willsweedwords
willsweedwords
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blah blah 21+ blah blah marijuana blah blah sorry not sorry for the spreadsheets | sideblog of @willowbird
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willsweedwords · 3 months ago
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legit feel like im marinating in my own depression gravy this sucks so much
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willsweedwords · 3 months ago
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yknow what fuckit
im allowed weird little contrary happinesses
if I wanna take a 3 hr meandering bike ride down the prarie path and stop every like .5k to have a cigarette and read fanfiction imma do it
this world has taken enough from me dammit
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willsweedwords · 7 months ago
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was told yesterday that my long-legged friends cannot sit cross-legged in their computer chairs 😢 idk why this never occurred to me before - but it saddens me to think
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willsweedwords · 7 months ago
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*makes cricket feets in bed*
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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insurance & the american health system is such a fuckong scam it's like if I paid to est at a buffet and then after I've eaten I get a bill and find out that my meal didn't actually include water so I was charged $8000 for the 2 glasses I had and also for utensils I didn't use but might have needed
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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three years ago today, a new me was born
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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Saving you part 1 is here!!
More to come 😏
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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I love seeing my bones. Love seeing the three little islands in my wrist that should be one. Love learning the pain is from them healing perfectly in every way but together. Bonus information discovered during the x-ray on my arm
Good news is that my arm is not broken as originally thought
Bad news is that it still fucking hurts like a break
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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little peanut babby darling!!!!
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Fritters the Eastern Red Bat, via
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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Happy Bread Jesus Everyone!
I have um. Hurt my back pretty badly, so I do not think I am capable of baking this year but:
1. Please tag me if YOU decide to make a bread Jesus. Or any other bread effigy I love that shit.
2. If I'm still human when I get back from the doctor this evening I will set up a discord channel and do a Live Reading.
3. Post will be at the top of my blog for anyone who wants to read it to their friends, family or religious authorities (highly recommended).
Love you all, thank you so much for all the love, support and joy You've given me over the years, and hopefully I will see you tonight!
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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she/its are my kind of strange little creatures and i lov them sk fuking much 🥰🥹😳
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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aw fuck i smoked that bluey weed [gets rectangular] i think we should share our toys
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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These shoots are always a little messy and it's always a little hard to try and get the drips to go in the correct place, but when it goes nicely I really do think the results can be fascinating to look at. It's like the paths of the droplets accentuate the curves of the human body.
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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All for the Game 4/20 Mini-Fest - April 20, 2024
Calling all jokers, smokers, and midnight tokers – please consider submitting fic or artwork to the first-ever AftG 4/20 Mini-Fest! Posting will take place the week of April 20-26, 2024.
NO SIGN-UPS * FLEXIBLE DEADLINES * LOW STRESS FEST
Want to participate but don't have an idea? No problem – check out the optional prompt list below the cut for inspiration!
Rules & Guidelines
All participants must be 18+ due to subject matter
Your work should feature the use of cannabis and cannabis products (think edibles, CBD oil, vapes, etc.)
Works about all AftG characters and pairings are welcome
No minimum word count; WIPs are permitted
Please rate and tag your works appropriately
Submit your work to the AO3 collection and/or tag mod @the-greater-grief on Tumblr to have your work added to the masterlist
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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every time i think ive fixed it i find ive only made it worse smh
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willsweedwords · 1 year ago
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making puppy chow and rewatching hazbin hotel
for personal reasons :)
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