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greetings!!👑 i did not forget about you, just still busy with school but the next is my last week!
thanks so much for the detailed answer, it will definitely help!! <3 my next questions are about writing and fics... so what kinds of stories do you read (here including ao3 and also books?)? what do you like to write about? fav tropes? what are you into? and feel free to add ANYTHING else about your reading/writing habits haha thank you for your answer🫡
hope life's treating u well🥰
You’re adorable, thank you for thinking of me;)
Damn, you’re getting to the good questions lol I guess I’ll list em off;)
1. I read many different stories! Book wise I’ve been through the same teen insanity everyone has with THG, Harry Potter and so on, but I love a good drama like The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brien and mysteries like Dan Brown’s books. I mostly wander in the Fantasy/Sci-fi corner tho;) Right now I’m going through a second read of Scarlett St. Clair’s Hades/Persephone series.
AO3 wise? I’ve read in several fandoms but right now it’s TM all the way;) I like a good angst fic with a bunch of fluff and smut in there if it makes for it, but as long as there’s a good plot and my favorite characters in there, I’m liking it. Right now I’m screaming through @someonesaidcake’s fics and @margaretintherain has a great multichapter as well! If you’ve not read, RUN. Bring popcorn.
2. I’m not sure I’ve yet to figure out my fav tropes lol so I can’t really answer that. I like both enemies to lovers and friends to lovers tho;) or a good con (*cough* Violets)
I love writing a puzzle, keeping people guessing till the very end, or foreshadowing. I’m currently loving my first (and only) Jisbon fic where I’m exploring what exactly happened after My Blue Heaven and what didn’t we see - filling out the plot holes or building an arc;) it wasn’t supposed to be a whole fic, but it turned into that LOL
All in all, I like writing what could’ve been, but really, anything we might get of Jisbon is PERFECT. Some soft Jane and some struggle in both him and Lisbon for opening up? A bit of danger and tough feelings? I’m sat. All wrapped into a nice culmination;)
3. Reading/writing habits… I always end up writing one thing at a time lol I can’t do multiple things at once or I’ll never get done. My focus remains on one thing and one thing only. I used to also only read one thing at a time but there are too many good fics being written rn so I can’t stick to that 🤣 I do have a small handful tho, the rest shall wait. For writing, I’ve grown a habit of always sitting on my couch and listen to the same playlist lol depending on the scene. Instrumentals are perfect for the big feels.
I hope that was a novel good enough for you 🫡😂 good luck with your school lol
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I’m jumping off a cliff
PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON
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I am laughing so hard in bed. Please, let this happen a second time 🤣
hello! ☀️ i hope you're well!
i just have a quick question for you today:
● what's your favorite season in terms of jisbon?
And if you'd like to share why, I'd love to know 🥰
- From your secret gift sender 🌷 -
Hello friend 🥰
Spring is always my favourite season and I think it would be so beautiful at their cabin, all the new flowers and the birds coming back. Love love love.
However, they always give me Winter vibes. I don’t know why. Just lazy Sundays and big blankets and the fire going where they can uhhhhh snuggle. Winter is an excuse to cuddle for warmth and I think Jane would use that excuse. Also... Christmas, you know the man doesn't need a reason for giving gifts but I feel like he would OWN the FBI secret santa.
So basically either of those (no shade to Autumn - you're very pretty and usually have the best wardrobe, we're just not stoked on the colour red so much y'know and Summer... I know Jane is a fan of the little summer shorts his wife breaks out, but his shirts need extra dry cleaning over summer ijs)
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I AM NOT READY FOR THIS

Mentalist || Season 8 Fic
Chapter Sixteen || Wilted Petals
Read on AO3 here
The weather was balmy, and the rolling hills behind the cabin wore the first greens of spring like a fresh coat of paint. He’d packed a picnic – carefully wrapped each item and bundled them into the cane basket that waited patiently on the table, like it knew what the day was meant to be.
He stood by the big windows, gaze drawn out toward the lake. The birds were back – bright things with even brighter songs, flitting between branches of the trees like they were composing a playful symphony. The whole world felt mellow. His heart stretched wide in his chest, so full it almost spilled over – love and devotion pooling around him, cloaking him.
“Ready,” she said, voice like a melody behind him.
