whoops-lost-the-ranger
whoops-lost-the-ranger
Five Pebbsi in Three Delicious Flavors
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 6 months ago
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this is indeed the new account
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
i got a new table and email as a early Christmas gift from a friend of mine!
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I'm switch my account to my new one @the-lost-ranger which I'm not sure if it tagged correctly cause it just got name, will edit this later if it doesn't
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 6 months ago
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ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
i got a new table and email as a early Christmas gift from a friend of mine!
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I'm switch my account to my new one @the-lost-ranger which I'm not sure if it tagged correctly cause it just got name, will edit this later if it doesn't
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 7 months ago
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Have I Ever Mentioned how much I Love Five Pebbles
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I want to put him into a blender. I want to drown him in milk and throw him against the wall. I want to shove him in the oven at 900°. I want submerge him in water and lock them in the freezer for a week. I want to shove him into a tubberware container and shake him violently. I want to throw him in a mulch grinder. I want to put him in a deepfryer. I want to shove him in the washing machine. I want to feed him to wild animals. I want to drop him into a river of lava. I want to launch him into orbit without a fire shield. I want to fill his superstructure with such high air pressure that all his neurons pop but specifically save one of them so he doesn't go completely brain dead.
God I love him so much!
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 7 months ago
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Moon Doodle
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 8 months ago
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Get this Girl some New Clothes
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 8 months ago
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Time Waker
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 8 months ago
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 8 months ago
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 8 months ago
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Goofing around with Collector's design
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 8 months ago
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Immaculate Sibling Energy
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I love their sibling energy. My kleptomania and autism rats
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 9 months ago
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The Two Wanders
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The two types of Wanders I see in art
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 9 months ago
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INKFISH AND GENDER
Cephalopods (and most species in the Mollusc era tbh) have a very different view of identity and self-expression to humans, and I'd thought i'd make this post to yap endlessly regarding my ideas and speculations on the matter.
For most (ofc not all, but historically-speaking most) humans, gender and sex tend to be closely correlated, with most people tending to identify with whatever was assigned to them at birth, an observation made based on biological sex/sexually dimorphic characteristics.
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However, most inkfish species don't have any sexual dimorphism! When a cephalopod egg hatches, there’s literally no way to tell the sex of the infant without a DNA test, rendering gender assignment essentially pointless.
As such in most inkfish societies, biological sex and "gender" are completely divorced from each other. Hell, their languages don't even have any kind of gendered terminology! They literally do not have gender or even know what a gender is. This also applies to many other creatures with low/nonexistent sexual characteristics (eg. urchins, jellyfish, some crustaceans).
To the common inkling, the concept of a 'goth' or a 'hipster' are more akin to their concepts of gender than anything even remotely related to biological sex. To them, a "gender" is purely represents someone's stylistic presentation, indicating nothing about whether they can lay eggs or not. That's what they use lures for (this is real btw).
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I yoinked this from another artwork but it gets my point across. Generally, inkfish presentation is extremely diverse and is often difficult to explicitly define as “masculine” or “feminine”, as those concepts don’t even exist in their world nor does it influence the way they express themselves.
Granted, this isn't to say that ALL peoples of the Molluscan Era are set up this way, in fact a good amount of other creatures (many fish, some crustaceans etc.) have traditions that at least somewhat (it's complicated) reflect human concepts of gender.
I'm just saying that these tend to be a minority given that the overwhelming majority of Splatoon's species have little-to-no differences between males and females, and as such never ended up developing societal norms around it. (Or they may circumvent gonochorism/the bi-sex system entirely but that's an entirely different can of worms.)
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TL:DR = the average inkfish doesn't know what a “man” or “woman” is or what such words socially represent. Gender isn't real.
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 9 months ago
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Avoiding the Question
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 9 months ago
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Mikey!
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Been using rottmnt for dynamic posing and depth
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 9 months ago
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I love how most of your drawings with wander make him look like he has coloboma lmao
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He'll keep yapping forever if you let him
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 9 months ago
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More Doodles as the Brainrot Consumes
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Small headcanon: Wander developed the habit of perching on the shoulders or back of people taller than him. It started with riding Sylvia then he started doing it with Hater and now it's a thing. The cat within demand if he fits, he sits. Unremovable unless asked politely.
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whoops-lost-the-ranger · 9 months ago
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Been suffering Wander Over Yonder brain rot, woooooo!
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