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haarlep x halsin

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Shows, games, etc: *characters hitting the ground without broken bones or any damage from hitting the ground*

IRL: *people hit the ground and get hurt. Bruises at best, a broken bone at worst*

So put that IRL stuff to your whump. Whumpee hits the ground during a battle, and they get a bruise or a broken bone from hitting the hard ground. Even worse if they hit their head!

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No consorts were harmed!

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Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”

Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:

[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]

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One night, he tells you that these last six months of happy memories are the counterweight to two hundred years of misery.

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I feel like if Larian ever reworks the Gale Origin / Astarion Act 1 romance, the orb should start to glow and the narrator should be like:

You feel the orb begin to stir with excitement. Do you dare proceed?

1. “Hey, can we slow down a little?”

2. Enjoy the moment. You can handle it.

And if you pick number 2, the orb detonates 5 seconds later and gives you game over.

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lae'zel is 100% faceblind btw. if shadowheart had cut her hair short at the same time she dyed it lae'zel would wake up thinking there were suddenly two astarions

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low approval/annoyed Halsin is so funny he's just

"I can NOT be assed to help you useless twats but FINE... I will anyway for FUCK'S sake"

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Bro… if you don’t even like trains why are you even talking to me right now…

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I said I was done talking about EA Wyll but I’m not.

I MISS THAT SILLY SCENE IN THE GOBLIN CAMP WHERE THE GOBLINS ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE BLADE OF FRONTIERS AND WYLL SHOWS UP AND PLAYS ALONG.

The goblins don’t recognize Wyll as The Blade of Frontiers. Wyll makes a suggestion on how to kill The Blade. Wyll asks Tav to make a suggestion on how to kill The Blade.

Then goblins as are like “ohh, those are some great ideas!” Wyll just smiles at them and says, “hey, check out my eye.”

Then the goblins are like “oh…. fuck.”

AND THAT WAS SUCH A STAND OUT MOMENT TO ME. I loved it so much and I miss it!

THIS ONE COULD STILL WORK IN FULL RELEASE! GIVE IT BACK, LARIAN! 😭

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— So, do you like my neck, my love? Lean over to me and I'll show you how much I like yours.

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HOLY CRAP EXCUSE ME?!

THIS THEME???

It's so ominous. It sounds like he's about to kill you any second but he's refraining from it.

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So me and a bunch of friends on Discord recently got together for a powerpoint night. I made mine on every character in Hyrule Warriors. Enjoy some of the spoils of my suffering:

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Flashbacks to old times

Based on this post by @animentality that for some reason took my art block and saved me

anyway i love torturing this shitty old man my beloved

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I'm very glad I'm not the only one who thought this ^

..I was promised a painting of myself as a quest reward but apparently Oscar decided to paint Minthara instead

Laezel had some opinions too

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Smoke Break