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crawled out of the abyss that is my life and oh my god…

1. Finally read the second anni card for Luke and I’m so happy for my boy! He did it! Many kisses.

2. The new event is interesting with the deliveries but I hate how it’s a snake game with the worst controls I’ve ever seen. I expected better for the 2030s but then and again, I shouldn’t expect much from our 2030s.

3. The gacha gods saw my lonely heartbroken self and converted me to permanent ToT loverhood by giving me two Luke SSSs in the first 10 pull.

4. FOURTH. ANNI. CARDS. I DO NOT KNOW. WHO I WANT TO BE. THEY ARE ALL SO PRETTY I WANT TO TRY.

That’s all I’ve got.

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Things that I would rather do than be Followed by Porn Bots or seeing Porn Bot Stuff in my tags

in light of the neverending trickle of porn bots that follow me and I've had to block, I have decided to use a more wellbeing-safe method of unleashing my frustrations as opposed to tearing my hair apart or banging my head against a wall (preferably cushioned, for safety reasons, i want pain not death). and so I have compiled a list of things that go against my annoyance tolerance in no particular order.

read Wattpad stories

lose one earrings out of my favourite pair (cat earrings that were a lucky find omg i love them so much)

be surrounded by feysand fans talking about how healthy their relationship is

play Nagakura's route in Hakuoki

go through language school again

read Colleen Hoover (have never done, all I have been exposed to is not of my own violition)

leave a WIP untitled

watch hetalia

calculate whether a numerical sequence is divergent or convergent

make a deal with a demon to seduce who would ultimately turn out to be my sister that i never knew because i was left on the steps of a monastery and then became a sinner because i started sleeping with my male attendant who was actually female and super into me (and ended up being the demon, what about that) while having the image of a pious monk

be a YA protagonist

support Chizuru Yukimura (while I do support womens rights and wrongs, I simply cannot fathom the illogicality of her actions throughout the course of her routes)

be under Sawyer's command during the Mutiny/Retribution era

read a series where the toxic abusive POS who has no consideration for people be forgiven and given what is essentially a trophy partner

talk about cars (the vehicle, not the movie)

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A little late, but I haven't been here in a while. So let's get it started.

Name: for all intents and purposes, Maya.

Sign: Libra

Time: 15:55

Favorite band/artist: got too many over different genres. if I had to pick three though, Grant Perez, Laufey and A.R. Rahman

Last movie: Red White and Royal Blue (i have controversial opinions)

Last show: arcane; currently watching JJBA

When I created this blog: 2021ish? feels so long ago

Other blogs: N/A

Do I get asks: nope, but i'm fine with it. send them if you'd like but also i'm happy being a floater.

Followers: including or not including the porn bots?

Average hours of sleep: 5 on a good day; if i sleep in, up to 10 but i still feel tired :(

Instruments: none, apart from my stunning voice /j

What I’m wearing: jeans and a warm shirt because it's cold here

Dream job: a bookstore owner that's also a cafe in the day and a bar at night, with free observations and random experts just coming in for talks.

Dream trip: travel the world and experience as much as possible. except for certain places, like west virginia. fuck west virginia.

Favorite song atm: Cashew- Jude York (the chorus is so catchy and i find myself humming it so much istg)

thank you my love @theres-a-bea and i'll leave this open to the few followers i have (except for the porn bots).

Tagged by @lovelynikol16 this get to know you tag game. Yall already know I love a good day so let's go baby tagging @nyctophilic0vitnir and @shadowscorch

Name: Janelle

Sign: Cancer ♋️

Time: 13:01

Favorite Band or Artist: Overall it's Mayday Parade but 5 Seconds of Summer and Seventeen always have my heart

Last Movie: Black Box (HIGHLY recommend it was so good)

Last Show: Phineas and Ferb lmao

When I Created This Blog: I think like October 2014 as a One Direction stan account lmao and it's just been downhill ever since

Other Blogs: I have a few others that I won't reveal for privacy reasons

Do I Get Asks: Eh not really. Every once in a while but for me it's not too common. But feel free if you ever wanna send one!

Followers: 245

Average Hours of Sleep: YIKES I think on average I get 6-8 but it's never consecutive

Instruments: Certified band nerd so I've played flute for 15 years now I think. I'm also gonna start learning piano which I'm real excited for

What Am I Wearing: clothes LMAO. Nah for real though a corset like crop top, black skirt, my Adidas shoes (please sponsor me Adidas thanks) and a leather jacket

Dream Job: good fucking question I'm really glad you asked

Dream Trip: Barcelona (for obvious reasons if you've seen my posts lmfao) but Spain in general, Australia, and Italy

Favorite Song ATM: hmmmm maybe Pandora by Mave? Or 24/7 365 by Elijah Woods? Or Ghost by Justin Bieber? Those are my most replayed songs rn so maybe one of those

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i support this, do your thing!

