#thoughtheavestuff

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Out of the 4, only Kyle and Kenny actually saves some of the money they get from their adventures. For Kyle, Sheila keeps half of his money that she plans to give him access to when he turns 18. Which is why 10 year old Kyle sometimes spends all his adventure money on things he wants because he think saving money is dumb. He ended up being grateful to his mother when said bank account saves him a couple of times in university.

Kenny of course saves half on a non-literal piggy bank hidden somewhere the car dump in his house's backyard. The piggy bank is written with the words: future kenny's money. This is what he plans to use for when Karen decides to go to college.

As for Stan, he doesn't strike me as a money saver guy. He do have changes and random dollar bills hanging around in his room, his locker, his backpack, everything he owns. One time Kenny asked him for 10 dollars as a joke, he reached up and pulled out a 20 out of the hem of his hat and proceeded to hand it all to a surprised Kenny.

Eric is an all or nothing guy, especially as a kid. He believes that if he doesn't give it his all, it will crash down and burn, even if it crashes down and burns solely because of his personality. He's probably richer than all of his best friends if he actually bothered to save money. He's in a perpetual cycle of winning money, gambling all of said money to a money making scheme, loses it all, gains some of it back, investing the money incredibly, and repeat step one.

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"So, have you found the reason why I am here yet?" the floating something asks. The sentinel looks at the report with apprehension. It's common for a perfectly normal and non-exeptional person to stay in the underworld for more than necessary, the reason however is not very common.

How does the sentinel explain to a normal human that the reason for their prolonged presence is a weird sentimental immortal who somehow found their things and started a mission to get the world to remember their name?

People’s souls vanish from the afterlife if their names stop being mentioned by those in the living world. You, an average person who hasn’t accomplished anything exceptional or abhorrent, have been here for 500 years and still haven’t vanished yet.

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Sonic AU in which Amy Rose turns full on celebrity not just to spread her love to the public but to represent the Sonic team. She also has the purpose to steer away weird probing people and media people away from sticking their noses in the Sonic team's private lives.

The thing is, the public loves gossips about their heroes. Especially their love lives, that's why when their popularity grew and grew, the media took it as a chance to invite them to interviews with the purpose to get a gossip out of them and their words. That's a problem, and that is where Amy Rose comes in.

She attends festivals, parties, interviews in place of her friends, answers questions in place of her friends, she does things to make her flashy and put on more attention on her, all to steer away the public from her more private friends. She's controversial, fans loves her, media hates her. Amy Rose everybody.

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vampyr kyle au that i have(n't) been brewing in my head

vampire kyle meeting with humans stan/kenny/eric (10 years olds). he's 110 years old and he lives in that one and only old ass mansion in the town. his parents are out there raising human ike while he's lounging in south park for no reason.

when kenny brings his friends to formally meet the young vampyr, they dragged him to blend himself further into the town. the thing is, half of the town is secretly vampire. kyle's the stereotypical old money vamp kid, the mansion belongs to his grand-grand parents from his father's side. the rest aren't as filthy rich as him.

in typical south park fashion, the kids got involved in vampire politics, as well as the supernatural. some heavy lore shit is going on, a war is in underway, and kyle is the fucking american vampyr prince. they've been trying to find him but he keeps hiding in plain sight.

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do you think the reason ethubs won't team together again with just the two of them in life series after LL is because etho is afraid they would just end up hurting each other again with their opposite goals barely tied together by their desire to stay with each other.

so they just opted to yearn.

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Zelda Hylia-reincarnate definitely coughed up flowers even before she regained her memories. Did it disappeared? No one knows. The Zelda that followed her, that young cheery princess also coughed flowers. As well as the other one after her, alerting the royal family of what's happening.

The flowers became a mythical disease at that, at that point no one knew if it disappeared or not, for no one but only Zelda knew if it stopped or not. Zelda knew the flowers didn't stop, even if she never knew those who came before her. She just knew it didn't stop, they didn't stop coughing. So when the itch in her throat stopped after she sent him away, she cried harder than ever. At that moment, Zelda knew what was the curse that was given to her ancestors.

The Zeldas that came after her also coughed flowers, no matter how many times have passed, no matter what situation they are in. When they saw the flowers in their hand, a devastating realization came after as well as defeated resignation.

Thinking about, how the curse Demise had put on them is not the only curse Hylia bears. Thinking about how she fell in love with a mortal, and the world had cursed her for being so. Everytime these three individuals would surface to relive the curse, Hylia's curse would resurface as well.

Thinking about how Zelda first coughed flowers and panicked, before she regained her memories and lived her life knowing she will never be complete. Thinking about how the two Zeldas that followed her also coughed flowers, at a young age, with no knowledge what did they do to deserve this. Thinking about how Zelda cried the hardest when the itch in her throat had finally stopped after she sent him away.

Thinking about how every Zelda who met him will never feel complete. No matter how friendly or close she is to him, she knew the moment she saw the flowers, that she would never be loved the way she loved him.

