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You like me but not enough to give me thousands and thousands of fucking dollars

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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Shout out to whoever decided to make laws against light pollution in Copenhagen

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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two-headed calf - laura gilpin

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coping by having a smoke and a mars bar like god (remus) intended

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you fool, the real objective of interview with the vampire is not what really happened but how each character perceived it and recalls it afterwards. and also that each character sometimes lies for fun but that's beside the point.

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There's no normal explanation for this.

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save me, house md IG comments.

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Shoutout to the toxic yuri going on in House where a patient let her girlfriend give her part of her liver despite the fact that she was planning to leave her because "she got bored of her," and the girlfriend knew the patient was planning to leave her but gave her the liver anyway so that she'd be trapped in the relationship out of guilt

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0 note post recession indicator all my mutuals are working too hard no one has enough tumblr time let’s kill the tesla man

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Remus with anti-racist laces on one foot, and Nazi laces on the other always takes me out

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Anna Akhmatova, from "The Sentence"