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Keith: Have you ever… felt the insane urge to snap someone’s neck?

Pidge: Yes, all the time.

Allura: What is wrong with you people!?

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Shiro: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you'll be fined.

Slav: Heck.

Shiro: You're on thin fucking ice.

Shiro: Oh no.

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Adam: That's a bad idea, Takashi.

Shiro: Yeah, it's a terrible idea, but I believe in myself!

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Shiro: This is a bad idea.

Coran: Yeah, I couldn't agree more, but what other choice do we have?

Shiro: We could choose life...

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Friend 1: Look, you're obviously upset about Shiro.

Friend 2: So, we've decided to come over here to help you out.

Adam: I'm not upset.

Friend 1: We found you in town throwing rocks at couples.

Adam: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?

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Lance: When you've been working as a Paladin for Volton for as long as I have, you get thick skin!

Veronica: Navy blue is not your color.

Lance, on the verge of tears, and feeling betrayed: Navy blue brINGS OUT MY EVERYTHING, YOU PRICK!

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Keith: This is a mistake.

Lance: A mistake we're gonna laugh about one day.

Hunk: But not today.

Lance: Oh no, today's gonna be a mess.

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Keith: Have you ever... felt the insane urge to snap someone's neck?

Pidge: Yes, all the time.

Allura: What is wrong with you people!?

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I only accept Shiro x Happiness!

Let the damn man be happy!!

If he's happy with Keith? Great! With Lance? Amazing! If Adam end up to be alive? Fuck that even better!! If he ends up with no one but hes happy? AB-SO-LUTE-LY PERFECT!!

Just let him be happy at the end of season 8 goddamnit!!

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I’m in support of Keith’s real name being Akira ‘Keith’ Kogane in the current series. Issa good name.

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#LetShiroCrySeason8

Seriously, he needs a good heartfelt cry goddamnit

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Shiro: *Dies*

Black lion: I got you my gay baby son. *Takes his soul to the void*

Shiro: Wtf. What the- wait how did you know I'm gay?

Black lion: Oh sweetie I knew since the first time we bonded. Why do you think i chose you? Gotta protect my gay child.

Shiro: ... Okay?? But can we keep the gay thing under wraps? I dont want them to know yet, you know?

Black lion: Well you are dead so...

Shiro: Oh ya...

Black lion: So btw I agree. I think Keith should drive me next because he's gay too.

Shiro: Is that-? Why do you base your paladians on that?!? But ya he's hella gay.

Black lion: Absolutely.

Shiro: One-hundred percento.

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Shiro: Love is dumb.

Adam, walking by: Hey, Shirogane!

Shiro, immediately lovestruck: And I'm the dumbest bitch alive.

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Me and @alwayshere195 started talking about what if Keith’s full name was Kenneth, and we just...

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Returning to Earth Part 1

Pidge is the one that realizes that it’s about December back on Earth

The Paladins convince Allura and Coran to go to Earth for a few days.

(They successed by playing the “You want us to make sure everyone in the universe is safe. How do we know that the Galra didn’t go back? We should go to make sure the Earth is still safe!”)

They call up Keith and Keith is like “Guys no. Like… The Blades…” but everyone is like “KeeeEEEeeeEeeEeithhhhh”

He agrees

Lance puts make-up on Coran and Allura to make them more “Human” like.

They all manage to sneak on Earth.

Shiro is sitting there talking about how much easier this is than the last time he went back to Earth. Then processeded to talk about how he was put under, kidnapped by teenagers, found a metal lion, went back into space.

Everyone is whispering “We need to get Shiro a therapy dog”

On Earth they all got excited and wondered what they should do first.

Being close to Pidge’s home they all went there first

“I’M BACK BITCHES!!”

*GaSp* “MaTt AnD KaTiE???? ShIrO??? OtHeR pEoPlE???”

Allura leans over to Shiro “Whats "bitches”?“

Shiro ”…. miSS HOLT SO NICE TO SEE YOU!“

Pidge sees a cat *GASP* "MOM YOU GOT A CAT!!”

Keith: A cAt?!?!?!? *jumps away*

Lance: You’re afriad of cats?

Keith: They’re like tiny deadly animals with 20 sharp little knives ready to hiss and claw you!!

Lance: ?????? Wouldn’t that just make you love them more?????

Keith: A cat tried to kill me when I was really young ok?

Lance: You do remember how you’re part Galra right? They’re like space cats

Hunk: Maybe that was your Galra family member trying to kill you?

Everyone: Hunk!

They visit Lance’s family next

Lance: These are my 5 uncles, 6 aunt, 10 nephews and 12 nieces, my 32 cousins, my mom and dad, oh and our pets!

Lance’s family speaks straight Cuban

Everyone: ?????

One by one they visit everyone’s families

It becomes Keith’s turn but everyone says that they’re his family

Shiro gets a doggo and he starts crying

It’s a Golden Retriever and a Chow Chow mix

Shiro buys years and years worth of dog food supplies, treats, toys, beds, collors, dog tags, food bowls, dog soap, dog conditioner, and everything possible

“Sir do you have enough money to cover this?”

“Listen. I have been through enOUGH SHIT and my dog shall get what he deserves!” *arm activates*

*the speed items being scan increases*

Lance and Allura talks about conditioner, sharing secrets

Matt starts crying because he discovered his favorite anime has ended while he was in space

Over the intercom: “Isle 6 needs a "wet floor” sign"

Pidge to Matt: Look what you did

Coran runs to Keith: Look what I have! Its called a fidget spinner!

Keith: Cool cool look what I have its called a deadly spinner *proceeds to spin a fidget spinner but the endges are knives.*

Shiro comes out of no where and slaps the deadly spinner out of Keiths hands “Not in my house!”

“We’re in a store??”

Hunk is trying to catch up on every recipie, new found ingredients, whats good and whats bad, life tips, relaxation methods.

He’s also running from store to store buying said items

Overall good time good time

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#LetShiroCrySeason5

The boy needs to cry because he's dealt with so much shit thus far. He just needs to let it all out.

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Champion by Fall Out Boy is one hundred and ten percent definitely Shiro’s song, and I won’t take no for an answer