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Mikey: I was in zoom class yesterday and had my mic off so Gerard could sleep but then the teacher asked me a question and as soon as I unmuted he snored so loudly the entire class lost it

Ray: damn, sounds embarassing

Mikey: on the contrary, I'm probably never going to get called on in that class again and I'm so for that

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How did I not know this blog existed before now

I love it

Absolutely hilarious

I’m tempted to draw Gee, Mikey, Ray, and Frank in these scenarios comic-style

I’ve been sorta inactive lately because of stuff coming up but I’m very glad you like the content! I mostly make it because it makes me snicker in the middle of class and I want to share with people

if you do art, feel free to tag me because I’d absolutely love to see it!!

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How high are you when you write these?

never in my life have I been within five feet of a weed thank you very much

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Mikey: Hoookay so Gerard left his phone on the coffee table...

Ray: *Does a wtf do you want now hand gesture*

Mikey: And I saw this...

[Shows him 'world is mine' playing on YT]

Ray: I fucking knew it

Gerard: *comes in with a miku tote bag* hey have you guys seen my-

[They look at eachother]

Mikey: *yelling* YOU DIRTY WEEB!

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Gerard: absolutely fucking losing it over this photo

Mikey: this. this is a raccoon holding a grape

Gerard, crying: look at his little hANDS, Mikey!!!

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Ray: oh hey Frank, time for a daily check-in. is there anything you're supposed to be doing?

Frank: ..maybe

Ray: are you going to do it?

Frank, sliding into a blanket fort to binge tv: perhaps

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Gerard: yeah I've been home by myself for about 36 hours now and I've successfully flopped on every piece of furniture at least twice and also learned I can play simple guitar melodies while lying on my back!

Ray: uh-huh and what have you been eating today

Gerard: ...look being home alone is a journey of discovery, I'm finding myself, I don't have time for that

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Gerard: Look, sometimes you just have to fulfill the higher tiers of your pyramid of needs okay

Mikey: and that's why you're wearing sunglasses in the bathtub eating chicken nuggets out of a wine glass?

Gerard: see, now you're getting it. could you hand me that box of capri-suns

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Ray: Why is Gerard crying?

Mikey: oh he forgot he was wearing eyeliner, rubbed at his eyes, and smudged it

Gerard, in the distance: torture me nO MORE, CRUEL FATE

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Gerard, gesturing emphatically: and that's how she ends up becoming a master assassin! pretty cool, right??

Mikey: yeah that's great, but I asked where you left the car keys

Gerard: oh riiight.... that.

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Mikey: Frank, do you think you'd be able to tell if someone was standing right behind you?

Frank: sure!

Ray, standing behind Frank: [stares into camera like he's on the office]

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do you know you crack me up?

aww thanks nonnie, glad I can help

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Gerard: good morning!

Mikey: it's way past lunchtime

Gerard: okay then, good afternoon

Mikey: we. we're eating dinner in five minutes

Gerard: geez I get it good evening, what do you want from me??

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Mikey: oh hey, how was that show you and Frank went to

Gerard: well we both got IDed to make sure we were over 18, so that was... interesting

*previously, at the show*

Frank: people of ANY age can enjoy juiceboxes, fuck you!!

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Frank: Does there have to be a reason? Is it not enough to give in to your own feral desires?

Ray: please just tell me why you're hanging from the ceiling over my bed at 2 in the morning

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Do I have emotions? Sometimes. Will I show them? Absolutely not. Is this healthy? I doubt it. Am I going to follow this rule anyway? You bet! [dramatically puts on sunglasses] I'm dead inside

Mikey Way

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Ray, texting Gerard: Gee quick name a Pokemon

Gerard: Orange

Ray: I. I said a Pokemon? Not a yellow fruit?

Gerard: Sandwich

Ray: Gerard please pick a recognized Pokemon

Gerard: Sylveon

Ray: Thank you!

Gerard: Trans rights