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I can’t sleep someone tell me a story

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@ that "I thought eminem was my uncle" post I actually used to tell my middle school friends that eminem was my uncle and that my father was the reason for my "uncle" eminem's separation from his wife Kim bc she secretly had a crush on my father, some people said I was lying but this boy named Dominic said I wasn't lying bc my last name is shady and "eminem said in his song "slim shady's crazy" and her surname is shady just like eminem's brother" I will tell this story to my grandchildren

OH MY GOD

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i think the laziest motherfucker alive should receive everything a person could need

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there are actions that 100% hurt people, zero net positive, that you can commit as much as you want to, without getting in trouble on the internet. at all. as long as you keep quiet about it. think, drunk driving, cheating on your girlfriend, elder abuse, all things you can do with a clean conscience that nobody on tumblr knows or cares

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the Soviets have captured Penis Creature

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I missed drawing them so much 💛🥺

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squidbob posting

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Holy Miku 🙏

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♎ October 17th: The Real Slim Shady, EMINƎM.

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

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plus my peanuts got an attitude

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edited eminem photos for when you need to catfish

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anerican choese

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leove sleep

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i like to believe 6 year old me’s self insert star wars oc could be saved but i know 6 year old me would have her die tragically