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im addition to people with shit eyesights: craig tucker, butters stotch, scott malkinson, and eric cartman. i had to have explanation as to why craig tucker flickers from yellow eyes to green in a daily basis

chat, wendy got shit eyesight and bright impossible pink eyes. chat she wears prescription bright pink contact lense. wendy had bright pink eyes‼️

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chat, wendy got shit eyesight and bright impossible pink eyes. chat she wears prescription bright pink contact lense. wendy had bright pink eyes‼️

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high school - college stan seems like that one popular person who has his shit together— music, sports, women swoons over him— but he's been on and off with antidepressants and has been sharing the same therapist with eric fucking cartman for 6 years. hs–college kyle looks like the most miserable person on earth— everything is going wrong, he's probably tried to kill himself multiple times— but in actuality he's the most sane of them four and has his life figured out.

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vampyr kyle au that i have(n't) been brewing in my head

vampire kyle meeting with humans stan/kenny/eric (10 years olds). he's 110 years old and he lives in that one and only old ass mansion in the town. his parents are out there raising human ike while he's lounging in south park for no reason.

when kenny brings his friends to formally meet the young vampyr, they dragged him to blend himself further into the town. the thing is, half of the town is secretly vampire. kyle's the stereotypical old money vamp kid, the mansion belongs to his grand-grand parents from his father's side. the rest aren't as filthy rich as him.

in typical south park fashion, the kids got involved in vampire politics, as well as the supernatural. some heavy lore shit is going on, a war is in underway, and kyle is the fucking american vampyr prince. they've been trying to find him but he keeps hiding in plain sight.

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kyle had a skinny era in his puberty. he was the smallest when they were younger so when puberty finally starts doing it's rounds, kyle's body decided it wanted to be super tall and basically gave kyle the temporary sin of gluttony. he's always hungry but all the food he inhales goes straight to his height. he looks likes a stick, for 2 years (13-15). doesn't help that he's still got that afro hair that he hates and his freckles became even more apparent. his self esteem couldn't go any lower than this. oh yeah, he's friends with eric theodore cartman. his self esteem and anger can in fact go lower and higher respectively.

to ber fair, even though it was the most awkward puberty ever for the main boys, it paid off incredibly well. kyle finally got to play basketball without a bitch (read:eric) screaming in his ear he's not tall enough to play the sports seriously. although it's still the reason he became a somewhat of a gym rat and bulked up.

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elf kyle spent his childhood and teens as a paladin hiding the fact that's he had elongated ears. when the four of them fought and separated, kyle disappeared for years and came back as elf king kyle. turns out the elf people found him and he was the lost prince of the elf kingdom. so he trained and applied what he learned as a paladin to the problems of his kingdom, made a name for himself. when they were about to finally crown him as their king, he realized he needed a trusted person by his side (also he misses his friend a lot). he pulled stan from wherever he was and asked him if he wants to be the king's companion knight. stan said fuck yeah, im not doing anything anyway. and there's your kyle tsot backstory

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zelda au comic where all the zeldas try to come up with a reason to deny obligations when waking up the sleeping monarchy system was brought up by the prime minister

All the heirs are doing their best to avoid inheriting the utter mess that is the kingdom.

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Out of the 4, only Kyle and Kenny actually saves some of the money they get from their adventures. For Kyle, Sheila keeps half of his money that she plans to give him access to when he turns 18. Which is why 10 year old Kyle sometimes spends all his adventure money on things he wants because he think saving money is dumb. He ended up being grateful to his mother when said bank account saves him a couple of times in university.

Kenny of course saves half on a non-literal piggy bank hidden somewhere the car dump in his house's backyard. The piggy bank is written with the words: future kenny's money. This is what he plans to use for when Karen decides to go to college.

As for Stan, he doesn't strike me as a money saver guy. He do have changes and random dollar bills hanging around in his room, his locker, his backpack, everything he owns. One time Kenny asked him for 10 dollars as a joke, he reached up and pulled out a 20 out of the hem of his hat and proceeded to hand it all to a surprised Kenny.