Dimonds are a (material) gworl's best friend pt.1

a.k.a. engagement ring slander with the tot boys ft. the round brilliant diamond cut and the slander it DESERVES

tw!: swearing! very hot takes on how the rings should've looked like, because i've seen thousands of engagement rings to keep my mouth shut about the rings mihoyo just gave us + swearing!

link to pt. 2 - here!

ok maybe i lied when i said i was "completely satisfied cos they're all pretty", and yea sure they were pretty but Vyn's and Luke's rings were done dirty.

Listen, I know jewellery. I have years of experience of sticking my nose against glass displays in pawnshops and antique jewellery stores, and I was pissed at the lack of creativity on the diamond cuts on their part so Vyn's ring ended up looking basic as fuck and Luke's only minutely slayed instead of the full slay it was supposed to be giving, so here's a tumblr post version of a fix-it fic but for rings instead of characters, and which diamond cuts would've done their chosen ring designs justice:

note: based on personal opinion, i am no design expert, this is simply just a hot take because i'm TIRED of seeing beautiful designs being fucked up by the round brilliant cut when there are literally 108302840293 ways to cut a mf diamond like okay it's classic, sure, but that doesn't mean it looks good with every single design there is.

Vyn Richter

Now this, was the one design that pissed me off the most.

A little cliché, but beautiful, if not for the goddamn round brilliant cut that made it look like every other motherfucking flower-themed engagement ring you could find within two seconds on pinterest. Try it, i'm not shitting you. The base design pops up on the top two results. It pisses me off because it's giving tumblr 2014-2016, basic bitch trying to be quirky era with the round cut. Rosa's marrying into royalty, for fuck's sake, there should at least be some variety.

This design's saving grace:

Duchess cut (l), Spike cut (r). Right in the centre, maybe a little asymmetrical in positioning, with a silly lil tilt (like miss ariana's engagement ring), 100% would've improved it with the flowers to the side of the diamond. The cuts give off Vyn's vibe for some reason. I know he'd pick these to go with the ring's design and not the round brilliant cos he has taste. Also change one or two of the sidestones to teeny little emeralds, if Luke and Marius could add coloured gems to theirs, why not add some? Those little diamonds as leaves? swap them with marquise-cut emeralds. Adorable.

Lick Luke Pearce

Cutest motherfucking design. the sentiment, the symbolism, slay. The round brilliant cut?

Minute slay. Not even a half slay. A minute slay.

At this point it is well established that I am a round brilliant cut slanderer. As I should be. Like come on, look at the design, this is ADORABLE, yet the round cut ruined it. I also don't get what's going on to the side, but if we're going to make this a mock tension-traditional hybrid ring with the key to one side and whatever the hell it is on the other side, then we better do it right.

The Full Slay factor givers:

Asscher cut (l), hexagonal step cut (r). for the full slay. As an Asscher cut whore, I personally think tension-type mounts are uglee when paired with the round brilliant cut, but with these cuts and their pointy sides pointing upward and not to the side, they would give what they're supposed to be giving with Luke's tension type-looking design. Plus, they remind me of cute little clocks.

edit: just woke up, turns out i was delirious and luke's isn't actually a tension mount. The diamond cuts stay the same tho i think they'd look cute with the initial design

pt. 2 coming up with Marius and Artem because i have a lot more engagement ring slander up my sleeve.

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happy birthday bbygorl

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in honour of pride month and because i am procrastinating for my finals.

generally, I just go by queer. But I also go with aroace oriented bi.

i tend to use them for both. in my case, it's because queer is easier to explain, if anyone wants me to be specific, i will but otherwise queer is just easier. as for the community as a whole, i would use queer interchangably when discussing it with someone I am not very close too. otherwise with close friends, we tend to do that stupid thing where we just change the acronym until its unrecognisable while texting or talking.

i use she/her. gotten used to it, otherwise generally I don't really think about my gender too much?

yes! i'm out to all my friends and my biological uncle and aunt. unfortunately, my parents don't really know even though i have come out to them. suffice to say, it's a desi thing even if it doesn't seem right to say.

yes, i am. have openly talked about my experiences to those who ask. otherwise i am told that i give off very queer vibes.

it was the right time. i was certain about my sexuality, i had built up a support network and was mentally in the best place i could be in.

for now! my other cousins are either very young to think about their sexuality (like 6) or i don't talk to them much. but i do have a very close family friend who came out to me as bi earlier this year and her relationship with her gf is so cute.

racoon??

i figured out i was ace very young. like 12. after learning to differenciate between romantic and sexual love at 15ish, i figured out i was also aro. the bisexuality came wayyy later (at like 17). my density plus the lack of such interactions in my life helped.

wearing very pretty earrings and dressing up.

given. headcanon wise, tears of themis.

queen? apart from that, i don't really look at the sexuality of artists tbh. if i enjoy them, i enjoy them. not because of their sexuality but because they're good.

i mean, technically queer was seen as a slur and i do use it. i would not mind, but if someone i'm talking to doesn't want me to use that word in conversation, i will not

i didn't really grow up with queer media, and I never really saw much of romance either in terms of real life relationships arounf me. so i guess it was when i first interacted with it during high school that i figured it out? as for neurodivergence, i am in the process of getting diagnosed so i can't really say anything. and i cannot say for certain that it had an impact on my sexuality.

