also he definitely does research as the two of you grow closer. So he's ready for situations like that ^

A/N: I hope you enjoy! I'm sorry if the Undatables are a bit OOC, I don't write for them often, but I tried to stay as in character as possible!

Also don't mind that Lucifer is the only one who calls MC a pet name, that's my Lucifer stan ass HCing that he calls me love (as well as other things too)

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careful what you wish for, demon ;)

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ok I know I said i'd get to the requests soon but I haven't had an off day since the 25th of june lmaooo

BUT I have tomorrow and wednesday off so I will get some writing done then for sure :)

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LUCIFER IN A T SHIRT I AM FERAL

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New Worst Low

“I’m worried now this is the new worst low of my life”

In celebration of Obey Me Nightbringer coming out!

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DiaLuci so canon

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A Pact with Beelzebub!

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Rarely is Lucifer so adamant about something lol

don't be shy diavolo, show us >:)