Thinking about Zelda, who suffered for hundred of years- no, thousands of years, coughing flowers despite what she went through. She thought she'll stop, finally end this, but here she is, at the hidden space she made for herself, coughing reminders of the burden her bloodline bears.

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what if for all those break ups and make ups, the experimental and irrational emotions of a child, wendy has always been, without fail, in love with stan. from indescribable fondness towards this one person, to fully resigned with loving him. so in love that, wendy would change her entire future if he asked her. she fully knows this too. that is stan asks her to stay in south park, she will. if stan asks her to move away from their town and build a life together, she will. if he didn't ask her and started to drift away from her, she would do everything to stop him from seeing her again. because she doesn't want to live with hope that he comes back to her. she doesn't want to live with the risk of risking everything just because stan sounded just a bit in love with her again. it's all or nothing for wendy. because even if she would drop everything with just one word from him, she has a pride that will never ever let her be vulnerable enough for him to see. unless he was there to hold all of her faults and fears. unless stan is there to risk it all together with wendy.

(this is the main reason that despite their natural gravitation towards each other, stan and wendy, in their younger years, will never work together. they think the best of each other. yet thinks of themselves not enough so they had to project a more 'perfect' version of themselves. if they had stayed as high school students forever, stan would probably never see the side of wendy that is so in love with him she is willing to be 'ugly' for it.)

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chat, wendy got shit eyesight and bright impossible pink eyes. chat she wears prescription bright pink contact lense. wendy had bright pink eyes‼️

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existential dreams are something of a phenomenon in the multiverse.

existential dreams have existed long since the creation of the multiverse, yet it something not everyone experiences. let's say existential dreams are... unexplainable.

you see, there are normal dreams. dreams that are sometimes wacky and vividly weird, incoherent and often forgotten when the person wakes up. then there are also existential dreams. dreams of you living a life that you never saw. dreams that are so vivid they look so true. it almost feels like you are actually living in that reality.

you are not. and you are made aware of that the moment you wake up and face a reality you actually know.

these dreams are something that everyone experiences, as long as they slumber. so core! frisk does not know the feeling, but they do know the sight of it. they've seen far too many creations waking up with a face of someone who saw another life in their dreams. some doesn't dream at all, remaining oblivious to it all. some doesn't even dream normal dreams anymore, living a life different from what they know every night. mostly they forget it, like other dreams, sometimes they remember, and even if they dream a normal one, they won't know it now. the lines between a normal one and an existential one is far too blurred for those unfortunate creations.

thoughtno one can confirm the truth behind it's dreams. not the omnipresent child, not even it's namesake guardian nor his twin counterpart. are they true? no one knows. all anyone can do is theorize.

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The entire cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate was dropped in the middle of internet, in order to get out they must face the monstrosities the internet has created under their IPs. Good thing sans is just a mii gunner cosplaying and is actually not part of the actual cast.

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heyo to anyone who's bothering, im gonna compile my writing stuff here from @akibarayuri . although i have a sneaking suspicion ill still post my stuff in the main blog, it'll still get reblog here for anyone who just want to see the stuff i wrote

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error! sans hates sleeping because of this. all his dreams include ink in them no matter what the life was, which just fuels his annoyance with the protector more. ink! sans often forgets the dreams the moment he wakes up so it's not a problem for him. when he do remember, who knows what he thinks of them?

dream does not know what to make of his dreams. nightmare avoids sleeping as much as he can.

paperjam however, likes them. it's not often he dreams of comfort like that, and if he wants to live that life, he doesn't show. even so, his heart yearns for the aroma of pancakes being made, soft mumblings of good mornings, the happy laughter and the safety of a home he does not know.

existential dreams are something of a phenomenon in the multiverse.

existential dreams have existed long since the creation of the multiverse, yet it something not everyone experiences. let's say existential dreams are... unexplainable.

you see, there are normal dreams. dreams that are sometimes wacky and vividly weird, incoherent and often forgotten when the person wakes up. then there are also existential dreams. dreams of you living a life that you never saw. dreams that are so vivid they look so true. it almost feels like you are actually living in that reality.

you are not. and you are made aware of that the moment you wake up and face a reality you actually know.

these dreams are something that everyone experiences, as long as they slumber. so core! frisk does not know the feeling, but they do know the sight of it. they've seen far too many creations waking up with a face of someone who saw another life in their dreams. some doesn't dream at all, remaining oblivious to it all. some doesn't even dream normal dreams anymore, living a life different from what they know every night. mostly they forget it, like other dreams, sometimes they remember, and even if they dream a normal one, they won't know it now. the lines between a normal one and an existential one is far too blurred for those unfortunate creations.

no one can confirm the truth behind it's dreams. not the omnipresent child, not even it's namesake guardian nor his twin counterpart. are they true? no one knows. all anyone can do is theorize.