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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with

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tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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what makes this funnier is this guy is a model dating a huge tiktok influencer now but Jim teacher will never leave him

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I better not see any of you posting angst about them on their birthday

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happy birthday to these two stinks. might draw them might not

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i have entophobia and the way i handle seeing bugs is i imagine what they would look like being comically large in animal crossing and it surprisingly helps

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saw this flowchart. stan and ford core <3

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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

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IM

MY FRIEND MADE THIS OF ME AND HIS OC BC I HABR A TUMMY ACHE IM SOSBIGN

it’s so perfect. go support xem @peridotporygon

my friend @doodlinge also did this to it. so

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airport at night and airport in early morning are two completely different feelings

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OMG THANKS SILLIEST STILTWALKER

i used to be a middle schooler that read tumblr posts through pinterest and now i am a high schooler who reads tumblr posts through pinterest and occasionally through tumblr

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hi

well that wasn’t very nice

🙁🖕