welpwedead

[welpwedead]

POV, CORTANA'S LOSING IT...

CORTANA: im getting old...

CORTANA: and i need 2 get my life together...

CORTANA: but ima keep sitting here in denial,

CORTANA: waiting for my hogwarts letter.

BEHIND DA SCENES:

JOHN: u need help...

CORTANA: i probly should've stayed dead.....

JOHN: a lotta people would agree wit' dat....

CORTANA: im in so much fuckin pain.........

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Y'ALL REMEMBER WHEN RTAS WAS WHITE IN HALO 2?

RTAS:*finds THEL sun bathing*: what are u doing??

THEL: oh i must keep the tan up.

RTAS: do u now?

THEL: its not just a skin color, its a lifestyle rtas.

RTAS: are u telling me the dark skin color that u had all ur life is a lifestyle?

THEL: u would know that if u were not so white;

THEL: ur haunting the Shadow Of Intent with ur whiteness rtas.

RTAS: jesus bro......

IF Y'ALL RECOGNIZE THIS, READ THIS: some of the dialogue is not original, its from a episode of FAMILY GUY, just wanted 2 make that clear....

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PROS AND CONS OF HALO CHARACTERS, PT1

PROS:

JOHN - 117/7ft tall armored green homie: fuckin' awesome at his job, ended a 30 YO war with a space dino, somehow still alive

THEL/golden glorified space dino man: redemption personified, ended a 30 YO war with a green man, DAMN HE F I N E

CORTANA/walking blueberry muffin: everybody loves her S A S S, she gots spunk, she a smart muffin

RTAS/gay half jaw lizard dude: has green eyes, his voice is remarkable, a good and understanding man in general

CONS:

JOHN: he's bad, broken, badly in need of therapy

THEL: he old and depressed, needs to fix his home, he got massacred, went missing twice

CORTANA: is crazy and delusional, probably in prison, kidnapped JOHN and his homies

RTAS: his squad died on his birthday, the flood took the best part of him, been missing for 15 years

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POV, Thel and Rtas sing a sad sangheili post-war song out of boredom and blue team's around.

Thel and Rtas in unison: I know Im still alive, but inside, I died in the fight-- The images of dead haunt my head, what has the war done to me?

Blue Team: *walks to them*

John: Ar- Are you okay....?

Thel and Rtas: .......

John: ill take that as a no, then.