Eric is an all or nothing guy, especially as a kid. He believes that if he doesn't give it his all, it will crash down and burn, even if it crashes down and burns solely because of his personality. He's probably richer than all of his best friends if he actually bothered to save money. He's in a perpetual cycle of winning money, gambling all of said money to a money making scheme, loses it all, gains some of it back, investing the money incredibly, and repeat step one.

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nichole, stan, and tolkien being into board games is such a good set up. im sad only few does something with it. they set up a board games club in high school and they deal with fangirls' applications who's only there to see either stan or tolkien every year!! sometimes the club gets so heated in games they started getting noise complains from other neighbor clubs. their clubroom is highly decorated! they color models every friday! you don't want to know how much stan and tolkien spent in board games. their funding is not even a problem, because nichole kept on kicking some nerds' ass internationally every year.

kyle sometimes play with the club and they always have to deal with him bringing in even more fangirls who wants to get close to him without having to join his other highly demanding affairs (debate club, student council)

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what if for all those break ups and make ups, the experimental and irrational emotions of a child, wendy has always been, without fail, in love with stan. from indescribable fondness towards this one person, to fully resigned with loving him. so in love that, wendy would change her entire future if he asked her. she fully knows this too. that is stan asks her to stay in south park, she will. if stan asks her to move away from their town and build a life together, she will. if he didn't ask her and started to drift away from her, she would do everything to stop him from seeing her again. because she doesn't want to live with hope that he comes back to her. she doesn't want to live with the risk of risking everything just because stan sounded just a bit in love with her again. it's all or nothing for wendy. because even if she would drop everything with just one word from him, she has a pride that will never ever let her be vulnerable enough for him to see. unless he was there to hold all of her faults and fears. unless stan is there to risk it all together with wendy.

(this is the main reason that despite their natural gravitation towards each other, stan and wendy, in their younger years, will never work together. they think the best of each other. yet thinks of themselves not enough so they had to project a more 'perfect' version of themselves. if they had stayed as high school students forever, stan would probably never see the side of wendy that is so in love with him she is willing to be 'ugly' for it.)

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hc south park progression if they actually get older as the story progresses:

season 1-10: 3-4th grade

season 11-15: 5th grade

season 16-20: 6th grade

season 21-25: 7th grade

season 26-current: 8th grade

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hc that stan used to drag kyle whenever he has hangouts (date) with gary, kyle hates it because he's just there to be a glorified thridwheel. atleast the food is free (stan's compensation.) the role has been long passed to kenny who actually likes being a thirdwheel, mostly because the food is free and he's free to take pictures of flustered stan for him to make fun of.

though kyle can never really escape the role of thirdwheel, as kenny has shifts that he can't get out of.

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Life on the farm

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i adore glazing my faves; the student body of south park never really saw tweek fight except the fights he had with craig, so they have no idea that tweek was keeping up with his boxing lessons consistently and can throw hands better than possibly half/or more of the troublemakers.

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Sonic AU in which Amy Rose turns full on celebrity not just to spread her love to the public but to represent the Sonic team. She also has the purpose to steer away weird probing people and media people away from sticking their noses in the Sonic team's private lives.

The thing is, the public loves gossips about their heroes. Especially their love lives, that's why when their popularity grew and grew, the media took it as a chance to invite them to interviews with the purpose to get a gossip out of them and their words. That's a problem, and that is where Amy Rose comes in.

She attends festivals, parties, interviews in place of her friends, answers questions in place of her friends, she does things to make her flashy and put on more attention on her, all to steer away the public from her more private friends. She's controversial, fans loves her, media hates her. Amy Rose everybody.

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It'd be so funny to happen to an immortal, who's been obsessing with a mortal that reincarnates. Said mortal had reincarnated for the 10th time but hasn't said the phrase at all. But it's fine, the immortal has all the time in the world, they're patient, they can wait. Until of course, a random cashier just had to casually say 'blue lilac fuckery of a creation' like they've been saying it their whole life.

When you were 10, you created a secret phrase with God so you would know how to identify someone as your solemate. Your partner of two years has never said it, but as you finish shopping and start loading your items onto the conveyor belt, a random cashier utters the words to you.

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If you started getting luckier than you ever been, you didn't give it that much thought. You have a guitar to conquer.

You’ve always been afraid of crowds. That’s why when you wanted to learn an instrument, you decided to practice in the woods. Little did you know that the local Fay were watching.