He’d heard her coming – bare feet whispering over varnished floorboards – but let her catch him anyway. Her arms wrapped around his waist, and she pressed a kiss to the cusp of his shoulder, like an angel’s flutter.
“How do I look?” she asked, stepping back. Her warmth lingered though, like it always did now. Close. Within reach, even when she wasn’t touching him.
He turned slowly, then traced her deliberately. The dress was long and light; white with tiny blue flowers that danced when she moved. Her hair was pulled back. Her shoulders bare save for the thin straps brushing her freckled skin. She shimmered slightly, like sunlight through mist, and he recognised the scent of her moisturiser, sweet vanilla. Her belly curved outward, full and firm – and he knew exactly how it would feel under his hand.
She looked stunning. Ethereal.
So, he told her what he was already thinking. “You look beautiful.”
She could steal the breath from his lungs with nothing more than a sundress and a smile.
“I feel like I won’t even fit through the doorway.” She laughed, both hands sliding instinctively over her belly. “Come out already!”
She didn’t always love being pregnant – but God, it suited her.
He grinned, tongue sweeping briefly across his bottom lip. “We could always stay here. Eat naked on the bed.”
“You would—” she started, but the words caught.
Her eyes dropped to her stomach, brow tightening. “Jane… we might need to nix the picnic.”
He followed her eyes to the floor. And a small, darkening patch on the hardwood.
“My water just broke.”
#you’re making me suffer at midnight#this isn’t a werewolf spinoff#is this a pumpkin carriage from Cinderella
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PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON Red Sky at Nigh
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I have literally never considered this now I can’t unsee it
Let’s play “Hide The Ring”!
PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON Little Yellow House
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Thank you for the creation of this. I needed it so I could melt properly off my bed.
Teresa lisbon ❤️
THE MENTALIST | 7.07 “Little Yellow House”
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PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON Days of Wine and Roses
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LMAOOO this scene is so underrated for the passive aggressive condescending that just screams his dismay on how fucking fast this is going 🤣
“You’re engaged already! What is this Romeo and Juliet? Only took us like 6 years to hold hands, and now here you are.”
requested by anon
#the mentalist#jane x lisbon#patrick jane#teresa lisbon#jisbon#s06#blue bird#he’s really handing it to her already open your eyes Lisbon
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hello!! :)
it's me, i'm going to make a gift for you for the mentalist gift swap! :) as a warm up I'll ask what are your other favourite films/TV series? who is/are your fav character/s from the mentalist (and maybe why?) annnd do you have your favourite tm episode?
hope you're well!! until next time haha
Hi!
I’ve stamped you as Me in my head now. Just for now;)
I am a HUGE fan of a few classics but of different genres lol - Friends is very much up there, followed by The Last of Us and Game of Thrones. If you’d like a bigger list, here’s a post of a recent tag game I was in with the shows I very much like;)
My absolute favorite character from TM is undoubtedly Jane. I just love his charm and the chaotic energy but how vulnerable and serious he is at the same time. A full grown man who can keep a room full of people under his command but he would die to blow soap bubbles for an hour. It’s been a long time since I found a character that complex and interesting and fun at once lol - I will say tho, Cho is a very close run up. His deadpans live rent free in my head and even tho he’s so serious he’s actually just a cutie on the inside. I yearn to be like him sometimes.
Favorite episode is TOUGH. I can’t pick one lol but I will give you a top few that isn’t Blue Bird or White Orchids bc they’re both permanent favs:
Violets is amazing for the plotline and simply Lisbon for the entire episode. No further comment. Devil’s Cherry is equally as crazy - I didn’t realize he was hallucinating at first which I wanna give the show kudos for 😂 but the little flicker we get of who Charlotte could’ve been and the banter there is between her and Jane (at least for how he’d think she would be) and the Jisbon is just ✨ Blood In, Blood Out I think is an underrated episode, especially for its focus on Cho, but I’m lining it up next to The Crimson Hat because I at first believed that Jane wasn’t faking the breakdown and I thought it was an intense episode on many points;) the first 2 are sharing 1st place and the others share 2nd LOL that’s the best you’ll get from me I think
The list goes on tho!
I hope the details help;) wish you well darling
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Life’s been nuts, alas my tumblr has lacked any Jisbon excitement. Here’s one of fav gifs to watch because Lisbon is so fucking hot to make up for it.
