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in Scotland is it lockdown
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lochdown ?
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pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these
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Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head
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what if phishing emails wanting your bank details are just Hunters trying to pay for service station snacks and motels
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People who can do this amaze me.
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"You are so quiet" bro i daydream 80% of my time
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No one liked being surprised with a tobasco bean

My goal here is to lure people in a false sense of security with nice Jelly Beans and then replace them one day with Bertie Botts and watch their faces
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My goal here is to lure people in a false sense of security with nice Jelly Beans and then replace them one day with Bertie Botts and watch their faces
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why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole
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GOOGLE THANOS AND CLICK THE GLOVE
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youtube
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nights in the gryffindor common room really got 100% better when fred and george figured out they could use illusion magic to make way cooler shadowpuppets
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not to be corny but if u get to see the person u love everyday i hope ur not taking it for granted
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if s15 is dean, cas and sam killing every single monster they’ve killed in the past sign me the fuck up
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