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WHY IS HE MANSPREADING FUCKKKK

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dating dale cooper moodboard 🍒

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has anyone drawn porn of optimus prime with the “oversized load” sign they put on semi trucks. lmk

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instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

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Rick can't use chopsticks, apparently??

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my birthday was a couple days ago so i got to update my age in my bio and pinned 😛 who cheered

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🍓 it's been a while but I just have the need to yap. Anyways at work I've been thinking would Rick want and/or like/accept having a controversially young wife/husband/partner?

hi strawb anon ! i go back and forth on this, on one hand i kinda adore semi-pervy rick with a much younger partner but on the other i don’t think Canonically he would go any younger than however old beth is. i think he would be a little weirded out by that, but he does sleep with the chud princess so who knows actually

i think sex and a relationship are very different qualifiers to him though, e.g he’ll hook up with whoever as long as it’s consensual but i think he’d kinda have a hard time dating anyone younger than his daughter

however… i long for that old man… and obv i am much younger than him, so i’m biased, but 😭

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that rickbot fic was everything. I LOVE THE WAY YOU WRITE. UGHHH that was amazing. your amazing. I love you.

I LOVE YOU ANON! i’m glad people seem to like that post bc i lowkey thought it was ass. alas we are our own worst critics

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have you watched s8 of Rick and Morty? :3

NOOO i'm behind </3 i moved into my first apartment over the weekend and i've been so busy :( hopefully soon! i'm thinking about starting a creepypasta fic though so uh oh

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Hiii🍓

So yk how Rick is pamsexual, would he liked to be pegged? As much as a dominatrix sounds hot I'd want to be gentle with him. Yk

hi strawb anon! as much as i do think he prefers to be more dominant he is a Freak and i doubt there’s much he hasn’t tried. he probably likes to be pegged! personally it’s not my thing but i can definitely imagine he would like to be strapped down lmao

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i thought i was so funny

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reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!