@someonesaidcake I’m humbly asking to give a second kiss on the cheek. Just one. I’ll do everyone a favor and burn Jane’s scarf in the process:)))))
@profwonderbearthementalista @margaretintherain @dreamyairy @queeenpersephone @reeselisbon @adder24 @losenemigos @katebeckets @whereyourtreasureis
#the mentalist#jane x lisbon#jisbon#teresa lisbon#patrick jane#i’m back now okay#seriously I want to touch her hair#i would kneel for you
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This episode both hurts and warms my heart in multiple ways
PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON Green Thumb
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yay, I finally managed to post my second Jisbon fic! If you also feel like something crucial was missing from 7x07 (cough, smut), and you can’t get enough of Jisbon confessing their love to each other, this one’s for you!
Like a Thousand Suns
(Anything for you)
Read it on ao3 here 💛
~ 7,600 words • Rated E
Nothing would ever come close to the feeling of losing her mind in his embrace. When they came undone together, Patrick was everywhere, everything—their physical and mental connection the pivotal point of the world. What she felt was more than pleasure or satisfaction—it was an all-consuming, effervescent feeling of love for the man who was finally hers, who was willing to do anything for her. It felt like the fire between them was going to consume her, and she would have let it. She would have gladly taken her last breath right then if it was with him.
Or: What we didn't get to see after that poker game in 7x07.

@someonesaidcake thank you so much for being the loveliest and most encouraging beta-reader and for making the beautiful moodboard below 💛💛

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i'm sorry "if i didn't have this ring, i would never have met you" is SUCH an insane thing for jane to say before giving lisbon his wedding ring from his previous marriage. i don't think jane's the type to 'what if.' he doesn't look at the past and wonder if things would've been different if he made different choices; he accepts and hates himself for his choices, but he isn't unproductive about it in that way. i truly believe it has never crossed his mind to wonder angela or lisbon, because that's a quandary that would never exist. red john/revenge or lisbon? definitely. but i don't think he compares his two wives in any serious way, even just in his head. so the wedding ring is not just about angela. it represents his quest for revenge and the hold it has on him as something that kept him going when nothing else could.
what he had to go through... the pain and suffering and trauma that will one hundred percent continue to affect him for the rest of his life... we, as viewers, witnessed it. lisbon witnessed it. jane's tragic past is unique among tragic pasts because it's vile and shocking and anyone who has a child could hardly think of even surviving it. it's somehow both completely relatable and unimaginable at the same time. so for jane to sit there and say i'm grateful for that pain, i'm grateful this ring kept me alive and got me out of the mental hospital, because i met you... it's unspeakably precious. because i bet lisbon thinks the ring forged a path to red john. and maybe it started that way, but it ended up clearing jane's path to lisbon, even if it took him red john's death and two years on a beach to see it. and i love that he can verbally set red john to the side like this, because it lessens the power he still has on jane beyond the grave and jane and lisbon deserve to go into their future with one less ghost between them.
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TV GIF Tag Game
Rules: Post 10 gifs from your fav shows atm without naming them.
Thanks for the tag @profwonderbearthementalista lol and no one scream, I know they’re all hot
I second what @whereyourtreasureis said on tags lol
TV gif tag game
Rules: without naming them- post ten gifs from your top ten shows at the moment
Thanks for the tag @salty-autistic-writer ❤️
Most of these I am currently watching or rewatching 😄
Tagging @do-androids-dream-ao3acc @profwonderbearthementalista @meibhin @mrhappyjavaman @station18908 @atevanfool @aesthetictarlos @jamieroyjamieroy @evansbuck-ley @roystartt
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Chapter 9 - A Late Plea
Did I forget to post on here about updating my fic? Yes, I did. Will I post anyways? Sure, because why not.
His arms were stretched out, the smile on his face wide enough to power a couple of suns while he tried to evade his mother’s grasp. His squeals, warm and affectionate when she caught his wrist, cuddled him in a gentle hug that bit into his skin with nostalgic fangs.
Charlotte had been ecstatic at that age too.
Charlotte.
Forever young and bubbly, swimming backstroke in the park lake.
His shoulders felt heavy, an anesthetic fog hugging his bones. He closed his fingers around the golden ring, halting its spin. It felt warm and real.
Enjoy, darlings.
Read on AO3.
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