see number 9. though the forms of asexuality and aromanticism have changed over the years as fluctuations from grey-aroace to aroace.

i attended a pride festival for the first time earlier this year. it was fun.

i live in a metro city so i attended my first pride festival there.

i was 19, went with a friend from uni. walked with my uni.

yeah? i mean, i don't like resorting to the stereotypes to explain my sexuality because we are more than stereotypes. but i haven't experienced much in terms of acephobia and arophobia, mainly because people do not really know and understand it. biphobia on the other hand, seen my fair share.

see above

hey, you're doing a great job. don't feel pressured to define yourself using labels, just relax and enjoy life.

i came out as bi on the first day of pride two years ago. now i'm gonna be studying for my finals because unis have set finals during june (lk homophobic of them /j). might go out to a drag bar with my bf or a friend this month.

quiet all the way. i hate loud noises

nope, i'm an atheist. came from a religious family. i am not religious not because of my sexuality (to make that clear). i just realised it wasn't for me.

the whole bi women not being bi because they go out with men. so fucking stupid. there are others, but that just grates me.

i'm cool with it!

partner, mostly. or their name.

very very rarely, and usually not that intense compared to my allo friends. and it applies the same, i have found.

yes, funny story how that happened too (we met at a gay bar, hit it off, decided to swap contact information and then i shot my shot and now it's been almost 4 months). my first relationship was also pretty nice, as a side note.

ehh, i'm a very go with the flow person. i wouldn't know until i have experienced it in person.

i have a pic from the pride festival but i don't feel comfortable sharing it (sorry!)

i write. am in the progress of writing something.

my identity as a whole! it makes me in a way, but it is not all of me. and i want that to be recognised.

i'm very happy with where i'm at in terms of my queerness.

not really, no

Pride asks for fun:

Which labels do you use?

Do you like to use the term queer for yourself? Or just LGBT, etc?

Which pronouns do you use?

Are you "out" to your family and friends?

Are you "out" publicly?

(If you're out) do you wish you came out sooner? Later? Or was it the right time?

Are you the "token" queer person in your family?

Describe your gender without using any words traditionally related to gender:

When did you realize you weren't cishet?

Something that gives you gender euphoria (whether you're cis or trans):

Favorite (or just one you love) piece of LGBT media?

Name some queer artists/bands or songs you like most:

Do you choose to reclaim slurs, why or why not?

How do you think other factors like neurodivergency or upbringing have impacted your identity?

How has your identity changed over time?

Do you attend Pride in person every year?

Have you ever attended Pride in a big city/ large metro area?

How old were you when you got to attend your first Pride? Who did you go with?

Do you feel safe and accepted in your local community?

Do you feel like you "fit in" with the queer/Pride community overall?

What message would you give to your younger self?

How do you usually celebrate Pride month?

Do you prefer loud parties or quiet?

Do you practice any religion, if so how does it play into your LGBT identity? Do you feel welcomed by your spiritual community?

What queer discourse frustrates you the most?

How do you feel about the term partner rather than husband/girlfriend/etc?

What gender-neutral terms for yourself or others do you use (i.e. joyfriend)?

Do you experience both romantic and sexual attraction? Do you experience them the same across any gender(s) you are attracted to?

Are you currently partnered, or if not are you interested in having partner(s)?

Are you monogamous or polyamorous?

Post a pic in your pride gear (or it can just be a selfie or anything else lgbt):

Do you do arts and crafts? Post a pic of a project you've done:

What about your LGBT identity do you feel proud of/ want to recognize/celebrate?

What are you needing most right now (what would make your life easier or more fulfilling in regards to existing as queer)?

Anything else you want to ask during Pride:

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Happy pride to my aro aces, my gay aces, bi aces, straight aces, my trans aces, cis aces, grey aces, sex repulsed aces, sex neutral aces, sex positive aces, my boy aces, my girl aces, non-binary aces, young aces, old aces, closeted aces, recently self discovered aces, loud and proud aces, literally wherever you fall on the ace spectrum happy pride!!

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FROM A FELLOW QUEER!

Have lots of fun and don't be arseholes.

Also can't wait to see the pride marketing this month lol.

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I GOT IT, FINALLY!!!

Gacha sucks

when you want to pull for a character card for an event because it looked amazing but it's gacha and the company that made the game is known for its sadistic tendencies when it comes to rolls.

rip luke 2022-2022 (canonically 2030s- three years after that)

also rip me, I had 28 more rolls and have 24 s-chips.

idk if they're going to do event reruns (knowing hoyo, maybe not) but if so, please bring this back. i want my aesthetic attraction fuelled bi panic thank you.

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i'm sorry but feeling jealous over cats? cats???

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reblog and put in the tags the similarity between you and your icon

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i had a fucking porn account like my post.

it was a happy asexuality day post.

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i did this quiz, will defo help fuel my boredom

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PICK SOME RED FLAGS AND I'LL TELL YOU YOUR FATAL FLAW 🚩