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remember: fuck the angel so hard that it’s hole grips your dick like it’s the only thing keeping them from hell

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Hello friends! Vol. 1 of Enix Sanctum is Complete!

The Kickstarter is launching on August 13th! 

If you like dark romance BL comics, action and violence, check it out! Boys look better bruised and beat up, am I right? 😝

Early birds get tons of freebies (including a NSFW mini comic) AND my undying love 🥰🥰🥰

Check out the Project: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/eyewhiskers/enix-sanctum-vol-one

Read the Webcomic FREE: https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/enix-sanctum/list?title_no=624196

NSFW on Patreon 🤫 https://www.patreon.com/eyewhiskers

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i dont think there are enough transmascs getting chained up in the woods for werewolves to eat (out)

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There's so much like "Wow I've never been kissed/sucked off/etc like this before" in fanfiction I think it would be funny if there were more fics about it just being kind of mid . And then the characters who have been pining over each other forever have to deal with that

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How I found out about trump getting shot

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yapper x listener but as a “ma’am this is a wendy’s” dynamic

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reading my old fanfics like “he would not fucking say that”

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Imagine if vampire bites itched like mosquito bites. Like luckily they feel orgasmic but could you imagine if they itched? Would that be fucked up or what?

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kicking a hornets nest.

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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“Let me make this perfectly clear. You are not saving my daughter from a dragon. She IS a dragon. You are going to protect her and keep her company until she learns how to control her magic.”

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reblog so this escapes containment and gets a fair spread

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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monster lovers unite

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20 Low effort meaningful comments to leave on fics when you can’t think of anything to say that most authors love and appreciate (and you will too).

1.) Thank you for writing this!

2.) This really helped distract me from the horrors of reality, thank you for writing it!

3.) I really really really loved this.

4.) <3

5.) Literal keyboard mash q3kjt2uh0erjiurjfnejkrgnkejoiiueirnf!!!!

6.) My favorite part was when they ____.

7.) I laughed at ____.

8.) How dare you! /affectionate.

9.) I am very excited to read this story in its entirety!

10.) I really enjoyed the first __ chapters, I cannot wait for more!

11.) This gave me everything I was hoping for!

12.) 10/10 fic, thanks for writing!

13.) I am going to be thinking about this fic for a long time, thank you for writing!

14.) This made me feel a lot of emotions and I cannot describe them, so thank you for that. I really enjoyed this.

15.) This was the best ride I haven taken in a long time, wow! Thank you for writing this.

16.) If I had the ability to bind this as a real book I would, I loved it so much.

17.) I'm not good with words but I just loved this so much.

18.) This is complete perfection.

19.) I am in awe of how you described ____.

20.) This means so much to me that you wrote this. Thank you.

The more you comment, the better you will get at it and the more enjoyment and fulfillment you will received out of saying thank you.

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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.