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Lili/Bart/Jim is OT3

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Update on my self-rescue project: one of the subsidized housing places I applied to contacted me to set up an interview, doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to be able to move my family into a better apartment soon but this is the first time this happened so I guess it might be a good sign!

There's a $28 per person application fee to begin the interview process (so for my family it'll be $83), my financial situation is better now than it was in 2023 but I'm still pretty poor, if anyone wants to do something nice for me a donation to my Paypal or Venmo to help me pay it would be really nice!

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Maybe now people will be less judgy and transphobic about Gandalf's big naturals

I need to get around to finally reading Lord of the Rings so I can better imagine an AU where the Fellowship are all lesbians

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I assume that in the 1980s someone here in the States found a genie and wished that the Soviet regime would fall and Russia would start getting along with the US

Thirty years later, in the 2010s, this same genie would go on to grant a wish that J. K. Rowling would stop tweeting unnecessary lore about the wizarding world like wizards shitting themselves

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Sex and the Polis, an ancient Greek period romantic comedy-drama about Sappho and three other WLW talking about their sexual and romantic foibles

thank goodness we’re past the era where all social commentary had to name check Sex and the City, those were dark times my friends.

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I love the irony of how even after cutting off his literal balls, this dude carried on like normal for several hours in the most stereotypically macho way possible

It reminds me of my own distinctly male-socialized response to a nasty injury today: clean wound, slap on a few Band-Aids, then spend the next several hours working and eating and smoking weed and putting on makeup before visiting the clinic down the street

Another way the aftermath to the Lincoln assassination is hella weird is that Boston Corbett, who killed JWB, was mentally unstable from his job making hats (the process used to involve mercury, hence "mad as a hatter"). Corbett was obsessively religious and so afraid of sex that he castrated himself with scissors, and I think he went to church right afterwards before getting medical attention. I'm not sure if that incident was before or after he killed Booth, though.

Oh WOW. I hadn’t realized there was a Jack Ruby in the story, but, like....more so.

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Peter Capaldi in The Lair of the White Worm always makes me feel faint stirrings of heterosexuality

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"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" is a chaotic neutral transfem anthem

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megan thee stallion , love island USA .

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Idea: a bardcore version of that one poorly aged song "Civilization (Bongo, Bongo, Bongo)" sung by an Iron Age Germanic or Scythian warrior telling a Roman military officer that he can keep his aqueducts, bread and circuses, etc.

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megan thee stallion , love island USA .

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Turbovirgin olive oil

My most problematic trait is that despite my blustering about virginity as a patriarchal construct that society places way too much emphasis on in a way that harms just about everybody, I think "turbo-virgin" is the world's funniest insult

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we are so back

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Batman social media AU where Poison Ivy is a blogger who's prominent on "the science side of Tumblr" AND on the activist side (gay, feminist, environmentalist, etc.) but her presence goes down in history as infamous Tumblr lore about the dramatic saga of this one cantankerous blogger who posted increasingly incomprehensible takes about some sort of Unabomber-esque apocalyptic vision but then turned out to have a secret sideblog for clown porn

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Picturing a Jadis spinoff (yo dawg I heard you like prequels so I wrote a prequel to your prequel etc.) showing the last days of Charn in the style of Dr. Strangelove, and trying to think of the best Peter Sellers impersonator to play:

Jadis's chief minister who ineffectually explains to the empress's rival "uh your sister went a little funny in the head and did a silly thing"

The giggling scientist who admits with a grin that they helped Jadis discover the Deplorable Word but claims they worked on the research because the superweapon would make a good deterrent for war

The nervous military officer who cuddles with Jadis as the empress explains "I do not avoid men but I do deny them my essence"

I also think the same performer playing Jadis should voice her sister on the phone with the chief minister

Only question is, who's the Slim Pickens equivalent plunging through the air on, I dunno, whatever sort of flying creature she'd ride to deliver a scroll with the Deplorable Word to Jadis?

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Watching Pinocchio and then Willy Wonka like "Feminism win! Now GIRLS can get turned into things that aren't kids as poetic comeuppance for pissing off the mysterious guy who runs a wonderland full of childish temptations!"

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Instead of persecuting fairytale creatures, it would've made more sense for Lord Farquaad to try to score with that dragon, who's demonstrably interested in smaller dudes