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That one moment from Sonic X dub.

Black and red fur looks the same as bright blue?

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what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

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Hey, Preceptor! Could I by chance have my head back?

Thanks buddy.

Brainstorm, should I even ask?

It's best if you don't.

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Guess I'm now Wiroriu.

Neat.

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

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Swerve: How do you do it? You have a love life, a social life and you take decent care of yourself.

Tailgate: Swerve, my dear friend...

Tailgate: I'm only pretending to be a functional adult.

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10 minutes earlier

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Cyclonus: (carrying Tailgate)

Tailgate: (holding out arms and making airplane noises) I can fly!

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This is all I hear

So, I watched a playthrough of FNAF: Security Breach and began to zone it out while playing Minecraft and I hear this voice. I keep listening to it and I think, hey, Optimus really does have a nice voice.

It was Freddy. Now all I hear is another incarnation of Optimus Prime when this version of Freddy speaks.

FREDDIMUS PRIME!!!!!!

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I had to

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Light Lost: Captain, that’s mean! What did I tell you about comparing Getaway to Unicron?

Rodimus: That it’s offensive to Unicron?

//AU by @cuppajj

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I feel like something that gets glossed over a lot in TFA is this tiny sequence in Decepticon Air. Bulkhead describes the transwarp energy signature on the ship (Swindle’s subspace) as “a kind [he’s] never seen before”. Later, Swindle himself indignantly refers to it as his “own personal storage dimension.” Swindle has an entire dimension, an entire plane of existence at his disposal, that is apparently has his chassis drawer as the only access point. What the fuck. Is this a common thing? Is Swindle the only one in this continuity that has harnessed the power of an entire dimension and uses it to store his merchandise?

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Oh Look, A Not Very Creative, Overused Thing!

I legit could have added more Soundwaves to this, but I didn't. I found a tiny WFC Rodimus and Soundwave at Fred Meyers today. The Soundwave has a tiny (non-transforming) Laserbeak in his chest I didn't know about, and it is freaking adorable.

I think I have a problem, but I’m not certain enough to care.

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man that amnesia au idea i rb'd reminded me of another concept i still dearly love ngl

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You know what I haven’t seen this meme use any screenshots from the episode where Seaspray gets hitched with a mermaid. I guess I’ll do it myself.

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I Just Had a Thought

Imagine, Minimus Ambus wearing stilts and a trench coat instead of the Magnus armor, but he has the Magnus legs attached to the stilts?

Red Alert: Sir, I’m going to need you to remove your trench coat.

Minimus: No.

Minimus: Asking someone to strip is against this ships code of conduct.

Red Alert:

Red Alert: *opens coms* Ultra Magnus, we have an issue. There’s someone trying to get into your office…

Minimus: *answers com with the straightest, most magnus face possible* Ultra Magnus isn’t coming.

You’re welcome for this awkward and unwanted mental image.

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New Headcanon for Swerve

Swerve would totally play Rick Astley songs to seranade someone because he felt that they'd be romantic, that and the fact that he just really likes the songs.

He's basically the guy who'd Rick roll you without realizing it.

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A headcanon I never realized I needed

I headcanon that Ultra Magnus and Perceptor would be good at poker.

Don’t ask why. I don't know.