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Will it soup?

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Will it soup?

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Tumblr Gimmickverse list (updated vers) (Pt 1)

To all the gimmick blogs, I am so sorry for summoning you all. This is unfortunately the only way I can post the list <3

The threatsverse

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@nominous-threats

@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

Signsverse

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Gimmickthiefverse

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

@gimmick-thief-burglar

Identifierverse

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

@identifying-snakes-in-posts

@which-os

@identifyinggimmickblogsinposts

Detectorverse

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@bronzong-detector

@text-inverter-detector

@tsunderedetector

@british-alert

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

Achievementverse

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

@achievement-achievement-unlocked

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Will it soup?

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Will it soup?

My friend makes this soup every friday she calls "the Gesundheit soup" where she throws everything to a pan with veggie borth, seed oils and soy sauce and boils the shit out of it. Just so you have an idea what's in this: carrots, bean sprouts, onion, garlic, leek, lettuce, sliced tomato, mushrooms, various asian spices, buldak sauce packet, etc. She claimes that she "invented" this recipe herself and that it helps when she's sick.

I got the pleasure to try this tonight on the note of me being sick and let me ask you something:

Why does it look actually good?

It's like the chinese hot and sour soup but the flavours are having a civil war in my mouth and the after-taste is diabolically spicy and salty. I can't decide if I like it in a "once in a lifetime experience" way or if I have befriended a complete psycho

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This... ingredient... was added anonymously...

Gee, thanks...

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I have been informed that the fake vomit in terrifier 3 has been mushroom soup and because this is a soup blog I will pass this cursed knowledge onto my followers.

If you ever watch that movie and the evil mime is eviling, remind your fellow watchers that the movie has soup relevance.

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Will it soup?

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Salutations Souper Troupers!

I was sadly preoccupied with non-soup related things this week, I still am, but do not fear! Next week, your usual program will continue!

Have a good weekend!

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This week's topic was brought to you by an offline friend. There is most likely a joke in there, somewhere.

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I never said every number of pi was on that picture. The picture was a mere demonstration of what is yet to come. If the masses decide I will take every digit of pi and cook it into a soup the like humanity has never tasted before. How does one cook a number? How can a man kill a concept? To reach god you aim for the heavens instead of groveling on the ground. I wear sky colored shoes to hide from the devil and I am not scared of your words.

The true shame is you not being able to look past the numbers and see what this is really about. This is about breaking the rules of the world through the medium of soup until nothing but our culinary crimes remain.

Will it soup?

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This post did not soup ⟩:(

honestly soup isn't even that good and i'm so sick of the softbun innocent uwu shit from the queer community at like. the concept of soup. just damp food innit.

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Will it soup?

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