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My bestie and I are going to become rat themed drag queens like to charge reblob to cast

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Please please please

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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

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There we go!!

More info below, be sure to read through before sending in a request!

PLEASE send your requests via the inbox!! It's easier for me to keep track of it that way! Not all requests are guaranteed to be drawn... I'm just a man...

Also also, at least the time of writing this my notifications are kinda busted so if it takes me a minute uhuhuh yeah

Anyway

Will draw

Sfw, light suggestive stuff (heavily dependant on what's being asked, the character, and I'll only take this from non anons to verify age)

Ocs and characters depend heavily on design- complexity, furry, ect

Light gore

Less likely but i may give jokey/shit post/meme redraw reqs

I mostly gravitate towards fandom stuff that I enjoy but I am open to stuff outside of my interests just expect the design to either be off or sticking RIGID to canon... no zazz... so sad...

Ship reqs are allowed but know that I will do my best to double check the characters to make sure I'm not drawing anything gross

Will NOT draw

NSFW and heavy gore, general no no stuff like rape or incest ect, no hateful stuff either

Furries are heavily dependent on animal and time of day/lh but I'll at least try and see if I can draw them. Mecha is a hard no though and general robots are iffy

For reference here are some fandoms I draw for but of course you don't have to be limited to this list!!

Creepypasta

Cult of the lamb

The amazing digital circus

Dandys world

Cookie run

Metaloclypse

Fran Bow/little misfortune

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Sponge bob popsicle tastes like how i wish bath bombs tasted

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Anyone else feel like a mad wizard when they get sick? Like,, imma do some weird spells good luck to whoever, i cast Joint Pain

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Omg I got jury duty! After reading the Bacchae, I take my role as a Maenad very seriously and that comes with political and community action. I have literally been summoned! I will not lie in court, ever, so I don’t think I will picked during selection. I am an anarcho communist (as Dionysus teaches) with serious moral objections to law enforcement and our prison system. However, my strong sense of justice does make me fall into the trap of authoritarianism so who knows how I’ll act during the actual trial. So exciting!!

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my bestie summoned a poltergeist to haunt my store, and randomly one of my coworkers started koking about our store having a poltergeist. Long story short, his name is Oily Josh and imma make him a shrine

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wise words of advice that will change your life forever. listen closely. the dolphins toe is the badgers eye (think about it ) don’t ever forget…

This feels like the moment that old man gave link that wooden sword and pushed him out of the cave

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Being a witch means being the pettiest person in your town. Whisper jinxes at annoying people, pray to Hermes that asshole drivers get into accidents, give your enemies name to the Fae, or a river spirit, or literally any type of spirit. Look, Im not saying you have to go full graveyard dirt and dead flies at the smallest personal slight, but you should‼️

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❤️  jacob the capitalist is dead, and jacob the philanthropist is here ❤️

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Omg i hibernated for the winter and now tumblr is animo?? I want into the witchcraft community pleaseeee let me innn i promise i will take a knowledge test if you want plEASE—

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I died but dont worry i got better

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dead

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